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When can I get the feck out?
 
nimic said:
But be careful what you wish for, you have actually made the Conference Finals and 2nd Round in your two seasons in Orlando. Some people barely see the playoffs.
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Speaking of those: hopefully Lebron ain‘t kicking me out already.
 
06/07 Season Review
06/07 Season Review

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Season Awards:

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altodevil, hobbers and BenitoSTARR make both 1st Teams, and are joined by Solius in the All-League Team. V.O. makes All-League 2nd and All-Defensive 3rd, where he's joined by P-Nut as well as oneniltothearsenal and Salt Bailly respectively. Samid makes his first Award Team this year.

BenitoSTARR wins MVP for the second time, and altodevil wins Defensive Player of the Year for the 11th season running. Samid is the Most Improved Player.

Regular Season Leaders

Points
  1. --- 33.4 Samid
  2. --- 30.7 Solius
  3. --- 30.0 Tim Thomas
  4. --- 27.6 Carmelo Anthony
  5. --- 27.3 Dr. Dwayne
Assists
  1. --- 13.6 V.O.
  2. --- 11.9 reelworld
  3. --- 11.2 hobbers
  4. --- 11.0 T.J. Ford
  5. --- 10.4 Gilbert Arenas
Rebounds
  1. --- 19.6 altodevil
  2. --- 12.2 oneniltothearsenal
  3. --- 10.8 Yao Ming
  4. --- 10.6 Carlos Boozer
  5. --- 10.1 Mike Sweetney
Blocks
  1. --- 4.4 altodevil
  2. --- 4.1 BenitoSTARR
  3. --- 2.7 Darius Miles
  4. --- 2.4 Yao Ming
  5. --- 2.2 LeBron James
Steals
  1. --- 4.1 altodevil
  2. --- 3.0 hobbers
  3. --- 2.6 V.O.
  4. --- 1.9 Andrei Kirilenko
  5. --- 1.8 Josh Childress
Season Stats (@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)

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Statistical Feats

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Sort of feel like my guy is worse after I rebalanced him.
 
Give us some advanced stats too, we're roughly halfway through our careers - who's fairing the best?
 
nimic said:
But be careful what you wish for, you have actually made the Conference Finals and 2nd Round in your two seasons in Orlando. Some people barely see the playoffs.
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I could live with being poor if I hadn’t seen such riches.
 
nimic said:
Season Awards:

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Steals
  1. --- 4.1 altodevil
  2. --- 3.0 hobbers
  3. --- 2.6 V.O.
  4. --- 1.9 Andrei Kirilenko
  5. --- 1.8 Josh Childress
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Cool that the retooling to offer a little bit defensively is showing up in the stats and awards... Shame that the actual season played out the exact same way as always. :(
 
Stat Bonanza (2007)
altodevil said:
Give us some advanced stats too, we're roughly halfway through our careers - who's fairing the best?
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Okay, here are some top 5 stats (sometimes more if it's very close)

