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Yeah, kudos to @nimc for making this so engaging.
 
Yeah wish I would have got in St the start be interesting seeing where I would have been drafted rather than stuck at the fecking Grizzlies
 
Yeah wish I would have got in St the start be interesting seeing where I would have been drafted rather than stuck at the fecking Grizzlies

It's not necessarily better. I've been stuck on mediocre teams since I was drafted. You really need two all stars to win championships
 
I'm beginning to picture your players when I think about you guys, I can't tell if that's good or not.
I look nothing like my player facially, but I am 7 foot 2.
 
Yeah I just went for a Klay Thompson vibe.
 
2007 Playoffs - 1st Round
2007 Playoffs - 1st Round

East: @BenitoSTARR and @Dan outperforming expectations with the Knicks, and even more so @sebsheep's Pistons. @Solius and @Skizzo make the playoffs with Orlando, but in 7th as last time. @hobbers rounds out the playoff participants, exactly where he was expected to finish. @V.O. was expected to make it, but barely misses out due to having a worse head-to-heard score (not even the results, which were even) than hobbers and the Nets. @Dr. Dwayne and @weetee weren't expected to make it and didn't, but got vaguely close. @Samid didn't get even remotely close with the Cavaliers.

West: only one Cafite didn't make it, and it was @reelworld with the Suns. He wasn't expected to make it, but then neither were @oneniltothearsenal's Supersonics and @P-Nut and @Stobzilla's Grizzlies, whose teams were expected to finish bottom of the conference. @altodevil and @The Cat nailed the top spots again, with similar records to last season. @Salt Bailly rounds out the top 3 with the Denver Nuggets - with a fantastic home record but a poor away record.

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Important teammate injuries:
altodevil:
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1st Round

In addition to the regular stats of points/rebounds/assists, I've added Field Goals (shots) taken and scored, to give you a better idea of how you actually played. I was about to ask if any of you actually read any of that stuff or if you just click down to the final spoiler and see the results, but I reckon I might keep doing it regardless. This might be the same part of me that used to run a football league in a notebook when I was a kid, with a full table for two divisions and fixtures that were resolved with dice.

I regret nothing.

Los Angeles - Seattle 102-82 | @altodevil: 2/28/3 (0-1 FG) | @oneniltothearsenal: 19/13/4 (5-17 FG)​
Denver - Memphis 90-88 | @Salt Bailly: 12/6/1 (4-9 FG) | @P-Nut: 26/1/7 (9-16 FG) + @Stobzilla: 5/9/3 (2-3 FG)​
Minnesota - New Orleans 106-91 | @The Cat: 11/9/3 (5-9 FG)​
Chicago - Charlotte 107-80 | @hobbers:
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New York - Detroit 96-82 | @BenitoSTARR: 44/9/10 (17-32 FG) + @Dan: 14/9/5 (6-8 FG) | @sebsheep: 2/4/1 (1-10 FG)​
Milwaukee - Orlando 103-78 | @Solius: 22/7/7 (8-21 FG)
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+ @Skizzo: 9/4/0 (4-11 FG)​


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Los Angeles - Seattle 100-84 | altodevil: 2/20/1 (1-2 FG) | oneniltothearsenal: 21/15/7 (9/16 FG)​
Denver - Memphis 100-107 | Salt Bailly: 5/11/4 (2-8 FG) | P-Nut: 31/1/6 (12-21 FG) + Stobzilla II: 8/4/0 (3-3 FG)​
Minnesota - New Orleans 110-103 | The Cat: 13/10/5 (4-7 FG)​
Chicago - Charlotte 94-88 | hobbers: 23/10/10 (6-18 FG) (played through injury)​
New York - Detroit 105-98 | BenitoSTARR: 33-11-12 (13-21 FG) + Dan: 18/9/4 (8-11 FG) | sebsheep: 9/2/2 (4-7 FG)​
Milwaukee - Orlando 129-133 | Solius: 32/9/15 (12-26 FG) + Skizzo: 17/6/0 (6-14 FG)​


