RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

I got a message from Redcy, I can safely say he's not Johno. We concluded that Johno is most probably twisted as fu.k :)

He thinks Fergie sold himself to Glazers and his legendary status should be questioned cause of it.
Not to mention him gladly posting in a forum in which United is crazily hated.

Also if Johno would send us messages it would probably be agressive and volatile messages. :)
 
The world's most knowledgeable fans strike again:

You're an utter utter whopper of the highest accolade.
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You'd hang your own mother out to dry then jump up and down on her corpse to clutch onto a big shiny thing, that doesnt make you a winner, it makes you a massive twat.
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A great back and forth in their Sterling thread. PoP being called out on his bullshit.

One guy says
RandomRAWKnutter said:
you did suggest we would be just fine without Suarez.
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PoP is indignant at the suggestion, surely a football oracle would never say such a thing:

PoP said:
I didn't...
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But the RandomRAWKNutter replies with one of PoP's posts from the period in question:
PoP said:
You need to use the principles of mobility, width, depth and creativity in order to create penetration, and once you have penetrated, you need to finish. That's how the game is viewed at the top level, and that is how I am viewing our chances.

Do we create width? Yes

Do we have mobility? Yes

Do we have depth? Yes

Do we have creativity? Yes

Do we penetrate? Yes

Do we have finishers? Yes

Therefore, we are in good shape. Most other teams lack 2 or more of those principles, which is why they fail.

You say we don't have Suarez to wrap those things up in one package.

I say that now makes us harder to mark. Because now the principles are spread among different units on the field. Now we can truly pull teams apart without expecting one individual to do it.
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Game, set, match. Of course, RAWK consider PoP the winner.
 
Mciahel Goodman said:
A great back and forth in their Sterling thread. PoP being called out on his bullshit.

One guy says

PoP is indignant at the suggestion, surely a football oracle would never say such a thing:



But the RandomRAWKNutter replies with one of PoP's posts from the period in question:


Game, set, match. Of course, RAWK consider PoP the winner.
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Wait. Is he suggesting they would actually become better by offloading Suarez?
 
Maagge said:
Wait. Is he suggesting they would actually become better by offloading Suarez?
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It seems that way, but PoP manages to even disagree with himself:

PoP said:
What a ridiculous comeback. I didn't mention anywhere in that quote that said we would be better without Suarez.

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Dear me, the mood in 'the group' must deteriorate something shocking on the training ground, when PoP the Coach, issues the much feared cry of ''OK, gather round lads''.
 
He's fun to laugh at, but we really ought to respect him because apparently he's a sport scientist.

PoP said:
I spent years rehabilitating injured athletes and I couldn't have predicted Sturridge out for 80% of the season. And I don't think the medical people did either. It's just a cruel joke on our season.
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Fase of Pley is like that kid at school who used to apparently be an expert on something new every week, usually whatever people were talking about at that exact moment, so he could make himself the centre of attention.

Random Person: "The weather looks like it'll be pretty bad this weekend."
Fase of Pley: "I spent ten years working as Michael Fish."
Random Person: "Do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my friend..."
Fase of Pley: "Ignore that other person beside you, I'm actually your friend. I have been for twenty years."
Random Person: "...I'm calling the police."
Fase of Pley: "No need, I've been a police officer for thirty years. Is this other person bothering you?"
 
Mr Pigeon said:
Fase of Pley is like that kid at school who used to apparently be an expert on something new every week, usually whatever people were talking about at that exact moment, so he could make himself the centre of attention.

Random Person: "The weather looks like it'll be pretty bad this weekend."
Fase of Pley: "I spent ten years working as Michael Fish."
Random Person: "Do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my friend..."
Fase of Pley: "Ignore that other person beside you, I'm actually your friend. I have been for twenty years."
Random Person: "...I'm calling the police."
Fase of Pley: "No need, I've been a police officer for thirty years. Is this other person bothering you?"
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:lol:
 
Mr Pigeon said:
Fase of Pley is like that kid at school who used to apparently be an expert on something new every week, usually whatever people were talking about at that exact moment, so he could make himself the centre of attention.

Random Person: "The weather looks like it'll be pretty bad this weekend."
Fase of Pley: "I spent ten years working as Michael Fish."
Random Person: "Do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my friend..."
Fase of Pley: "Ignore that other person beside you, I'm actually your friend. I have been for twenty years."
Random Person: "...I'm calling the police."
Fase of Pley: "No need, I've been a police officer for thirty years. Is this other person bothering you?"
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:lol:
 
Mciahel Goodman said:
He's fun to laugh at, but we really ought to respect him because apparently he's a sport scientist.
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add sports psychologist, agent, scout, tea leaf reader aswell. funny they now write off their injuries as a bad joke but start of the season Rodgers and the fans were blaming Hodgson for not knowing how to handle fast twitch fibre players. then Sturridge gets injured at Melwood
 
I don't believe for a second that Johno is a Utd fan.

