RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition

18740371_1393636640673227_6790280462012277570_n.jpg
 
He wouldn't sign a player who game 3rd in the Balon d'Or because he puts his trust in a man who's won feck all in the 2 years he's been there already? Why do the scouse so blindly follow any manager and deity-fy him when in reality they've done nothing of note at their club.
We follow our manager because he is our manager. What should we do call him a c**t. Its a good job Manchester United followed Ferguson when had won nothing for was it 6 years. Would you call that blindly following your manager. Clop is doing OK and we are progressing. If that is following blindly then I am all for it.
 
We follow our manager because he is our manager. What should we do call him a c**t. Its a good job Manchester United followed Ferguson when had won nothing for was it 6 years. Would you call that blindly following your manager. Clop is doing OK and we are progressing. If that is following blindly then I am all for it.

Spelling your manager's name properly might be a good start.
 
Spelling your manager's name properly might be a good start.
That was auto corrected but I suspect you know that. Still I admire a man who checks every word he writes . Just to make you happy Klopp. There you go.
 
That was auto corrected but I suspect you know that. Still I admire a man who checks every word he writes . Just to make you happy Klopp. There you go.
I give this guy a week.
 
I give this guy a week.
Hold on a minute, I want him to stay until we get to read about his manc mate. I'm sure there will be a wonderful backstory of camaraderie of the opposites before the inevitable "he told me he prefers to watch Klopps Liverpool to United".
 
Hold on a minute, I want him to stay until we get to read about his manc mate. I'm sure there will be a wonderful backstory of camaraderie of the opposites before the inevitable "he told me he prefers to watch Klopps Liverpool to United".

Sorry lads/ladies no Man Utd mates at the moment although the guy who comes to cut my hair is a Man Utd fan and we have a bit of banter but thats about it. Sorry if sometimes I take a bit long to respond but I've only got 3 posts a day so sometimes have to wait until the next day. You can of course help me with this by posting likes:) . Apparently I can then post more often. Cant understand why anybody would get upset because I support our manager. With regard to Manchester United I have seen all your teams going back to about 1962 so football for me never started with the Premier League. If you are wondering why I only seem to post in the dead of night it's not because i am related to Count Dracula it's because i am in Hong Kong. Just about to finish work then go home . Gym and swim this afternoon for me. Have a good weekend.
 
Sorry lads/ladies no Man Utd mates at the moment although the guy who comes to cut my hair is a Man Utd fan and we have a bit of banter but thats about it. Sorry if sometimes I take a bit long to respond but I've only got 3 posts a day so sometimes have to wait until the next day. You can of course help me with this by posting likes:) . Apparently I can then post more often. Cant understand why anybody would get upset because I support our manager. With regard to Manchester United I have seen all your teams going back to about 1962 so football for me never started with the Premier League. If you are wondering why I only seem to post in the dead of night it's not because i am related to Count Dracula it's because i am in Hong Kong. Just about to finish work then go home . Gym and swim this afternoon for me. Have a good weekend.
Seen teams back to 62. Loves Klopp. Johno is it really you?
 
If I was a footballer and didn't support Liverpool, I'd change my name to Dave Marquee

Guarantee to be signed by these c*nts
I think I will do it as well. I have always been crap at football but I guarantee I would still be better than that over-rated pile of shite who plays no 6 in the 6th bestest team Pogback. Im 60 so I dont retire until im 66 so that works in my favour as well
cheesy.gif
And it's been about 27 years since anybody in Liverpool was funny - Peter Beardsley.
 
"Even then, we weren't as good as we used to be."
 
Just liked the depressed resigned way Leicester got tagged on here

the First Division/Premier League thing... There was literally no difference between the English top flight in 1991-92 and 1992-93. Think it's just a way for Man Utd, Blackburn, Arsenal, Chelsea, City and now Leicester fans to feel superior.
 
News coming in that they have just signed Salah from Roma.I dont know much about him but didnt he flop at chelsea a couple of years back.
 
News coming in that they have just signed Salah from Roma.I dont know much about him but didnt he flop at chelsea a couple of years back.

He's been very good in Italy it has to be said. Whether he can translate that to this league remains to be seen but I'll be honest and say that I think it's a good signing. I don't think it fixes any of their First XI weaknesses though it does help with depth which is obviously one of their biggest overall issues.
 

Here is a comprehensive list of definitions of the word Clop from the Oxford Urban Dictionary 23rd ed.:

1. clop
To masturbate. Often used by bronies.
Brony 1: Dude, I just caught George clopping to Fluttershy!
Brony 2: Fluttershy?! Man, that's just wrong!

2. clop
when your dick/ballsack makes a clapping noise on your thigh that only you can hear, unless you ask everyone to be quite and make a humping motion rapidily to generate the clopping noise. Note:This can only be achieve if your wearing loose boxers.
Teamate 1.< Man on our run this morning you were clopping like a bitch.
Teamate 2.< I know all my briefs were in the laundry so I only had boxers so it was like a moonbounce down there.

3. Clop
The definition for the sound of Testicals being hit against your chin.

(This is the ONLY meening for the word clop)!
1.Man i clopped your mom so hard last night!

2.Can i clop on you?

3.Man last night I was at this party,I was clopping for an hour!

Clopper:

Man I gave this girl the best clopper ever

4. clop
A spacious, possibly vacuous, vagina, so called for onomatopoeic reasons. Also the sound said vagina produces on stimulation on production of a vacuum.
She's got a right clop on her, that one.