Premier League weekend fixtures 11/12/13 August

I hope Brighton nick a goal, but I just can't see that happening. Definitely the most boring 'big team' game so far.
 
Begrudgingly have to admit that Gabriel Jesus was a bargain. Same bracket as Mbappe, much cheaper.

Also very brave. Tailor made for the Prem.
 
I just went to put £4.5k on city winning this at 1/4 but for some reason the money wouldn't transfer to my William hill account. Im either going to be happy as a pig in shit or totally pissed off I could have pocketed over £1k by the end of this match.
 
I just went to put £4.5k on city winning this at 1/4 but for some reason the money wouldn't transfer to my William hill account. Im either going to be happy as a pig in shit or totally pissed off I could have pocketed over £1k by the end of this match.
Why on earth have you done this?
 
I just went to put £4.5k on city winning this at 1/4 but for some reason the money wouldn't transfer to my William hill account. Im either going to be happy as a pig in shit or totally pissed off I could have pocketed over £1k by the end of this match.
♪♫ Are you MullerUtd in disguise? ♪♫
 
McManaman has been frothing at the gash over this City side for the past 36 minutes. It's unbearable.
Glad i've turned the volume down. Cannot stand listening to him
 
Not impressed with City so far but I do sense a goal is coming in the 2nd half.
 
We're going to have to go into the market for a striker who doesn't need three chances to score.
 
City haven't created much at all. Brighton need a set piece in a decent situation to try and nick one.
 
Jamie Murphy ruined what was a great chance for Brighton. That was very poor from him.
 
Tell you what, Brighton looks like a rather decent outfit which could do with an injection of speed and dynamism at the front.


Perfect team to send a bunch of promising youth players on the brink of the first team.
 
We're going to have to go into the market for a striker who doesn't need three chances to score.

Spoilt much? You have an incredible attack, time to stop chasing the new shiny toys and instead have this proclaimed genius manager of yours make due with what he got.
 
Not happy with that first half at all. Just the same as last season but the only improvement is that we have competent full-backs.
 
Game is boring considering the players City have.
 
Spoilt much? You have an incredible attack, time to stop chasing the new shiny toys and instead have this proclaimed genius manager of yours make due with what he got.

I take it there isn't a word for 'irony' in Norwegian?