He even writes in the same mawkish, over the top verbose style that Liverpool fans seem to specialise in.

Off topic slightly does anyone remember that thread on Rawk that was a story about how Liverpool and Rafa had won the treble I think. It was written the day after we beat Chelsea in Moscow, I remember a bit about the European Cup being Rafa's baby. It's probably my all time favourite Rawk post.
 
Mr Pigeon said:
Fase of Pley is like that kid at school who used to apparently be an expert on something new every week, usually whatever people were talking about at that exact moment, so he could make himself the centre of attention.

Random Person: "The weather looks like it'll be pretty bad this weekend."
Fase of Pley: "I spent ten years working as Michael Fish."
Random Person: "Do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my friend..."
Fase of Pley: "Ignore that other person beside you, I'm actually your friend. I have been for twenty years."
Random Person: "...I'm calling the police."
Fase of Pley: "No need, I've been a police officer for thirty years. Is this other person bothering you?"
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Perfect :lol:
 
Mr Pigeon said:
Fase of Pley is like that kid at school who used to apparently be an expert on something new every week, usually whatever people were talking about at that exact moment, so he could make himself the centre of attention.

Random Person: "The weather looks like it'll be pretty bad this weekend."
Fase of Pley: "I spent ten years working as Michael Fish."
Random Person: "Do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my friend..."
Fase of Pley: "Ignore that other person beside you, I'm actually your friend. I have been for twenty years."
Random Person: "...I'm calling the police."
Fase of Pley: "No need, I've been a police officer for thirty years. Is this other person bothering you?"
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Brilliant.
 
Mr Pigeon said:
Fase of Pley is like that kid at school who used to apparently be an expert on something new every week, usually whatever people were talking about at that exact moment, so he could make himself the centre of attention.

Random Person: "The weather looks like it'll be pretty bad this weekend."
Fase of Pley: "I spent ten years working as Michael Fish."
Random Person: "Do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my friend..."
Fase of Pley: "Ignore that other person beside you, I'm actually your friend. I have been for twenty years."
Random Person: "...I'm calling the police."
Fase of Pley: "No need, I've been a police officer for thirty years. Is this other person bothering you?"
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:lol:
 
Mr Pigeon said:
Fase of Pley is like that kid at school who used to apparently be an expert on something new every week, usually whatever people were talking about at that exact moment, so he could make himself the centre of attention.

Random Person: "The weather looks like it'll be pretty bad this weekend."
Fase of Pley: "I spent ten years working as Michael Fish."
Random Person: "Do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my friend..."
Fase of Pley: "Ignore that other person beside you, I'm actually your friend. I have been for twenty years."
Random Person: "...I'm calling the police."
Fase of Pley: "No need, I've been a police officer for thirty years. Is this other person bothering you?"
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He is quite literally the result of a biologically imposible birth that has resulted from a metaphysically impossible gay relationship between Archie from the fast show and Aldridge Prior out of Viz.
 
I am listening Drive time on TS,they used word "delusional", talking about Liverpool fans and things around club in general,even some Liverpool fans (at least he said he is) described their fan base with same word ...

Edit: Ok,maybe its not right word in question,maybe i miss heard it.
 
Actually Emlyn Hughes International Soccer for the C64 is the best thing anyone or anything from LFC has ever been involved in as far as I'm concerned.
 
Mr Pigeon said:
Fase of Pley is like that kid at school who used to apparently be an expert on something new every week, usually whatever people were talking about at that exact moment, so he could make himself the centre of attention.

Random Person: "The weather looks like it'll be pretty bad this weekend."
Fase of Pley: "I spent ten years working as Michael Fish."
Random Person: "Do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my friend..."
Fase of Pley: "Ignore that other person beside you, I'm actually your friend. I have been for twenty years."
Random Person: "...I'm calling the police."
Fase of Pley: "No need, I've been a police officer for thirty years. Is this other person bothering you?"
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:lol:
 
Considering that the best player ever (tm) is soon leaving the EPL then I guess its appropriate for the FA to order all players playing in the weekend to wear their shirt with Gerrard at their back. In that way a Gerrard will score loads of goals, make breathtaking saves and finally lift as many EPL trophies more than Giggs did (all Chelsea players will be lifting the EPL title trophy).
 
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Considering that the best player ever (tm) is soon leaving the EPL then I guess its appropriate for the FA to order all players playing in the weekend to wear their shirt with Gerrard at their back. In that way a Gerrard will score loads of goals, make breathtaking saves and finally lift as many EPL trophies more than Giggs did (all Chelsea players will be lifting the EPL title trophy).
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I agree, anything else seems a bit disrespectful in my opinion.
 
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