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Los Angeles - Seattle 101-94 | altodevil: 7/22/2 (2-3 FG) | oneniltothearsenal: 17/13/5 (7-15 FG)​
Denver - Memphis 92-106 | Salt Bailly: 7/6/3 (3-6 FG) | P-Nut: 23/0/12 (7-9 FG) + Stobzilla II: 2/3/0 (1-3 FG)​
Minnesota - New Orleans 109-117 | The Cat: 11/10/5 (5-7 FG)​
Chicago - Charlotte 91-88 | hobbers: 20/7/13 (9-19 FG) (played through injury)​
New York - Detroit 96-82 | BenitoSTARR: 26/10/4 (10-24 FG) + Dan: 15/7/1 (6-11 FG) | sebsheep: 2/8/2 (1-8 FG)​
Milwaukee - Orlando 94-110 | Solius: 37/8/8 (15-21 FG) + Skizzo: 22/3/0 (9-11 FG)​


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Los Angeles - Seattle 102-76 | altodevil: 0/22/0 (0-0 FG) | oneniltothearsenal: 23/9/4 (8-18 FG)​
Denver - Memphis 101-87 | Salt Bailly: 8/7/3 (3-6 FG) | P-Nut: 23/2/7 (6-14 FG) + Stobzilla II: 5/4/2 (2-2 FG)​
Minnesota - New Orleans 83-94 | The Cat: 8/9/5 (3-8 FG)​
Chicago - Charlotte 108-91 | hobbers: 17/7/13 (5-19 FG) (played through injury)​
New York - Detroit 134-99 | BenitoSTARR: 34/7/7 (12-18 FG) + Dan: 7/5/3 (2-6 FG) | sebsheep: 1/4/1 (0-2 FG)​
Milwaukee - Orlando 96-101 | Solius: 33/11/6 (11-29 FG) + Skizzo 13/7/2 (4-9 FG)​


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Denver - Memphis 111-80 | Salt Bailly: 11/11/1 (5-7 FG) | P-Nut: 24/0/3 (7-19 FG) + Stobzilla II: 5/4/0 (2-2 FG)​
Minnesota - New Orleans 95-92 | The Cat: 16/9/4 (5-8 FG)​
Milwaukee - Orlando 84-115 | Solius: 18/4/16 (6-15 FG) + Skizzo: 6/7/0 (2-5 FG)​


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Denver - Memphis 104-122 | Salt Bailly: 10/3/1 (3-6 FG) | P-Nut: 27/1/11 (8-22 FG) + Stobzilla II: 4/3/0 (2-3 FG)​
Minnesota - New Orleans 110-104 | The Cat: 15/7/2 (6-9 FG)​


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Denver - Memphis 113-88 | Salt Bailly: 11/10/2 (5-9 FG) | P-Nut: 17/0/5 (5-15 FG) + Stobzilla II: 6/0/3 (3-5 FG)​

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We'll have two more Cafite match-ups in the 2nd Round! The Cat and Minnesota will face off against Salt Bailly and Denver in the West, and in the East we've got BenitoSTARR and Dan's New York up against Solius and Skizzo's Orlando. We've also got altodevil's Los Angeles up against Dallas.
 
Back to losing in the 1st round of the playoffs again :drool:
 
Nene torn ACL. Typical. Still won 60 games though. I am too good.
 
2007 Playoffs - 2nd Round
2007 Playoffs 2nd Round

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Los Angeles - Dallas 90-94 | @altodevil: 4/22/1 (2-6 FG)
Minnesota - Denver 107-96 | @The Cat: 29/14/3 (11-19 FG) | @Salt Bailly: 16/4/3 (4-8 FG)
New York - Orlando 108-98 | @BenitoSTARR: 34/6/13 (12-18 FG) + @Dan: 8/7/1 (4-11 FG) | @Solius: 52/7/6 (18-38 FG) + @Skizzo: 11/7/1 (4-10 FG)


