Premier League weekend fixtures 11/12/13 August

Rooney bust a lung to get into the box there what a surprise
 
Wellbeck scored yesterday, Rooney today. Hope it isn't Hernandez tomorrow
 
Chelsea players throwing their toys out already?

Hate those mercenaries bastards, do it every year for the last 10 years to good managers
 
HT: Everton 1 Stoke 0. Was heading for a dull 0-0 with neither side making clear cut chances until Rooney put them ahead.