RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition

Any poetry about Lovren's new deal?

Or, anyone banned for pointing out that it's terrible news?

Four more years of Lovren. Does this mean that better defenders won't be arriving in the summer?
 
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I think the bald geezer top right is my new favourite.
 
You told me they'd be top of the 'Lawro Table', you didn't tell me they're invincible, :lol:.
 
I'm calling for leniency, it's only #1's 12th post.

Oh god. It has to be a joke. Klopp need new glasses for sure.
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He is bottom half of the table material. Yet he's plastered on our club website signing his contract as if it's a great coo.
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The amount of their fans that still accept mediocrity is bizarre.

Anyone who is criticising Lovely Lovren is of course getting shot down.

100k a week for Dejan Lovren - the defender that can't defend :wenger:
 
Cocks out pigeon lads, I hear a mating call!
 
Sassy Colin said:
Liverpool top of the league according to Lawro's predictions:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/fo...emier-League-table-predictions-sportgalleries

tbf, he got a fair few in the right sort of area, but his Scouse bias shines through. :lol:
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I actually started noticing about 4-5 seasons back about 90% of the time he predicts any game between the top 6 to be a draw and no matter Liverpool's form they are never going to lose. I think I've seen him predict one loss since 2013.
 
My mind's telling me no-oh-oh
But my body, my body's telling me yeh-eh-es
 
"I'm Lovren It" is my favorite thread title on here. Still makes me chuckle when I think about it.
 
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And Liverpool haven't lost a single game :lol:
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Utdstar01 said:
Yep :lol: Also noticed Everton have drawn 18 games.
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Those two are the obvious biases. Marking down Everton to draws and marking up Liverpool in big games.

In fairness, he has been largely right in those he could be considered optimistic (vs. Top 6) and only wrong in games Liverpool really shouldn't be losing :lol:
 
Inter Yer Nan said:
I actually started noticing about 4-5 seasons back about 90% of the time he predicts any game between the top 6 to be a draw and no matter Liverpool's form they are never going to lose. I think I've seen him predict one loss since 2013.
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He's preditcted a loss for them twice since April 2015
 
Can't wait to see what shite they come out with now that they're naming a stand after Kenny.
 
Rumour has it this'll be the statue outside the stand.

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They should name the toilets after Kelvin Mackenzie. Or build some stocks for the scumbag.
 
Right here we go...

Fenway Sports Group (FSG) and Liverpool Football Club announce that Kenny Dalglish is to leave his post today as Manager after having his contract terminated.
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Shit, sorry. That's a wrong one, many apologies.

Great stuff!!
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Sweet! Great words by Werner as well to be fair.
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Nobody has done.
Fantastic gesture. Anyone saying anything negative about this can feck off.
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Still nobody has done, 3 posts later

#RAWK Staff
A little reminder that we really don't need to make this about anything other than what it actually is. A tribute to the King.
The King Kenny Stand
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