EWA (Estimated Wins Added) - this is a total stat, so will be affected by number of games played (so both your age and your playoff success)
  1. --- 226.3 @altodevil
  2. --- 223.0 @Solius
  3. --- 222.4 @hobbers
  4. --- 221.2 @BenitoSTARR
  5. --- 192.3 @oneniltothearsenal
USG% (Usage - basically how involved you are in plays for your team)
  1. --- 30.5% @Samid
  2. --- 28.8% Solius
  3. --- 28.0% @V.O.
  4. --- 24.0% hobbers
  5. --- 23.8% @Dr. Dwayne
AST% (ratio of teammate field goals, i. e. made shots, assisted by you when you're on the floor)
  1. --- 52.6% V.O.
  2. --- 52.6% @reelworld
  3. --- 41.9% Solius
  4. --- 38.3% @weetee
  5. --- 37.3% BenitoSTARR
TOV% (turnovers per 100 plays, i. e. you losing the ball (missed shots do not count))
  1. --- 15.9% oneniltothearsenal
  2. --- 15.5% altodevil
  3. --- 14.1% @Stobzilla II
  4. --- 13.9% @Skizzo
  5. --- 11.8% @The Cat
PER (Player Efficiency Rating, a performance metric)
  1. --- 32.7 BenitoSTARR
  2. --- 27.7 Solius
  3. --- 27.2 hobbers
  4. --- 26.1 oneniltothearsenal
  5. --- 26.1 altodevil
ORB% (percentage of available offensive rebounds grabbed)
  1. --- 22.8% altodevil
  2. --- 15.3% oneniltothearsenal
  3. --- 10.8% Stobzilla II
  4. --- 10.6% The Cat
  5. --- 8.5% @Salt Bailly
True Shooting % (basically an "how efficient are you at shooting" metric)
  1. --- 61.3% Stobzilla
  2. --- 61.0% BenitoSTARR
  3. --- 60.6% @P-Nut
  4. --- 59.2% Dr. Dwayne
  5. --- 57.2% Solius
3PA (3-Point Attempt Rate - how many of your shot attempts are 3-pointers)
  1. --- 32.9% P-Nut
  2. --- 31.9% BenitoSTARR
  3. --- 30.4% Samid
  4. --- 30.3% Solius
  5. --- 29.7% V.O.
  6. --- 29.2% reelworld
Double Doubles (10+10 in points, rebounds, assists, blocks, steals)
  1. --- 607 oneniltothearsenal
  2. --- 466 V.O.
  3. --- 331 Solius
  4. --- 312 hobbers
  5. --- 199 BenitoSTARR
  6. --- 193 reelworld
Triple Doubles (10+10+10)
  1. --- 89 oneniltothearsenal
  2. --- 43 hobbers
  3. --- 30 BenitoSTARR
  4. --- 10 Solius
  5. --- 3 altodevil
Quadruple Doubles (10+10+10+10)
  1. --- 1 BenitoSTARR
  2. --- 0 Everyone else
5x5 (5+5+5+5+5)
  1. --- 18 hobbers
  2. --- 2 oneniltothearsenal
  3. --- 2 altodevil
  4. --- 0 Everyone else

Other random stuff I noticed

  • Dr. Dwayne once shot 25 free throws in one game, and scored them all.
  • hobbers has by far the highest GameScore in a game at 54.1 He went 46/10/12 with 7 steals and 6 blocks... and still only beat Atlanta by 3 points.
  • oneniltothearsenal once had 10 turnovers, but also 37/20/12 and 6 steals.
  • Only four players have scored 50 in a game: Solius (12), Samid (4), BenitoSTARR (2), hobbers (2). If Dr. Dwayne had hit one more free throw in that game he would done it too. Solius is the only one who has done it in the playoffs.
  • Nobody has tried 40 field goal attempts (shots) in a game, but Solius once had 39.
  • Two players have scored 10 3-pointers or more in one game: Samid and V.O.
  • reelworld once had 27 assists
  • Solius was blocked 9 times in one game - and still scored 37.
  • Dr. Dwayne has made the most guaranteed money so far ($169.52M)
  • reelworld is featured twice in the top 5 of the "most lopsided trades" stat that the game can generate, based on the total amount of wins added. Both times because his pick was traded. You can't blame them, that pick could have turned into anything - even another reelworld.
  • Fun add-on to the previous fact: one of those was the 1999 Seattle Supersonics trading away the pick that would turn into reelworld (that they had gotten from Indiana in another trade) for a 52-rating player. He would peak at 54 and retire a few years later. At this point Solius, weetee and The Cat were already on the team, and just about to become really good. They could have had all four.
  • The 2005 Phoenix Suns were the 7th worst NBA Final team ever.
  • The 2001 Seattle Supersonics are the youngest championship team ever. The 2006 Minnesota Timberwolves were 2nd, and the 2000 New York Knicks 3rd. All had Cafites.
  • Solius currently has the 7th highest career rating improvement in history, from 55 to 86. Dr. Dwayne is 10th with 45 to 75, and hobbers is 17th with 63 to 91.
 
nimic said:
ORB% (percentage of available offensive rebounds grabbed)
  1. --- 22.8% altodevil
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This is by far the most insane stat out of them all. Dennis Rodman was 17% for his career, which is the highest all-time. 23% is a cheat code.
 
@nimic, no idea about the salary cap but would you assume ai broke up our super team from seattle when we were on top of our game because of financial issues or because they thought they could build an even stronger team (historically bad decision then, probably worse than Hobbers loving it in Charlotte).
 
