Scum v Soup Chuckers (Oct 28th)

Gonna be a tough match. Liverpool are a very good side and tbh I'd be happy with a point there. Got an important CL match coming before this though so I'm thinking too far ahead.

We usually get a right thumping or pull off a miraculous performance and win when we play at their place. There is usually no middle ground when we go to Anfield! :nervous:
 
I'd like Arsenal to lose sooner rather than later just to break their momentum a little before they start believing they can go unbeaten again.
 
peterstorey said:
I'll take a point, though seeing how crap L'pool have been of late maybe that's a bit unambitious.
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I hope you win 5-0. And Wenger celebrates by throwing soup over Benitez, getting chunks of macaroni and carrot in his beard which Jeff Shreeves will have to ignore whilst doing the post-match interview. This in turn will upset Fernando Torres, as he cannot stand seeing his manager covered in Minestrone, which will lead to him hurling his boots across the changing room in frustration. One will catch Jamie Carragher across the eye, causing him to cry out in agony, inadvertently biting off Steven Gerrard's penis, which he had been furiously sucking to ease Gerrard's "groin strain" he had been complaning vociferously about. The excrutiating pain Stevie Me will feel will then cause him to writhe in agony on the floor, clutching his bleeding loins, and through the pain he will tearfully, agonisingly, let out the secret that has been tormenting him for all these years - his simmering racial hatred towards blacks, caused by the knowledge that at aged eight he saw a Bernard Manning stand-up show and this convinced him that "White was right". Momo Sissoko, disgusted by these views, then starts to kick Stevie repeatedly in the head, screaming "How do you like that you racist pig!" at the bleeding, crying Gerrard, laying prostrate, still holding his groin.

At this moment, the entire Spanish contigent engage in a ritualistic beating of Sissoko, later claiming that they had been indoctrinated by Luis Aragones' Clockwork-Orange style pre-match team talks, during which they were repeatedly told to "Beat the Blacks. I'm not racist, you gypsy filth. I just want you Gypos to go beat the Negros up".

A minute's silence will then be held outside Anfield, during which Boris Johnson turns up and says "Hello", causing five days of mass Scouse rioting which leads to the Army and Marines being sent in, rounding up all Liverpool season ticket holders and summarily deporting them to the military base on Diego Garcia.
 
JazzG said:
Gonna be a tough match. Liverpool are a very good side and tbh I'd be happy with a point there. Got an important CL match coming before this though so I'm thinking too far ahead.

We usually get a right thumping or pull off a miraculous performance and win when we play at their place. There is usually no middle ground when we go to Anfield! :nervous:
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:lol::lol:
 
Frosty said:
I hope you win 5-0. And Wenger celebrates by throwing soup over Benitez, getting chunks of macaroni and carrot in his beard which Jeff Shreeves will have to ignore whilst doing the post-match interview. This in turn will upset Fernando Torres, as he cannot stand seeing his manager covered in Minestrone, which will lead to him hurling his boots across the changing room in frustration. One will catch Jamie Carragher across the eye, causing him to cry out in agony, inadvertently biting off Steven Gerrard's penis, which he had been furiously sucking to ease Gerrard's "groin strain" he had been complaning vociferously about. The excrutiating pain Stevie Me will feel will then cause him to writhe in agony on the floor, clutching his bleeding loins, and through the pain he will tearfully, agonisingly, let out the secret that has been tormenting him for all these years - his simmering racial hatred towards blacks, caused by the knowledge that at aged eight he saw a Bernard Manning stand-up show and this convinced him that "White was right". Momo Sissoko, disgusted by these views, then starts to kick Stevie repeatedly in the head, screaming "How do you like that you racist pig!" at the bleeding, crying Gerrard, laying prostrate, still holding his groin.

At this moment, the entire Spanish contigent engage in a ritualistic beating of Sissoko, later claiming that they had been indoctrinated by Luis Aragones' Clockwork-Orange style pre-match team talks, during which they were repeatedly told to "Beat the Blacks. I'm not racist, you gypsy filth. I just want you Gypos to go beat the Negros up".

A minute's silence will then be held outside Anfield, during which Boris Johnson turns up and says "Hello", causing five days of mass Scouse rioting which leads to the Army and Marines being sent in, rounding up all Liverpool season ticket holders and summarily deporting them to the military base on Diego Garcia.
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Quite an imagination you have there Frosty......

lizardking125 said:
:lol::lol:
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What's so funny? If they win their game in hand they will be one point behind you and even though most mancs don't like admitting it they are a good team.

