Transfer Tweets - Summer 2017 | Keep it on topic

endless_wheelies said:
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Fake news

Betting it was more a case of....
whats manchester like?
yea its pretty cool, why?
Im going there.
SO you joining Jose then?
No pep
What? Feckin Pep?
Where to pep?
Yea, he said pep!
yea pep, why?
Well ok then bring yer brolly, yea and by cool we mean feckin freezin. Now feck off ya traitor.

Pep? Like wtf?
i know dude. Who the feck goes to manchester to frekin Pep. Feckin spamish.
So you gonna pass the ball to that traitor next game.
Naaa feck him. haaaaaa yea spamish, like it dude. You know they tax you there?
Where ? In spain?
Yea spain!
noooooooooo!
yeaaaaaa for real, millions too... Feck it, im going back to england.
Yea, to Jose?
Yea to Jose, make all my fans happy, see mr alex. No tax and no feckin spamish! Good times!
You know is tax and spamish at United now, like DDG and Mata and Herrera?
Naaaa feck off
Yea yea for real and loads of south americans all speking spamish too and you never pay tax in england?
No why pay tax i win Ballon d'or
Feck this im gonna ring mr Jorge, see ya nani
Yea see ya chris
Hey Jeorge get me move to mr alex in manchester where no tax and i want all spamish gone sorry spanish gone.
yea yea gone! good man and tell Fernando Santos no more bernardo "feckin pep" silva in my team, i want new players to win in russia. NO no nani stays!
Good man Jeorge ya know i love ya man. B bye b bye
Haaaa ha haa ha spamish, ehhhhhaaa that nani kills me!
 
sully1 said:
funny this morning i was watching a video of all of Rashfords goals for the first team so far and this first 4 goals he scored Midigland and Arsenal were all set up by Varela putting in absolutely perfect crosses in the box from the right side.
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He had a good little patch for us, but it kinda gets over looked. Mainly he looked good too but i seem to remember he fluffed it for a goal once.

And im guessing it this that we remember than his good work
 
psychdelicblues said:
Silva said: “Cristiano and Nani both told me that Manchester is a great city.
“Of course, they played for United, but they said that both clubs are amazing and that I would enjoy the Premier League because it’s the best league, the stadiums are always full, and the people love football. They lived outside the centre, while I am staying in the city.

“But they said it was a great place to live, with nice people, and that I would enjoy it.

“Before I arrived everyone was telling me, ‘Oh, Manchester is so bad, you won’t like it’.
“But since I arrived I have realised that the city is great and that the people are really nice.

“The only thing is the weather. That has been a little bit of a shock, but the city is great – and so are the people. I like it a lot.”
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Not the Emptihad.
 
EyeInTheSky said:
Saying that of the 6 Glazer children that 3 were up for selling their sharees (part of the majority 80% which the familly own). Apparetnly they are feuding over it. Its Also saying that Avram and Joe Glazer don't want to sell because they see it "as a trophey asset".

In the current climate, I think we are better off being sold to an oil rich state and beat everyone else at their own game. Feck it, it will only get worse.
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No thanks
 
Klopp_De_Klown said:
Fake news

Betting it was more a case of....
whats manchester like?
yea its pretty cool, why?
Im going there.
SO you joining Jose then?
No pep
What? Feckin Pep?
Where to pep?
Yea, he said pep!
yea pep, why?
Well ok then bring yer brolly, yea and by cool we mean feckin freezin. Now feck off ya traitor.

Pep? Like wtf?
i know dude. Who the feck goes to manchester to frekin Pep. Feckin spamish.
So you gonna pass the ball to that traitor next game.
Naaa feck him. haaaaaa yea spamish, like it dude. You know they tax you there?
Where ? In spain?
Yea spain!
noooooooooo!
yeaaaaaa for real, millions too... Feck it, im going back to england.
Yea, to Jose?
Yea to Jose, make all my fans happy, see mr alex. No tax and no feckin spamish! Good times!
You know is tax and spamish at United now, like DDG and Mata and Herrera?
Naaaa feck off
Yea yea for real and loads of south americans all speking spamish too and you never pay tax in england?
No why pay tax i win Ballon d'or
Feck this im gonna ring mr Jorge, see ya nani
Yea see ya chris
Hey Jeorge get me move to mr alex in manchester where no tax and i want all spamish gone sorry spanish gone.
yea yea gone! good man and tell Fernando Santos no more bernardo "feckin pep" silva in my team, i want new players to win in russia. NO no nani stays!
Good man Jeorge ya know i love ya man. B bye b bye
Haaaa ha haa ha spamish, ehhhhhaaa that nani kills me!
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This is so fecking hilarious, man! Superb mind work. Hahaha..
 
wesser99 said:
Theres not an endless supply of oil etc also with new technology could render oil a cheap commodity who knows
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'Sunday Times: Mystery billionaire Chinese investor wants to buy a stake in Manchester United. Source says 8% was offered for sale last week' - @skykaveh
 
Klopp_De_Klown said:
I do know that half of the kids, there is 6, want to stay with united, jole bryan and avram(spelling) but the other 2 sons and daughter think its better to sell up and invest in more secure businesses or art or ponies for the kids or buying land on the moon. Who the feck knows what these loopers would spend it on.

As far as i know thats all sports not just united but united is by far the most lucrative.

I am not their biggest fans but i am also not in the glazers out clique.
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Yep, I won't be till there comes the inevitable realisation that to compete and dominate we have to have an endless pit of cash from a benevolent owner and the glazers get in the way
 


Sneijder to Nice.
 
pcaming said:
Except signing Dybala is going to be about as easy as signing Veratti, probably more difficult as he doesn't actually want to leave. Good luck with that.
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Didn't Dybale once say that if Barca wanted him "he'd swim his way there" or something along those lines?

Edit - yeah, he did say it, but he was still at Palermo then. But that statement is so strong I'm inclined to believe if Barca went in for him, he'd want to go

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/2327857/palermo-forward-paulo-dybala-would-swim-to-barcelona

Schmiznurf said:
I can believe they said everything except for City being an amazing club, they both know City are shit.
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That's exactly what happened. They told him Manchester is an alright place, the EPL is the best league and that he'd enjoy himself, but as a city player he can't really say "oh, they also said United is an amazing club", so when telling the story he has to say "yeah they played for United, but they said both Manchester clubs are amazing", I think just from a natural conversation flow and common sense we can infer how it went and why he had to tell it like that
 
Adnan said:
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A week ago he wrote Aubameyang only wants to play for Milan and would go to war with Dortmund. Guess he runs two versions of his website, one in Italian and one in English.
 
el3mel said:
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Coutinho's very good, but depending on the players around him I could see him getting a bit lost in the mire, and not being as influential for them as he is for Liverpool. Kind of like when Sanchez was at Barca.
 
Some serious underrating of Coutinho on here, if he goes and takes up the attacking position in the midfield three, I think he'll be excellent. I don't think they'll sign him as Neymar's direct replacement as one of the forwards.
 
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