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altodevil said:
This is by far the most insane stat out of them all. Dennis Rodman was 17% for his career, which is the highest all-time. 23% is a cheat code.
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If you‘d work on your turnovers you might win a title again I‘d say.
 
weetee said:
@nimic, no idea about the salary cup but would you assume ai broke up our super team from seattle when we were on top of our game because of financial issues or because they thought they could build an even stronger team (historically bad decision then, probably worse than Hobbers loving it in Charlotte).
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It's definitely possible they were hoping to spend a bit less money. They could probably have kept going with the three of you and still won some stuff, if they were smart.
 
The Cat said:
Get to Minnesota we'd win every year.
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My boss works in New York mainly when he’s on earth. He’s started hanging around with a bunch of dudes and a Scottish widow or something?

So I’m pretty much contractually obliged to appear in a whole bunch of spin off and sequel movies.
 
nimic said:
You can retire early if you want to, after the next season. Currently you are the only one below 60 (except Stobzilla, who retired).
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Yeah, might be time to call it a day of this guy. We can make kids right?
 
Am I the only one to play in LA?
 
BenitoSTARR said:
My boss works in New York mainly when he’s on earth. He’s started hanging around with a bunch of dudes and a Scottish widow or something?

So I’m pretty much contractually obliged to appear in a whole bunch of spin off and sequel movies.
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Space Jam would have been such a banger starring a charismatic hammer instead of MJ!
 
2007 Draft and Free Agency
2007 Draft and Free Agency (and free agency window trades)

Draft:
  1. Kevin Durant (GF 62/81) to Washington Wizards
  2. Thaddeus Young (PF (53/68) to Memphis Grizzlies
  3. Greg Oden (C 47/71) to New Jersey Nets
  4. Yi Jianlian (PF 49/69) to Boston Celtics
  5. Corey Brewer (GF 52/67) to Memphis Grizzlies
  6. Joakim Noah (C 55/66) to Philadelphia 76ers
  7. Spencer Hawes (FC 40/70) to Houston Rockets
  8. Javaris Crittenton (G 44/65) to New Jersey Nets
  9. Julian Wright (SF 48/66) to Milwaukee Bucks
  10. Rodney Stuckey (G 51/64) to Toronto Raptors
Free Agency:

@Stobzilla has left the Memphis Grizzlies and signed with the San Antonio Spurs for $9.65M/yr through 2011

@Skizzo has re-signed with the Orlando Magic for $6.55M/yr through 2012

@reelworld has left the Phoenix Suns and signed for the Orlando Magic for $8.76M/yr through 2012. Yes, that means the Magic now have three Cafites in the same position (PG), but I wouldn't be too worried for... reasons.

@BenitoSTARR has predictably chosen to sign a new contract with the New York Knicks for $18.55M/yr through 2012

Trades:

First a few straightforward ones.

@Stobzilla @sebsheep - Not sure what to make of this one one way or the other.

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@Salt Bailly @sebsheep - This seems like a bad trade for Detroit. I guess that New Orleans pick might be good.

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Hold on to your hats :eek:


@Solius @Skizzo - Remember how Chicago just won the league? This is Orlando casually just giving them a good player and a potentially good player for a single pick. And then...

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They trade the pick, another pick, Skizzo and another decent player for a slightly younger version of Skizzo :confused:

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This must have convinced the Seattle Supersonics that they are absolute geniuses, because they immediately do this move. That's a single 59 rating player for two 62 rating players, a 59 rating player, a 57 rating player and a 56 rating player. Admittedly they are all older and more expensive. But don't worry, we're not done yet.

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Miami immediately trade Malik Allen (plus two players and two picks) back to Seattle for @oneniltothearsenal. One of those other players is Amar'e Stoudemire, who only 2 years ago was part of a huge package to get oneniltothearsenal from Miami in the first place.

To summarize: Skizzo is now in Seattle and oneniltothearsenal is now in Miami.

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Oh, and then Miami immediately trade Mike Dunleavy to @Dr. Dwayne's Pacers.

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:lol: :lol:
 
Seattle in shambles. There would be riots in real life.
 
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