RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

[Ish]

Their poetry

I would love to start the "RAWK goes into Meltdown 2015/2016 - the Sterling edition" thread.

When is the right time?

 

[Alex99]

I think one of his posts way back when was about the different zones. I think he basically stuck a few vertical and horizontal lines on a sketch of a pitch in paint and numbered the resulting squares to illustrate it.
Apparently he's above using layman terms like striker, winger and such.

 

[Maagge]

I'd love to see this.

 

[Maagge]

I'd love to see this.

It turns out it was a game of sorts. I don't know why he's stuck with it though.

 

[The Man Himself]

How is their reaction to Benitez taking over at Real Madrid?

 

[Alex99]

This is the only way I can make sense of those zones with the players he mentioned:

 

[Verminator]

This is the only way I can make sense of those zones with the players he mentioned:

Ah! Liverpool should be a tennis club?

 

[YzWayne]

Can anyone else understand what this bellend is bleating on about?

I think he just got 'friendzoned'

 

[Earthquake]

Ah! Liverpool should be a tennis club?

I don't think they have a large enough squad to focus on being shite at two sports.

 

[clarkydaz]

ahh I thought it was a car park propsal for the new stand

 

[thelemon]

This is the only way I can make sense of those zones with the players he mentioned:

Why the feck are zones one and two separate though?

 

[Señor]

There's another weapon carting the same zones shite as well

Zone 7

the linking target man – This player is expected to be technically gifted when assessing his first touch, link up play and off ball movement. Carroll may well represent a target man, whether or not he adapts to act as a target man in this model is a question yet to be asked of him. While Carroll possesses world class arial ability, questions may be asked of his ability on the deck as well as his off ball movement. However, towards the end of the 2011/2012 season Carroll showed glimpses of being an extremely hardworking forward and may well find much success in this role. Anyone lucky enough to watch Fabio Borini will know that he was a huge loss to Swansea this past year, despite the success of Danny Graham.

They genuinely think they are tacticians.

 

[Alex99]

Why the feck are zones one and two separate though?

To be honest, I was struggling to work out where they'd be given that he made 7 sound like it was up front, 6 anywhere across the wings and the box, 5 the central midfield and 4 right back. He didn't say 1 for the keeper so I assumed that left back and the two centre backs would be different. It's a load of shite however you look at it.

 

[thelemon]

It's a load of shite however you look at it.

Oh yeah, that was never in doubt

 

[Sad Chris]

 

[Truedevil]

Locked for a clean up.

Any more fecking manager speculation, having a go at our manager or our players and I'll lock every fecking thread.

Simple rules people; play nice or don't play at all.

 

[Speak]

 

[dumbo]

Philistines.

 

[pierrethesnack]

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

This 7-zones stuff has been mentioned before, specifically back when Van Gaal was confirmed as the next manager.
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/van-gaal-philosophy-tactics.389320/

 

[GloryHunter07]

I remember doing zonal training in the under 10s and thinking it was complete bollocks.

 

[VanGaalEra]

 

[Shane88]

It's weird how it's such a popular Liverpool forum when you see mods like that.

 

[Neelu]

I bet most of their traffic is generated by caf users looking for meltdowns.

 

[Joga Bonito]

 

[cesc's_mullet]

I bet most of their traffic is generated by caf users looking for meltdowns.

 

[Tyrion]

Philistines.

Brilliant.

Wrt that weird zone guy, as usual they're over thinking it. They need a better defence, goalkeeper, midfield and striker to win the league. Plus the manager isn't great either.

 

[senorgregster]

any skittles-related meltdowns?

 

[thejtrain]

 

[Brightonian]

Mignolet

Clyne Skrtel Sakho Moreno

Can Kondgobia

Milner Henderson Coutinho

Vietto

sorted.

It's depressing that anyone looks at that and is pleased. You can't just add Kondogbia to a load of mediocre-poor players and pretend it's suddenly good.

Really rams home that with Sterling leaving, Coutinho is now their only top four quality player. Sakho and Moreno still in as first choice despite terrible seasons. And how shite must Lallana have been for this poster to be putting Henderson in as #10!

 

[Rolandofgilead]

It's depressing that anyone looks at that and is pleased. You can't just add Kondogbia to a load of mediocre-poor players and pretend it's suddenly good.

Really rams home that with Sterling leaving, Coutinho is now their only top four quality player. Sakho and Moreno still in as first choice despite terrible seasons. And how shite must Lallana have been for this poster to be putting Henderson in as #10!

To be fair, it is the start of the boom/bust cycle.

 

[Big Ben Foster]

Can anyone else understand what this bellend is bleating on about?

Reminds me of that RAWK post a season or two ago talking about level 4 and level 5 leadership.

 

[montpelier]

the mods have moved swiftly to quash dissent, independent thought & free speech

Locked for tidy up

It's a starred thread which you all know by now means it is being strictly moderated as quality over kneejerk replies are the order of the day

is immediately followed by

Very very happy that Brendan Rodgers is staying. He is the right man for the job and good things come with patience and longevity.

 

[Speak]

Reminds me of that RAWK post a season or two ago talking about level 4 and level 5 leadership.

 

[ravi2]

Reminds me of that RAWK post a season or two ago talking about level 4 and level 5 leadership.

That sounds almost Scientology based.

 

[hebegebe]

It's depressing that anyone looks at that and is pleased. You can't just add Kondogbia to a load of mediocre-poor players and pretend it's suddenly good.

Really rams home that with Sterling leaving, Coutinho is now their only top four quality player. Sakho and Moreno still in as first choice despite terrible seasons. And how shite must Lallana have been for this poster to be putting Henderson in as #10!

The handful of times I've seen Kondogbia play, he's been absolutely shocking.

 

[kouroux]

@dumbo

 

[FC Ronaldo]

Can someone plant these on RAWK?

Spoiler

*Disclaimer - I did not make this

 

[Ricardo de la Vega]

They're all going mad over signing that donkey Milner. Rather them than us...

 

[Getsme]

They're all going mad over signing that donkey Milner. Rather them than us...

The fact you've called him a donkey suggests you've never seen him play.