RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

Dunno if this has been posted but its fecking gold. RAWK to a tee :lol:

Let's have a look at theirs then:

Luke Shaw £27m - Fat bastard, shit overrated English player, can't stop making a public tit of himself on Twitter. It's all gone to his head, clearly needs reigning in. Will probably end up at QPR.

Ander Herrera - £30m Slow, thick, overrated. Poor man's Gareth Barry.

Marcos Rojo - £16m Roundly slagged off by pundits before the world cup, now he's grrrrreat apparantly. Actually shit. Off to prison.

Daley Blind - £14m Daddy's boy, only reason he's even in the game. Jack of all trades, master of feck all. Apart from one speculative long ball that fluked it's way into the net off Van Persie's oversized bonce has done precisely feck all in football to warrant a big transfer, but hey, he's Danny Blind's boy don't ya know? (Who incidentally was another shit, dirty, overrated c*nt).

Radamel Falcao - £12m Past it old c*nt. Money whore. Will be on crutches again before Christmas. Will then bang in 15 goals during the run in and will then be off to Madrid, where his heart truly lies, when United finish 6th and it transpires the buyout clause was conditional on United qualifying for the Champions League.

Angel Di Maria - £1billion dollars. Waif like super model, cry baby, Dobby. Couldn't hack it when someone prettier came in. Really wishes he was still at Madrid.

Louis Van Hahahaal - Dinosaur. Angry man. Paranoid schizophrenic. Looks like a turtles head.

These are all brilliant.
 
The loon I quoted earlier on Balotelli signing.

'At Liverpool, you're not just a player, you a Liverpool player and that means you're part of our family... You are now one of us, and you are now family... Welcome to a bond with a set of fans that will not just sing your name, but look out for you, welcome to a ground where the feeling is different'.

Their fans on hearing Glenn Johnson is injured

 
The loon I quoted earlier on Balotelli signing.

'At Liverpool, you're not just a player, you a Liverpool player and that means you're part of our family... You are now one of us, and you are now family... Welcome to a bond with a set of fans that will not just sing your name, but look out for you, welcome to a ground where the feeling is different'.

Their fans on hearing Glenn Johnson is injured
someone in the England match thread wanted Rooney to get injured so he couldn't play QPR.
There is outright hate expressed on here for many United players.

We have absolutely no right to point at Liverpool fans in that regard.
 
What's with all the full names on RAWK?

Steven George Aloisius Bumberclot Gerrard has retired from international football.
 
What's with all the full names on RAWK?

Steven George Aloisius Bumberclot Gerrard has retired from international football.
I know, all they had to do was write 'Slippy has retired from international football'
 
Absolutely love how at their LvG thread, they're already drawing conclusions on our season based off 3 matches in which 50% of our first choice players weren't on the pitch.

Since then we've replaced Evans, Young, Valencia, Fletcher and Cleverley with Rojo, Shaw, Blind, Di Maria and Falcao. It's basically a whole other team.
 
All my mates actually think Sterling is currently better than Di Maria, no lie. @JP77 Your head would explode if you had to deal with them on a daily basis.
 
I don't think Sterling is better than Di Maria but I wouldn't swap them. It's great to see a talented young player break through and make this kind of impact. I've said before but it is one of the most satisfying things to see as a fan. I enjoy big money signings but it's nicer to grow your own. Don't think that's an unusual position.
 
I don't think Sterling is better than Di Maria but I wouldn't swap them. It's great to see a talented young player break through and make this kind of impact. I've said before but it is one of the most satisfying things to see as a fan. I enjoy big money signings but it's nicer to grow your own. Don't think that's an unusual position.
Understandable. He also has another 7/8 years on di Maria too, but it's pure idiocy to regard Sterling as the superior player at the current moment.
 
In the Scousers defence when Ronnie was breaking through I wouldn't have swapped him for anyone at all.
 
someone in the England match thread wanted Rooney to get injured so he couldn't play QPR.
There is outright hate expressed on here for many United players.

We have absolutely no right to point at Liverpool fans in that regard.

Absolutely, but the rub is they do go on about being a family, how their players/supporters will never walk alone etc.
 
I don't think Sterling is better than Di Maria but I wouldn't swap them. It's great to see a talented young player break through and make this kind of impact. I've said before but it is one of the most satisfying things to see as a fan. I enjoy big money signings but it's nicer to grow your own. Don't think that's an unusual position.

Didn't have you marked down as a QPR fan Pickled!
 
Some real bitterness on RAWKs LVG thread right now...


There are worse teams than QPR though. I reckon Sunderland and Burnley are worse for a start and Man Utd looked pretty toothless against them.​

Looks their best formation. Of course, you can't account for the rank average nature of some players - for example, Blind, Herrera, Jones, Rojo, Rafael, etc.

If they don't win by a score of 20-0, it's a disgrace as far as I'm concerned.

 
I don't think Sterling is better than Di Maria but I wouldn't swap them. It's great to see a talented young player break through and make this kind of impact. I've said before but it is one of the most satisfying things to see as a fan. I enjoy big money signings but it's nicer to grow your own. Don't think that's an unusual position.