Gazza said:
I'd like Arsenal to lose sooner rather than later just to break their momentum a little before they start believing they can go unbeaten again.
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heh don't think we are gonna go through the league season unbeaten anytime soon tbh. That side in 03/04 was very experienced and that helped us get through, had a very very balanced side and most players in that team were proven quality. This current team has a long way to go yet.

peterstorey said:
I have a very, very good record at Anfield and I'll be there on Sunday. Keep the faith.
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We are counting on you to pull us through mate, if we do drop points I will also hold you personally responsible ;)
 
Frosty said:
I hope you win 5-0. And Wenger celebrates by throwing soup over Benitez, getting chunks of macaroni and carrot in his beard which Jeff Shreeves will have to ignore whilst doing the post-match interview. This in turn will upset Fernando Torres, as he cannot stand seeing his manager covered in Minestrone, which will lead to him hurling his boots across the changing room in frustration. One will catch Jamie Carragher across the eye, causing him to cry out in agony, inadvertently biting off Steven Gerrard's penis, which he had been furiously sucking to ease Gerrard's "groin strain" he had been complaning vociferously about. The excrutiating pain Stevie Me will feel will then cause him to writhe in agony on the floor, clutching his bleeding loins, and through the pain he will tearfully, agonisingly, let out the secret that has been tormenting him for all these years - his simmering racial hatred towards blacks, caused by the knowledge that at aged eight he saw a Bernard Manning stand-up show and this convinced him that "White was right". Momo Sissoko, disgusted by these views, then starts to kick Stevie repeatedly in the head, screaming "How do you like that you racist pig!" at the bleeding, crying Gerrard, laying prostrate, still holding his groin.

At this moment, the entire Spanish contigent engage in a ritualistic beating of Sissoko, later claiming that they had been indoctrinated by Luis Aragones' Clockwork-Orange style pre-match team talks, during which they were repeatedly told to "Beat the Blacks. I'm not racist, you gypsy filth. I just want you Gypos to go beat the Negros up".

A minute's silence will then be held outside Anfield, during which Boris Johnson turns up and says "Hello", causing five days of mass Scouse rioting which leads to the Army and Marines being sent in, rounding up all Liverpool season ticket holders and summarily deporting them to the military base on Diego Garcia.
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:lol::lol::lol:

You crazy twisted bastard.
 
JazzG said:
heh don't think we are gonna go through the league season unbeaten anytime soon tbh. That side in 03/04 was very experienced and that helped us get through, had a very very balanced side and most players in that team were proven quality. This current team has a long way to go yet.
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That's not what I meant. I'm not worried about your lot going unbeaten, but I don't want Arsenal to begin to believe that they can. Their confidence must be sky high at the moment, the sooner they taste defeat the better.

You gooners might see it as a blessing not having high expectations this season but like or not you are one of the favourites for the league, if not joint favourites with United. Your start, coupled with Chelsea losing Mourinho, puts you right back up there as far as I'm concerned.
 
The Scouse play all their Championship rivals (Us, Arsenal, Chelsea) at home during the first half of the season. So if as we expect they are 10 odd points shy of top spot by the new year, with trips to all their rivals to come, surely we can write them off there and then

I'm not arsed what the score is, we'll beat em both at OT anyway
 
Us? The useless diving, long-ball merchants? We couldn't possible beat the top of the table, best team in the world, untouchable, best passers, best looking, most fashionable, least diving and most popular bunch of fine young lads that has ever graced the Premier League.
 
Obviously the best result is a draw ... and a few red cards.

Is there a way that they both could possibly end up losing points?
 
Another draw, with the scousers robbed by a poor penalty decision, much like their draw against Chelsea in fact. This will keep Rafa ranting on for the next few weeks and the Gunners drop 2 points.
 