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Los Angeles - Dallas 93-74 | altodevil: 2/34/1 (1-1 FG)
Minnesota - Denver 93-100 | The Cat: 18/6/2 (7-11 FG) | Salt Bailly: 13/8/3 (4-7 FG)
New York - Orlando 106-99 | BenitoSTARR: 35/10/11 (13-23 FG) + Dan: 9/7/6 (4-8 FG) | Solius: 50/4/8 (17-28 FG) + Skizzo: 6/6/3 (3-9 FG)

Solius sets a new RedCafe record for gamescore in a playoff game (47.9)

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Los Angeles - Dallas 107-91 | altodevil: 2/28/3 (1-2 FG)
Minnesota - Denver 106-95| The Cat: 19/8/1 (7-14 FG) | Salt Bailly: 10/9/3 (5-14 FG)
New York - Orlando 115-114 | BenitoSTARR: 29/6/7 (10-23 FG) + Dan: 16/3/5 (6-8 FG) | Solius: 32/7/18 (11-20 FG) + Skizzo: 21/1/5 (7-13 FG)

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Los Angeles - Dallas 94-111 | altodevil: 2/24/0 (1-3 FG)
Minnesota - Denver 116-96 | The Cat: 23/13/2 (9-15 FG) | Salt Bailly: 4/8/6 (2-4 FG)
New York - Orlando 105-98 | BenitoSTARR: 25/7/5 (8-13 FG) + Dan: 17/3/3 (7-11 FG) | Solius: 31/9/6 (13-31 FG) + Skizzo: 8/3/1 (3-6 FG)

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Los Angeles - Dallas 97-90 | altodevil: 2/15/2 (1-2 FG)
Minnesota - Denver 132-105 | The Cat: 12/6/0 (5-6 FG) | Salt Bailly: 17/7/3 (7-11 FG)

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Los Angeles - Dallas 114-74 | altodevil: 2/28/2 (1-1 FG)

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It's a repeat of last season in the West, with altodevil and the Lakers taking on The Cat and the Timberwolves. Last time Minnesota came out on top, and they would go on to win the title as well. We had a different result in the re-run of the 2nd Round match-up from last year in the East (New York vs. Orlando), but the winner will again take on Chicago. The Bulls are even stronger this year, and back then they took out Orlando. Will BenitoSTARR and Dan do any better?
 
And now I’m being wasted.
 
How's Nene doing?
 
2007 Playoffs - Conference Finals
2007 Playoffs Conference Finals

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Los Angeles - Minnesota 99-87 | @altodevil: 6/32/0 (2-2 FG) | @The Cat: 11/7/3 (4-7 FG)
Chicago - New York 116-110 | @BenitoSTARR: 26/4/6 (9-13 FG) + @Dan: 13/11/0 (6-15 FG)


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Los Angeles - Minnesota 108-101 | altodevil: 7/22/1 (3-4 FG) | The Cat: 16/8/4 (5-11 FG)
Chicago - New York 112-105 | BenitoSTARR: 37/10/6 (15-22 FG) + Dan: 7/9/3 (2-8 FG)


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Los Angeles - Minnesota 87-90 | altodevil: 3/23/0 (1-5 FG) | The Cat: 18/11/0 (7-14 FG)
Chicago - New York 110-101 | BenitoSTARR: 31/6/7 (12-24 FG) + Dan: 16/5/1 (5-14 FG)


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Los Angeles - Minnesota 84-91 | altodevil: 10/29/2 (5-5 FG) | The Cat: 14/10/2 (6-12 FG)
Chicago - New York 96-83 | BenitoSTARR: 24/15/10 (9-20 FG) + Dan: 13/7/0 (4-13 FG)


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Los Angeles - Minnesota 101-85 | altodevil: 4/17/0 (2-2 FG) | The Cat: 11/8/1 (5-11 FG)


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Los Angeles - Minnesota 94-104 | altodevil: 8/29/1 (4-5 FG) | The Cat: 13/4/0 (4-8 FG)


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Los Angeles - Minnesota 95-105 | altodevil: 6/21/0 (3-4 FG)| The Cat: 24/7/5 (9-17 FG)


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It's another Minnesota - Chicago final! Last time The Cat's lads took a convincing 4-2 victory. This time Chicago are stronger, though.
 
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feck off. Re-run the playoffs this ain't right.
 
