SC Braga vs. Manchester United

Anderson has done what he just did in every game he has ever played in since Birth.

The back-into-play-via-arse thing, not slap the player around the face
 
When are they going to hand out punishment for such awful playacting? I consider it blatant cheating. What gives?
 
He's bringing on Van Persie bloody hell Fergie we need a goddamn midfield!
 
oh, how I miss Ronnie sometimes, he is the kind of player who could win this kind of game for us, RVP coming on.
 
their manager looks like the local wino in my hometown. jumping around with that big feck-off jacket on with the hood up.
 
He's bringing on Van Persie bloody hell Fergie we need a goddamn midfield!

Baffled as to how Scholes isn't a better option where Giggs is right now, especially after 3 weeks off.
 
Good RVP coming on but we also need to make a change to the midfield. Bring Cleverley on...
 
RVP on for Welbeck.
 
I've just realised Smalling is the love child of Michael from The Wire and Vod off Fresh Meat. He's older than both of them, but ignoring that minor detail the resemblance is uncanny.
 
Embarrassing that we have to rely on RVP all the time.
 
Embarrassing that we have to rely on RVP all the time.

Its not even VP that we need on though. Its any sub that will give us a bit of shape. We're playing a 4-0-2-1-1-2 or some sort of shit. Just stick to a real formation ffs.
 
So many wayward passes tonight? wtf have they all been smoking?
 
gotta say, was expecting Nani to seize this opportunity...but he's been awful this half.