Wasn't he stolen from QPR aged 16? That's the same as United saying we were solely responsible for Pogba, who joined us at the u18 captain for France, aged 16.
 
Wasn't he stolen from QPR aged 16? That's the same as United saying we were solely responsible for Pogba, who joined us at the u18 captain for France, aged 16.
Has anyone said we made pogba?? I've not seen it? It's the same as us making Januzaj... We all know he joined from Anderlecht.
 
Bit touchy on here. Not denying Sterling was bought at 15 but there's still a significant role in getting him through the system and turning him into a first team player. Loads of top teams buy young teens but most fail to make the grade. Sterling is still a product of Liverpool's youth policy.

Similarly, the frenzy around Januzaj is fuelled by the fact he's 'coming through' from the youth and reserve teams.
 
Bit touchy on here. Not denying Sterling was bought at 15 but there's still a significant role in getting him through the system and turning him into a first team player. Loads of top teams buy young teens but most fail to make the grade. Sterling is still a product of Liverpool's youth policy.

Similarly, the frenzy around Januzaj is fuelled by the fact he's 'coming through' from the youth and reserve teams.
He had first team performances almost a year from that time. He likely would have 'broken through' at QPR anyways. Although I would say you have obviously been a good place for his career.
 
I don't think Sterling is better than Di Maria but I wouldn't swap them. It's great to see a talented young player break through and make this kind of impact. I've said before but it is one of the most satisfying things to see as a fan. I enjoy big money signings but it's nicer to grow your own. Don't think that's an unusual position.

I agree.

But United are in the enviable position of having world class talent (Di Maria and Falcao) alongside promising young players (Januzaj and Wilson).
 
He had first team performances almost a year from that time. He likely would have 'broken through' at QPR anyways. Although I would say you have obviously been a good place for his career.
He was always going to make it but his development is, in part, the product of his time at Liverpool.
 
Wasn't he stolen from QPR aged 16? That's the same as United saying we were solely responsible for Pogba, who joined us at the u18 captain for France, aged 16.

Indeed. A bit disingenuous to claim he's a Liverpool youth product.

They deserved credit for bringing him on but he was in and about the first team not that long after he signed so he must have been pretty good already.

QPR must be gutted. Most naturally talented player they've probably ever produced and they lost him for peanuts.
 
I don't think Sterling is better than Di Maria but I wouldn't swap them. It's great to see a talented young player break through and make this kind of impact. I've said before but it is one of the most satisfying things to see as a fan. I enjoy big money signings but it's nicer to grow your own. Don't think that's an unusual position.

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United fan in work absolutely loves Rodgers. Has said a few times he'd love to manage united, but he knows deep down it ain't happening

Quote from: Spock on June 18, 2014, 12:46:39 AM
I've developed a bit of a man-crush on Daniel.

I don't want to feck him necessarily but I love him and I want him to crawl inside his mind so he can understand me and I can feel what it's like to be inside him.

His skill, his commitment, his style, his attitude, his dance, his swagger, his sense of humour, his morals, his humility, his arrogance, his family, his, character, his loyalty, his charidee work, his comments, his goals, his everything.

Oh, and he's just proved he can bang them in on the worlds biggest stage - In Brazil versus Italy in the World Cup Finals. That is not a fluke and that is not an everyday occurrence. Daniel is the real deal. And he's mine. Sorry, I mean he's ours!

Anyway, back to Daniel. I reckon if he hadn't become a footballer he'd probably be a super-hero. Not in a low-key, sinister Batman sort of way. Hell no, This is Daniel. We're talking balls out (big balls, IMHO) Iron Man style feck YEAH I'M DANIEL STURRIDGE super-hero antics. Or maybe he would have become prime minister. I'd vote for him, feck I'd vote for him to finger my bumbumhole with one hand and slap my face with the other. I sometimes wish I was gay... I'd make a great gay guy and I reckon if Daniel was gay (he's not) me and him would make the perfect couple. We'd buy a little rustic cottage in the outskirts of Chester, he would run the flower shop that we own and I would stay home baking him cookies and cakes and big joints of meat. He's insatiable for meat in my fantasy. Insatiable
 
I don't think Sterling is better than Di Maria but I wouldn't swap them. It's great to see a talented young player break through and make this kind of impact. I've said before but it is one of the most satisfying things to see as a fan. I enjoy big money signings but it's nicer to grow your own. Don't think that's an unusual position.

Sterling isnt your own. He was a QPR youth player. You have only Gerrard and Flanagan form the youth ranks. Flanagan is now a squad player after you bought in better players in the summer.

Would it not be fairer to smaller clubs if they could keep hold of youth prospects and be given a decent fee? (same goes for the likes of Januzaj btw).
 
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United fan in work absolutely loves Rodgers. Has said a few times he'd love to manage united, but he knows deep down it ain't happening

This is clearly a lie. Scousers don't have jobs.