2007 Playoffs - NBA Final
2007 Playoffs - NBA Final

We've got @The Cat back in the playoffs, with a chance at winning his 4th ring! He's up against a seriously strong Chicago Bulls though.

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Chicago 107 - 125 Minnesota | The Cat: 17/13/1 (7-13 FG)


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Chicago 103 - 94 Minnesota | The Cat: 5/9/3 (2-11 FG)


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Chicago 115 - 127 Minnesota | The Cat: 12/3/11 (4-11 FG)


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Chicago 111 - 82 Minnesota | The Cat: 18/4/2 (7-14 FG)


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Chicago 105 - 86 Minnesota | The Cat: 12/10/4 (4-11 FG)


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Chicago 118-105 Minnesota | The Cat: 15/9/5 (7-17 FG)

Close but no cigar for The Cat and Minnesota. Still, they had the 7th best record in the league going into the playoffs, so getting that close is quite the achievement.


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Playoff stats: @BenitoSTARR @Dan @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @sebsheep
  • BenitoSTARR: 32/8/8 (1stl/7blk) in 41 minutes
  • Dan: 13/7/3 (2stl/1blk) in 39 minutes
  • P-Nut: 24/1/7 (1stl) in 34 minutes
  • Salt Bailly: 10/8/3 (1stl/2blk) in 34 minutes
  • Skizzo: 13/5/1 (1stl/1blk) in 33 minutes
  • Solius: 34/7/10 (3stl/1blk) in 45 minutes
  • Stobzilla II: 5/4/1 in 14 minutes
  • The Cat: 15/9/3 (1stl/2blk) in 33 minutes
  • altodevil: 4/25/1 (4stl/8blk) in 45 minutes
  • hobbers: 20/7/12 (3stlk/1blk) in 45 minutes
  • oneniltothearsenal: 20/13/6 (3stl/2blk) in 39 minutes
  • sebsheep: 4/5/2 in 25 minutes
Best performance (GameScore):
  • BenitoSTARR: 43 GmSc with 44/9/10 (1stl/11blk) in a 96-82 win over the Detroit Pistons in the 1st Round
  • Dan: 19.9 GmSc with 14/9/5 (2stl/1blk) in a 96-82 win over the Detroit Pistons in the 1st Round
  • P-Nut: 25.7 GmSc with 23/0/12 in a 106-92 win over the Denver Nuggets in the 1st Round
  • Salt Bailly: 15.4 GmSc with 16/4/3 (3stl) in a 96-107 loss to the Minnesota Timberwolves in the 2nd Round
  • Skizzo: 21.8 GmSc with 22/3/0 (2stl/2blk) in a 110-94 win against the Milwaukee Bucks in the 1st Round
  • Solius: 47.9 GmSc with 50/4/8 (5stl/1blk) in a 99-106 loss to the New Nork Knicks in the 2nd Round
  • Stobzilla II: 11.0 GmSc with 5/9/3 (1stl/1blk) inn 88-90 loss to the Denver Nuggets in the 1st Round
  • The Cat: 29.5 GmSc with 29/14/3 (1stl/3blk) in a 107-96 win over the Denver Nuggets in the 2nd Round
  • altodevil: 30.3 GmSc with 10/29/2 (3stl/9blk) in an 84-91 loss to the Minnesota Timberwolves in the Conference Finals
  • hobbers: 23.8 GmSc with 20/7/13 (4stl/1blk) in an 88-91 loss to the Chicago Bulls in the 1st Round
  • oneniltothearsenal: 20.9 GmSc with 23/9/4 (3stl) in a 76-102 loss to the Los Angeles Lakers in the 1st Round
  • sebsheep: 3.7 GmSc with 9/2/2 in a 98-105 loss to the New York Knicks in the 1st Round
 
  • altodevil: 30.3 GmSc with 10/29/2 (3stl/9blk) in an 84-91 loss to the Minnesota Timberwolves in the Conference Finals

I'm the best player but still get shafted.
 
Damn thought there was a chance there. They could rule for a few years now unless we get lucky with a free agent, a Caf one ideally.