Ronaldo will score from a free kick this Saturday

Another boring Ronaldo thread. Give it a rest. People on here are up for a big surprise this season regarding Ronaldo. No, he won't score a freekick and he is truly shit at freekicks. Not even mediocre, he is shit and at least five players in our squad are better. Next question.
 
His first goal for United was from a free kick. It will happen again

Headed in from a cross also counts. Put your childs tuition fund on it.

Explain again how him heading a ball is the same as scoring a direct free kick as per his first United goal?

Why not just say, he will score with his head, his knee, his backside, his ego will simply will the ball in the net, so you cover every basis for yourself?
 
It's going to very annoying when we're 1-0 down with 20 minutes left and we get a free kick while he wastes 90 seconds on his routine only to blast it over.
 
Explain again how him heading a ball is the same as scoring a direct free kick as per his first United goal?

Why not just say, he will score with his head, his knee, his backside, his ego will simply will the ball in the net, so you cover every basis for yourself?

A header or a volley from a free kick also counts .
 
Another boring Ronaldo thread. Give it a rest. People on here are up for a big surprise this season regarding Ronaldo. No, he won't score a freekick and he is truly shit at freekicks. Not even mediocre, he is shit and at least five players in our squad are better. Next question.
Come on mate. Don't spoil the party with your realism. We are allowed to dream a little.
 
Another boring Ronaldo thread. Give it a rest. People on here are up for a big surprise this season regarding Ronaldo. No, he won't score a freekick and he is truly shit at freekicks. Not even mediocre, he is shit and at least five players in our squad are better. Next question.
the funny thing is if he ditched his silly technique of knuckle pucking it and actually placed it he'd score far more. a lot of his goals from FKs are where he ditches his "trademark" strike. he basically only ever scored doing that against portsmouth and fulham.
 
Think from watching an Ole interview Ronaldo will be on pens and not free kicks. Unless Bruno is not on the pitch at the time or we’re winning easily of course.