Frosty said:
I hope you win 5-0. And Wenger celebrates by throwing soup over Benitez, getting chunks of macaroni and carrot in his beard which Jeff Shreeves will have to ignore whilst doing the post-match interview. This in turn will upset Fernando Torres, as he cannot stand seeing his manager covered in Minestrone, which will lead to him hurling his boots across the changing room in frustration. One will catch Jamie Carragher across the eye, causing him to cry out in agony, inadvertently biting off Steven Gerrard's penis, which he had been furiously sucking to ease Gerrard's "groin strain" he had been complaning vociferously about. The excrutiating pain Stevie Me will feel will then cause him to writhe in agony on the floor, clutching his bleeding loins, and through the pain he will tearfully, agonisingly, let out the secret that has been tormenting him for all these years - his simmering racial hatred towards blacks, caused by the knowledge that at aged eight he saw a Bernard Manning stand-up show and this convinced him that "White was right". Momo Sissoko, disgusted by these views, then starts to kick Stevie repeatedly in the head, screaming "How do you like that you racist pig!" at the bleeding, crying Gerrard, laying prostrate, still holding his groin.

At this moment, the entire Spanish contigent engage in a ritualistic beating of Sissoko, later claiming that they had been indoctrinated by Luis Aragones' Clockwork-Orange style pre-match team talks, during which they were repeatedly told to "Beat the Blacks. I'm not racist, you gypsy filth. I just want you Gypos to go beat the Negros up".

A minute's silence will then be held outside Anfield, during which Boris Johnson turns up and says "Hello", causing five days of mass Scouse rioting which leads to the Army and Marines being sent in, rounding up all Liverpool season ticket holders and summarily deporting them to the military base on Diego Garcia.
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:lol:
 
Frosty said:
I hope you win 5-0. And Wenger celebrates by throwing soup over Benitez, getting chunks of macaroni and carrot in his beard which Jeff Shreeves will have to ignore whilst doing the post-match interview. This in turn will upset Fernando Torres, as he cannot stand seeing his manager covered in Minestrone, which will lead to him hurling his boots across the changing room in frustration. One will catch Jamie Carragher across the eye, causing him to cry out in agony, inadvertently biting off Steven Gerrard's penis, which he had been furiously sucking to ease Gerrard's "groin strain" he had been complaning vociferously about. The excrutiating pain Stevie Me will feel will then cause him to writhe in agony on the floor, clutching his bleeding loins, and through the pain he will tearfully, agonisingly, let out the secret that has been tormenting him for all these years - his simmering racial hatred towards blacks, caused by the knowledge that at aged eight he saw a Bernard Manning stand-up show and this convinced him that "White was right". Momo Sissoko, disgusted by these views, then starts to kick Stevie repeatedly in the head, screaming "How do you like that you racist pig!" at the bleeding, crying Gerrard, laying prostrate, still holding his groin.

At this moment, the entire Spanish contigent engage in a ritualistic beating of Sissoko, later claiming that they had been indoctrinated by Luis Aragones' Clockwork-Orange style pre-match team talks, during which they were repeatedly told to "Beat the Blacks. I'm not racist, you gypsy filth. I just want you Gypos to go beat the Negros up".

A minute's silence will then be held outside Anfield, during which Boris Johnson turns up and says "Hello", causing five days of mass Scouse rioting which leads to the Army and Marines being sent in, rounding up all Liverpool season ticket holders and summarily deporting them to the military base on Diego Garcia.
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:lol:
 
Frosty said:
I hope you win 5-0. And Wenger celebrates by throwing soup over Benitez, getting chunks of macaroni and carrot in his beard which Jeff Shreeves will have to ignore whilst doing the post-match interview. This in turn will upset Fernando Torres, as he cannot stand seeing his manager covered in Minestrone, which will lead to him hurling his boots across the changing room in frustration. One will catch Jamie Carragher across the eye, causing him to cry out in agony, inadvertently biting off Steven Gerrard's penis, which he had been furiously sucking to ease Gerrard's "groin strain" he had been complaning vociferously about. The excrutiating pain Stevie Me will feel will then cause him to writhe in agony on the floor, clutching his bleeding loins, and through the pain he will tearfully, agonisingly, let out the secret that has been tormenting him for all these years - his simmering racial hatred towards blacks, caused by the knowledge that at aged eight he saw a Bernard Manning stand-up show and this convinced him that "White was right". Momo Sissoko, disgusted by these views, then starts to kick Stevie repeatedly in the head, screaming "How do you like that you racist pig!" at the bleeding, crying Gerrard, laying prostrate, still holding his groin.

