Sunderland vs Manchester United

We really need a second because the way we have defended the last few games we would need it
 
I'm going to continue with my luck bringing...


Berbatov! kick the ball as hard as you can. Into the back of the net!
Wingers, Park and Rooney, kick the ball as hard as you can! Into the back of the net!
 
4 and 5 are hardly problems.

Oh yes they are. O'Shea is a great defender but offers little in the way of attack. And without Ronaldo in the side, Park is a problem out wide. We'll have no one in the box for the bulk of the match.
 
He scores goals. What a wonderfully talented and pale skinned little ginger man. I could kiss him.
 
Confidence coming back into our play.

Come on lads! Shove it up the scousers fecking dirty nostrils!
 
Scholes and Carrick coming back to form would do fecking wonders for the team right now
 
RAWK has gone into meltdown.
 
that's funny till the other team scores

then you'll hate him

I remember the cnut singing tha abba song "fernando" when torres scored against us :mad::mad::mad:

He's also said Flash.... Gordan twice now. He seems like a spastic.