Tottenham v Manchester United

Our front four have been non existent thus far. I'll be happy if we go in at 0-0. Gives Fergie a chance to rejig things.
 
Carrick has been woeful.

Rooney has the touch of a rapist.

Giggs does about 349 stupid flicks a game that go no where.
 
feck Bale!

Rafael is fecking awesome going forward.

And what a waste by Rooney/Nani there.
 
Rafael has been orgasmic.

Rooney, on the other hand, has been very poor.