At this moment, the entire Spanish contigent engage in a ritualistic beating of Sissoko, later claiming that they had been indoctrinated by Luis Aragones' Clockwork-Orange style pre-match team talks, during which they were repeatedly told to "Beat the Blacks. I'm not racist, you gypsy filth. I just want you Gypos to go beat the Negros up".

A minute's silence will then be held outside Anfield, during which Boris Johnson turns up and says "Hello", causing five days of mass Scouse rioting which leads to the Army and Marines being sent in, rounding up all Liverpool season ticket holders and summarily deporting them to the military base on Diego Garcia.
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:rolleyes:
As if that's gonna happen. Shreeves is bound to mention the soup!
 
Arsenal to win whilst Fabregas & Toure gets involved in a mass brawl with Gerrard & Torres that results in all 4 getting sent off near the end.

So we can end Arsenal's unbeaten run by giving them a trashing the week after. :smirk:
 
Frosty said:
I hope you win 5-0. And Wenger celebrates by throwing soup over Benitez, getting chunks of macaroni and carrot in his beard which Jeff Shreeves will have to ignore whilst doing the post-match interview. This in turn will upset Fernando Torres, as he cannot stand seeing his manager covered in Minestrone, which will lead to him hurling his boots across the changing room in frustration. One will catch Jamie Carragher across the eye, causing him to cry out in agony, inadvertently biting off Steven Gerrard's penis, which he had been furiously sucking to ease Gerrard's "groin strain" he had been complaning vociferously about. The excrutiating pain Stevie Me will feel will then cause him to writhe in agony on the floor, clutching his bleeding loins, and through the pain he will tearfully, agonisingly, let out the secret that has been tormenting him for all these years - his simmering racial hatred towards blacks, caused by the knowledge that at aged eight he saw a Bernard Manning stand-up show and this convinced him that "White was right". Momo Sissoko, disgusted by these views, then starts to kick Stevie repeatedly in the head, screaming "How do you like that you racist pig!" at the bleeding, crying Gerrard, laying prostrate, still holding his groin.

At this moment, the entire Spanish contigent engage in a ritualistic beating of Sissoko, later claiming that they had been indoctrinated by Luis Aragones' Clockwork-Orange style pre-match team talks, during which they were repeatedly told to "Beat the Blacks. I'm not racist, you gypsy filth. I just want you Gypos to go beat the Negros up".

A minute's silence will then be held outside Anfield, during which Boris Johnson turns up and says "Hello", causing five days of mass Scouse rioting which leads to the Army and Marines being sent in, rounding up all Liverpool season ticket holders and summarily deporting them to the military base on Diego Garcia.
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I'm not quite sure what i've just read!

But it's the work of a genius........
 
Frosty said:
I hope you win 5-0. And Wenger celebrates by throwing soup over Benitez, getting chunks of macaroni and carrot in his beard which Jeff Shreeves will have to ignore whilst doing the post-match interview. This in turn will upset Fernando Torres, as he cannot stand seeing his manager covered in Minestrone, which will lead to him hurling his boots across the changing room in frustration. One will catch Jamie Carragher across the eye, causing him to cry out in agony, inadvertently biting off Steven Gerrard's penis, which he had been furiously sucking to ease Gerrard's "groin strain" he had been complaning vociferously about. The excrutiating pain Stevie Me will feel will then cause him to writhe in agony on the floor, clutching his bleeding loins, and through the pain he will tearfully, agonisingly, let out the secret that has been tormenting him for all these years - his simmering racial hatred towards blacks, caused by the knowledge that at aged eight he saw a Bernard Manning stand-up show and this convinced him that "White was right". Momo Sissoko, disgusted by these views, then starts to kick Stevie repeatedly in the head, screaming "How do you like that you racist pig!" at the bleeding, crying Gerrard, laying prostrate, still holding his groin.

At this moment, the entire Spanish contigent engage in a ritualistic beating of Sissoko, later claiming that they had been indoctrinated by Luis Aragones' Clockwork-Orange style pre-match team talks, during which they were repeatedly told to "Beat the Blacks. I'm not racist, you gypsy filth. I just want you Gypos to go beat the Negros up".

