Do you not clean your dick?
SARS CoV-2 coronavirus / Covid-19 (No tin foil hat silliness please)
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Do you not clean your dick?
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That's a big deal.
I don't normally give a shit about Italian footbal and I don't give a shit about this match either, but the Italians probably do.
Not in a public toilet I don’t.
Added to this is the fact that Pexy wears skintight skinny jeans. So the clamminess is probably unimaginable...
As opposed to all that extra space around your ankles which is great for dick ventilation.
Exactly.
I used one of those at a McDonald's in North Dakota, of all places, four or five years ago. Thought it was genius and can't fathom why I haven't seen more of them.
I consider this a great compliment given how imbecilic most of your posts are.
haha! I'm just pointing out that aslong as you aint a filthy bugger, dick to door contact (via hands!) isn't an issue. Psychologically it might be, but from a germ point of view I don't think mine is swimming in coronavirus.
I often open doors with my penis
Unknowingly I clicked this serious topic in order to inform myself about the latest development regarding Covid19, a global threat to mankind.
First thing I learn is that this dude opens doors with his penis. In case the day comes where I’m experiencing symptoms myself, I hope this knowledge will prove valuable to me.
Thank you.
The caf is here to help
Just rung them myself for completion and they said unless I experience all three symptoms at the same time I'm good to go.
Thankgod I didn't extent my stay which I was initially considering.
You just suggested stopping a whole country from flying, to benefit you.
Better an imbecile than a supremacist I imagine.
Flying to Bologna on the 13th of March, really hope this has all died down a little by then.
Bro, did you tag me somehow in this post?
Unlikely. It's only at the start of its take off stage in Italy.
Well that’s great! Was meant to do a day in Florence than either Venice or San Marino and fly to Paris. Not sure what the state of play will be by then.
That's fine as long as you don't sneeze onto your penis first.
Florence is always absolutely rammed with tourists and lots from China. That's a risky place to go at that stage.
What if someone else sneezes onto it first?
Supremacist
. If you equate wanting controls of people flying from known coronavirus hotspots with supremacy then that it what you are, an imbecile. Let's not forget your delightful anecdote about the Chinese in this very thread:It's great to generalise a whole country by the acts of a minority of it's citizens. Your post also reeks of superiority, sort of like you know, a supremacist.
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Have them clean it off
Wipe it on the curtains.
You'll be alright, just stay away from new malden.
You're not smashing anything with those jeans.
Was in Tesco last night and the shelf of hand sanitisers was completely out of stock and we've only had one case in N.I.
I've ordered online but it hasn't arrived yet. Prices are silly, mind you. There's always someone who wants to make money out of a bad situation, isn't there? They're the equivalent of the war-time spivs.
Found this factual and useful. Should be played everywhere as a PSA.
Someone remind me if this guy is a credible source..?