Stoke City F.C. vs. Manchester United F.C.

[Earthquake]

Out of an attacking disaster, into a defensive one, fecking lovely.


Doubtless one of these Stoke thugs will take out Smalling too at some stage, not entirely certain how they haven't got a freaking deck of yellow cards.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Backpass?

 

[kps88]

Knee pass

 

[Enigma_87]

Isn't Rio available today? Why isn't he on the bench?

 

[Snow]

Crouch doesn't know the rules. What a twat.

 

[Mystry]

I think if we weren't a goal down he might've done. Need to keep options to get back into the game.

We've got plenty of attacking options on the field already. We are playing a central midfielder in defence, it would make sense to have Fletcher to give them some protection because Carrick's going to struggle as it is.

 

[Smores]

No hope we're getting back into this with that centre-back pairing.

We're going to have to push on and even Stoke will be able to rip that defence apart on the counter.

Might help by tempting them not to park the bus.

 

[Joemo]

Backpass?

Anything above the ankle is pick up-able.

 

[Name Changed]

Showing that cnut Hughes celebrating. Tosser of the highest order!!

He's their manager. Of course he can celebrate.

 

[UnitedBoy]

Think we should switch to this..

--rooney---carrick
young--mata--welbeck
---------persie

 

[Sassy Colin]

Anything above the ankle is pick up-able.

 

[Getsme]

This is going to be hard. A draw would be a good in normal circumstances but not good enough for us I'm afraid

 

[pauldyson1uk]

This has to be the worst game of football I've ever watched in my life. The wind is basically making it impossible.

I have watched worse, injuries not helping.
Wind is the same for both teams.

 

[Ramshock]

God we are so poor.

 

[tippex]

mata's touch really is sublime

 

[Sixpence]

We have no central defence and no central midfield. To the wings!

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Anything above the ankle is pick up-able.

This I didn't know. I thought it was the waist up.

 

[mic.m]

we need to beat stoke they are shit

 

[shaggy]

Stoke are abysmal. So fecking depressing that we're losing this match.

 

[Rado_N]

Stoke fans are such retards.

 

[JakeC]

This is game over I'm afraid. Playing stoke, away, with 1 centre half and the 2 smallest full backs in the league! Can't say it's moyes fault at all though.

Are you mental?

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

This half sort of sums up our season. Sterile domination, concede a shitty goal, two injuries and horrible passing overall.

 

[Arruda]

Crouch doesn't know the rules. What a twat.

He does. Just a fruitless attempt to pressure the referee into a mistake.

 

[Proud_Lyon]

He's their manager. Of course he can celebrate.

Just a shame that they didn't show Poyet celebrate when Sunderland scored three times. He is as detestable as Pardew for me.

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

I fecking hate everything about these inbred cnuts.

I can't stand that they've been the Premiership for so long, season after season of playing mundane football and parking the bus at all opportunities. Scored the flukiest goal this year and will hang on for dear life.

 

[LARulz]

We have a lot of attackers out there, we have to go for it. Just camp in their half

 

[Kostur]

Hope somebody punches this fecking idiot Adam in his shit face.

 

[Skywarden]

Bunch of brutish cavemen.

I hate Stoke.

 

[Mystry]

Well that was shit. We really have no fecking luck this season.

 

[Summit]

Typical of our season thus far.

 

[RonaldoVII]

Forwards really need to do more.

 

[The Man Himself]

Depressing stuff really. Injuries, fluke goals...can't catch a break.

 

[iSparky]

I fecking hate Charlie Adam.

 

[FreakyJim]

we're extremely shit

 

[Drifter]

Well yes the wind does not help ,but i thought we would do better than this.

 

[Saoirse.]

Gonna be tough for United here, weakend defence and kicking into a very strong breeze.

 

[RoadTrip]

So, so bad.

 

[Giggzinho]

funny that we're still shit

 

[Kill 'em all]

I can't stand that they've been the Premiership for so long, season after season of playing mundane football and parking the bus at all opportunities. Scored the flukiest goal this year and will hang on for dear life.

Wasn't a fluke, Carrick's mistake.

 

[LLMU]

Unlucky first half with the loss of two centrebacks. But I am sure wewill come out stronger in the second half. RvP looks to score sooner or later.

 

[SteveJ]

Only surprised that Lampard hasn't come on & scored for Stoke yet.

 

[iSparky]

Stoke have never beaten us in the PL. This could be a record breaking season indeed