I found the stats that the BBC had up there harder to understand than Moyes' interview; 50/50 possession...really?
THAT Interview with David Moyes
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I found the stats that the BBC had up there harder to understand than Moyes' interview; 50/50 possession...really?
I found the stats that the BBC had up there harder to understand than Moyes' interview; 50/50 possession...really?
ya that cant be right, sky had it at 70-30 or so in the second half
Moyes just runs his mouth and words come out and they make sense and sometimes the don't. Also I'm wasted but the point is over thinking is match interviews ins pointless because they are as devoid of content as the space between his ears.
Taking into account that you're probably around 12, something doesn't add up here.
I found the stats that the BBC had up there harder to understand than Moyes' interview; 50/50 possession...really?
BBC always have weird stats i've found.
It is just an interview but both on and off the pitch he hardly instills confidence in the fans/players that we can turn things around.
I agree. The team mirrors him at the moment; there's a lack of conviction and confidence in what he and they are trying to do.
He was all loom and gloom in the last defeat = "for godsakes Moyes, you're dull and soulless, ".
He smiled and laughed a little yesterday = "you fecking moron, you this this is funny?"
He smiled and laughed a little yesterday = "you fecking moron, you this this is funny?"
The worst part in this interview and also in previews interviews:
"how we didn't win this game, comfortabley I have no idea"
Other interviews he kept repeating this aswell, I have no idea.
Seriously Dave, you have no idea, isn't it actually your task to figure it out and have an idea. An idea of how to improve, what issues to adress. Seriously how can you improve if you have no idea about what went wrong and what has been going wrong for so many games (its not the first time this has happend to us).
In all honesty I really do believe he hasn't a clue about why it isn't working. Which probably is the foremost reason he should get the sack. He is basically saying, he is clueless, I can already see him thinking it through.
I've put on all my best players and said to them, be real scottish like I'am and do your freaking best, like you did for that other scottish scottsman from last year, ya remember him grey bloke with glasses, goes by the name of Ferguson.
Ofcourse it didn't work as we had to go into HT being one down. As a coach its my job to adress it, I did everything I could on that department, like the other scottsman said, I brought my hairdryer (my missus is probably going to be missing it, must not forget to put it back where I found it). Some of the players asked me what to do different, like a real scottsman I said be more scottish like I'am. Somebody said, but shouldn't we be doing anything else but crossing it, seems like they are defending those pretty easily. Nonsense I said, less crossing is never the answer, and that I never here that they are easy to defend on AGAIN ! You all remember Réné, ya know the not so scottish dutchman from last year, who is now coaching the other team, I've fired him for uttering those exact same words, NEVER DOUBT THE CROSS ! As punishment you shall each be putting in a 1000 more crosses on the next training, and I don't want to hear any awwws Rooney, or I make it 2000 more, while singing the scottish anthem and nothing else but Hagish on the menu for a week !
They did what I asked, they put in more crosses and even while 2-1 infront they went about their crossing, it was the most crossiest game we have played all season, all crossing records have been broken by them, I couldn't have asked anything more, you can't be more scottish than this unless you did in a kilt and were playing the bagpipe (note for next season: look into having kilts as new outfits and having bagpipes at OT).
I have absolutley no idea what went wrong, we'll probably have to up the crossing even more in our game and I should train the lads to be more scottish. I shall be bringing more sheep, a flag of scotland and a picture of a real scottsman (ME!) for the next training ! (note: don't say this to the camera, or I'll get slapped on me behind again by Ferguson and Charlton).
What he says to media in some way tells us what he really thinks. Of course, I wouldn't care about what he says is we play good but after shit performances then he comes talking some stupid things (which ironically are completely the same as what people think about it) which drives me mad.
This can be discussed in one of the existing Moyes threads.
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