Rooney

[Red Hand Devil]

as retarded as this one? I'm not so sure....

This thread most certainly bit him on the backside thats for sure

Careful lads - big Pete Storey's gettin involved

 

[Dresilved]

I've been thinking for some time that the man child that is Rooney has peaked

Wrong!

The signs of decline are already there

Wrong!

Blessed with a powerful physique at 16 he dominated youth football and was more than a match for the senior flight....however,his physique has always been more that of a sprinter/boxer than a footballer.

Wrong!.... Maradona

He was a freak for his age at 16.

True

He appears now to be musclebound with a tendency to pile on the pounds particularly as he gets older.

Wrong!

No surprise therefore that he tends to fade often disappearing in matches because he lacks stamina

Cringeworthy Wrong!

As he gets older I predict he will continue to struggle both with his weight and fitness.

Wrong!

Make the most of him for what remains.......he will continue to disappoint as he declines

hmmmm!

Its lovely how silly threads like this come back to bite you, I suppose 1 correct out of 8 is something at least

 

[afrocentricity]

aah, who's shagged up the thread?

 

[TuTuHimm]

Rooney is peaking hard all over Ronaldos face.

 

[Solius]

Surely the newspapers are running out of Rooney headlines. There are only so many words you can put 'Roo' in front of. I can imagine the next time he scores the back pages will read something like 'Erm, he scored again...'.

 

[esmufc07]

Rooted, Suited and Booted!

Rooney sends Manchester United into their third successive Champions League Final.

 

[Plechazunga]

Hehehe... have some of this Gill you pompous arse.

Surely the newspapers are running out of Rooney headlines. There are only so many words you can put 'Roo' in front of. I can imagine the next time he scores the back pages will read something like 'Erm, he scored again...'.

https://www.redcafe.net/f6/wazzapunnin-287169/

 

[Ceks]

I've been thinking for some time that the man child that is Rooney has peaked.The signs of decline are already there.Blessed with a powerful physique at 16 he dominated youth football and was more than a match for the senior flight....however,his physique has always been more that of a sprinter/boxer than a footballer.He was a freak for his age at 16.

He appears now to be musclebound with a tendency to pile on the pounds particularly as he gets older.

No surprise therefore that he tends to fade often disappearing in matches because he lacks stamina.As he gets older I predict he will continue to struggle both with his weight and fitness.

Make the most of him for what remains.......he will continue to disappoint as he declines

Embarrassing post.