A minute's silence will then be held outside Anfield, during which Boris Johnson turns up and says "Hello", causing five days of mass Scouse rioting which leads to the Army and Marines being sent in, rounding up all Liverpool season ticket holders and summarily deporting them to the military base on Diego Garcia.
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How much time you spent to write that crap? :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Normally like my compatriots I'd be happy to get a point at Anfield ...
but feck it - we are playing tremendous stuff and I will be dissapointed should we come away with less than the three points. Pool are due a decent performance and so is Gerrard in particular but we should fear nobody right now so I expect us to do well.

As for getting a "trashing" the week after ..
 
As long as we win on Saturday we can all watch this game the following day and any result will be good.

If the Scousers do win though they'll no doubt lift the premiership for the third time this season.
 
Frosty said:
I hope you win 5-0. And Wenger celebrates by throwing soup over Benitez, getting chunks of macaroni and carrot in his beard which Jeff Shreeves will have to ignore whilst doing the post-match interview. This in turn will upset Fernando Torres, as he cannot stand seeing his manager covered in Minestrone, which will lead to him hurling his boots across the changing room in frustration. One will catch Jamie Carragher across the eye, causing him to cry out in agony, inadvertently biting off Steven Gerrard's penis, which he had been furiously sucking to ease Gerrard's "groin strain" he had been complaning vociferously about. The excrutiating pain Stevie Me will feel will then cause him to writhe in agony on the floor, clutching his bleeding loins, and through the pain he will tearfully, agonisingly, let out the secret that has been tormenting him for all these years - his simmering racial hatred towards blacks, caused by the knowledge that at aged eight he saw a Bernard Manning stand-up show and this convinced him that "White was right". Momo Sissoko, disgusted by these views, then starts to kick Stevie repeatedly in the head, screaming "How do you like that you racist pig!" at the bleeding, crying Gerrard, laying prostrate, still holding his groin.

At this moment, the entire Spanish contigent engage in a ritualistic beating of Sissoko, later claiming that they had been indoctrinated by Luis Aragones' Clockwork-Orange style pre-match team talks, during which they were repeatedly told to "Beat the Blacks. I'm not racist, you gypsy filth. I just want you Gypos to go beat the Negros up".

A minute's silence will then be held outside Anfield, during which Boris Johnson turns up and says "Hello", causing five days of mass Scouse rioting which leads to the Army and Marines being sent in, rounding up all Liverpool season ticket holders and summarily deporting them to the military base on Diego Garcia.
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Plecha-wannabe :p
 
Jopub said:
Normally like my compatriots I'd be happy to get a point at Anfield ...
but feck it - we are playing tremendous stuff and I will be dissapointed should we come away with less than the three points. Pool are due a decent performance and so is Gerrard in particular but we should fear nobody right now so I expect us to do well.

As for getting a "trashing" the week after ..
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I've just taken a step back in Memory lane and it has bought back some painful memories of our games at Anfield, games when they were all over us. I'm suddenly feeling nervous again :nervous:
 
JazzG said:
I've just taken a step back in Memory lane and it has bought back some painful memories of our games at Anfield, games when they were all over us. I'm suddenly feeling nervous again :nervous:
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The game that pissed me off the most in recent times was giving the two points away at the death to a Heskey equaliser

That set the trend in away games for that season and we blew it from then on in.

As for now, shit we are playing well and frankly I expect us to get two so wether we can keep them out is what it's all about for me and hopefully Almunia will be up to the task.

Be interesting to see Benitez's tactics for this one

I'll be dissapointed not to get something from it and apart from Utd's 'resurgent form I have seen nothing to fear as yet
 
I want Arsenal to win big and get ridiculously hyped before the match against us and for us to bring them back down to earth with a victory.

Liverpool will probably get Fabregas sent off for laughing at Gerrard's antics and hurting his feelings and the ref will feel sorry for litte stevie and send that mean awful spaniard to the showers where he can get bummed by Torres and Mark Clattenberg. Then liverpool will escape with a undeserved win and proclaim themselves champions of the universe. Valdano will come out and say that liverpool are still shit on a stick after Cardiff sends them crashing out of the carling cup in midweek by Cardiff who are led by five goals from Robbie Fowler, who reminds us in the postgame interview that he is happy to have knocked out manchester united by scoring a goal for each liverpool european cup. The journalists laugh and he is immediately selected for a drug screening and banned for life for having enough coke in his system to kill a fatty like lampard.
 
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