RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition

Christ,, Johnno's been 'done' more often than Katie Price.
 
Tell me, because I don't want to visit RAWK myself: none of them still believe Jonno is an actual United fan, do they?
 
Tell me, because I don't want to visit RAWK myself: none of them still believe Jonno is an actual United fan, do they?

Of course, one or two quoting his post offering their commiserations on the win.
 
The one and only Johnno. So he's not "done" already? I'd love to hear him describe his wife. "I used to love her but she's a fecking munter now and she can't even cook an egg or make a cup of tea".
Has to be Andy's second account.
 
Also:
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Fantastic. Utterly fantastic.
 
The one and only Johnno. So he's not "done" already? I'd love to hear him describe his wife. "I used to love her but she's a fecking munter now and she can't even cook an egg or make a cup of tea".
"I only throw one up her at Christmas out of obligation. Now, the birds on Merseyside, I'd love a crack at one of them but they're too good for us Mancs, eh?"
 
Imagine if Brendan somehow puts them out!


Absolute scenes

Not a chance.. the league champions won't be seeded against any top 10 league qualifier, it's called the champions route in qualification.
No Brendan but u can imagine Mario Balotelli face when he put them out at anfield
 
Johnno, I understand your frustration, but I am afraid that you will have to put up with this shit for another season or maybe even two. Maureen has hypnotized your board and the majority of your fan base, and they seem pretty convinced that shit football is perfectly fine, as long as you win some silverware.

In the meantime, the likes of Chelsea, Man City, Liverpool and Tottenham will be pulling away even further with their young and progressive managers, while you are stagnating or even regressing. We know how it feels, since we've been there in the 90's.
I'm jealous the fact we lost the final last year and they won. We had much harder teams and they have been lucky. As if they played who we did they would have been out a long time ago.

Now they will spend £200m. But you know what I'm not too fussed. Mourinho will hold them back.
As long as Mourinho stays manager too it's a good situation as his tactics are so limited. But you're right why do people fear United but not City who have a much superior manager too, doesn't make much sense.
Maybe I'm naive but I love our manager, love the players he bought in the summer and I'm ready for him to do more of the same. I can't imagine any Manc fans feel the same.
Cups often depend on luck. Last year we lost two finals against teams that were better than us. United got help from the ref against Southampton and met a piss poor Ajax in the Europa final.
The league doesn't lie however and they're sixth. The sixth best team in England. Thats sixth folks....
 
That's on the 'And I do apologise, Mr Ferguson' level of hilarity & smugness.
 
Love that they think Mourinho is some tactical dinosaur and unsuccessful manager. The same Jose that helped stop them win the league in 2014, or the one that in 12 months at United has eclipsed their last 12 years all whilst managing shit players and a shit team. It's weird they think a manager that's what 0-5 in finals is better than a manager that's what 13-2? Also a manager that's proven adaptable and successful in 4 countries against one successful in 1 and that ended in disaster. Also no plan B. And a trophy count that read what 20-2? I'll give their messiah one thing he has relegated a team something Jose has yet to accomplish.

Funny because if Jose's standards had lowered enough to manage them and shared Klopp's grand haul of 0 cups they'd say he's the best thing that ever happened to the sport and they'd be laughing at Klopp if he was at us winning cups.

Strange bunch.
 
Johnno :lol:

On the night the team he's supported for 150 years wins a European trophy they haven't won before, off to RAWK he goes to talk about how gutted he is.
 
That hill they're always coming up must be higher than Everest.
 
Johnno :lol:

On the night the team he's supported for 150 years wins a European trophy they haven't won before, off to RAWK he goes to talk about how gutted he is.
I don't know what's sadder the fact that somebody actually goes through the effort to post that or the audience over there that genuinely believe he's a united fan that echoes the thoughts of all United fans.

Only Liverpool could produce such a character.
 
Funny how they talk about the future like they are Nostradamus when it comes to football. The same fan base that for 25 years has proclaimed "our year" and said "worst United ever" and the fact has been what 7 cups v 28 during that time and 0-13 in league titles? If a Liverpool fan told me I'll have a good day I'll stay the feck home based on those prognosis.
 
Johnno just proved he is absolutely fake.

Lets not quote him anymore, he doesnt deserve our attention. He is a no life cretin.
 
Lostradamus.
 
That's proper funny that they have beaten a half assed Barca in a friendly proving their superiority over them, won the top 6 league, the fair play cup, the Klopp 4 cup, have the bestest manager ever and they still won 3 less trophies than "the worst United ever" managed by a shit manager after a shit transfer window. They are Evertons equal despite having a way bigger budget.
 
Johnno just proved he is absolutely fake.

Lets not quote him anymore, he doesnt deserve our attention. He is a no life cretin.
Like I said before, he isn't real. A while ago, someone from there told me that it's a RAWK moderator.
 
So, RAWK hivemind believe that the longer Jose stays with us the better because he will 'hold us back', whatever that means, meanwhile Johnno vocally wants him to be sacked. Surely this kind of opposing, negative opinion is unacceptable and bannable by RAWK standard.
 
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Johnnowhite "the United fan" at it again:

Well I've seen some shit United performances over a lot of years but tonight ranks as one of the absolute worst ever. Clueless, couldn't pass water, camped on the edge of our own BOX and inviting a very poor opposition to come and do their worst. And as it turned out that's exactly what they did - their worst. Bloody fecking shocking. If this clown Mourinho doesn't go somewhere else and ply his boring effing trade that's me done"

...erm?

:lol: Come on.

Not even the most deluded rawkite must be buying this hoax. What kind of fan acts all glum after they team have won a cup? Most people have false flagged once or twice on anonymous comment boards to wind people up, but doing it for years on end means you have to be some special kind of mental
 
While we were winning trophies meanwhile liverpool where in Australia with this cringe crap



My tax dollars have been wasted
 
We're ahead in terms of the league and development imo

We're ahead in terms of Champions League qualification, trophy winning and having the resources to build for next season in everyone else's opinion. Enjoy a summer of uncertainty. xx :)
 
I'm a psychologist and RAWK would make for an interesting study of cognitive dissonance in action.

I'd also look at a lack of self awareness as a secondary measure
 
Why do they venerate their managers so much? My Liverpool mates all tell me that Klopp is the best Manager in the league and in years past put the likes of Dalglish and Rogers on a pedestal too, and one of them contends that Benitez was better than SAF but the anti-dipper conspiracy stopped him from winning the league :wenger: Remember that fecking portrait of Rafa they carried through the streets? It's so cult-esque.
 
Just skimmed through their 1000 page Europa final thread - they're such an insecure lot :lol:

It's pretty entertaining. That Liverpool fan posing as an United fan Johno takes the cake. I think he is here at Red Cafe but with his real identity, a bitter Liverpool fan. Any guess?
 
We are not perfect but guys on that forum are mad.
One guy said that we have better season and gave couple of objective remarks. He got ten responses- "united spent 400 mil we only 60".