SL Benfica vs. Manchester United

When are we bringing on Ando and Chico? Seriously...
 
I bet carrick loves to be dominated in the bedroom, loves to have candle wax poured on his nipples, whilst submitting to a truncheon in the ass.

The opposite of an alpha male our Michael carrick.
 
Fergie really needs to change this if he wants all 3 points.
 
We will be bringing on Ando and Chich in the 68th minute. Hmm, never thought of that being connected to '68, SAF subbing so often with 67:XX on the clock....
 
New drinking game. Whenever Valencia uses his left foot you have to drink and entire bottle of wine.
 
Val has been piss poor as well. Not gonna blame him though he was out for a damn long time
 
retty much got them penned in now. It reminds me of last season so much.
 
Terrific build-up there, much better half so far.