I know I'm doing all I can to help us win, I'm just concerned that you're not. Can we be sure our injury crisis isn't down to some gypsy curse on @Treble_Winning ?
Treble_Winning vs The Manchester United Medical Team
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) is joined by CEO Duncan Drasdo and Financial Director Andy Green from the Manchester United Supporters Trust for a special episode on all things behind the scenes at Old Trafford including a brief history of MUST and their aims today, views on INEOS and Sir Jim Ratcliffe so far, and the Old Trafford regeneration.
I know I'm doing all I can to help us win, I'm just concerned that you're not. Can we be sure our injury crisis isn't down to some gypsy curse on @Treble_Winning ?
I love this thread 
Been saying this for a couple of seasons now. Phil Jones always seems to be at the root of training injuries. His 4 months injury free has been great but he should never train with the first team strikers.
Rooney is neither quick enough neither technically good enough to make anything happen against three centerbacks and Kante, I would rather have ANYONE there to provide anything, which is running in behind, pressing, Rooney does nothing including terrible hold up play etc.
This thread is gold. Seen as Treble is still a new member and has reached his posting limit, could the mods perhaps give him infinite posts on this thread? To keep the amusement going.
I do think in light of this unprecedented striker crisis, United should haul the entire medical and dietician team in front of the cameras to answer a list of poignant questions asked by a panel, with Treble sitting as its head. Should their answers not prove convincing, they should be condemned to several 1-on-1 training sessions with Phil Jones until their recognise their mistakes.
I do think in light of this unprecedented striker crisis, United should haul the entire medical and dietician team in front of the cameras to answer a list of poignant questions asked by a panel, with Treble sitting as its head. Should their answers not prove convincing, they should be condemned to several 1-on-1 training sessions with Phil Jones until their recognise their mistakes.
I laughed out loud on the bus when I saw Jones was the cause. How many injuries has he caused now? Stranger than fiction.
This thread. Full scale meltdown over three injuries. I'd hate to have seen Treble when we used to have 6-7 defenders out at the same time. Or maybe I'd have loved it .Love this Meltdown thread, But.....
I will say when one of our players gets injured in training, Phil Jones does tend to be involved in some sort of a collision quite often. Clumsy oaf.
I will say when one of our players gets injured in training, Phil Jones does tend to be involved in some sort of a collision quite often. Clumsy oaf.
@Treble_Winning is like a grumpy hungover fontaine
Do newbies get to start threads now?
This got to be the angriest threat for something not only we cant do anything about it but nobody at all! Blaming the medical staff for a player getting a flu? Ffs.
As a doctor its amazing the amount of ppl, usually relatives to patients, that have this kind of thinking. We cant make ppl not getting injured or not getting a freaking flu, its something that has been with living beings since always. The pointing fingers, blaming someone for things we cant control, is usually some sort of behavior when someone cant cope with the anger or helplessness. Yes OP, is the medical staffs fault.
As a doctor its amazing the amount of ppl, usually relatives to patients, that have this kind of thinking. We cant make ppl not getting injured or not getting a freaking flu, its something that has been with living beings since always. The pointing fingers, blaming someone for things we cant control, is usually some sort of behavior when someone cant cope with the anger or helplessness. Yes OP, is the medical staffs fault.
The mods took a bunch of messages from today's game thread that went off on a tangent and created this thread.
I say put the medical staff on sticks and wheels! This is shambolic
Had a feeling Rashford would be fit
This thread and title
Is this for real
Great thread!
This is an amazing post. How come you aren't a full member yet? This is outrageous, I demand an explanation!
Ffs, you mentalist.
Treble_Winning said:
SirMattBugsby said:
What the heck is wrong with you? Give your head a wobble mate.
So let me get this straight. Our medical team still hasn't said a thing about those injuries!?
Can't have that, bang out of order!!!
Can't have that, bang out of order!!!
OP, do you have to be so overdramatic in every post?
Don't spoil the fun mate..yes...its the way he rolls
You can get injured walking along the stairs amongst other, many medial everyday situations.
Treble winning is either a top wum or an 8 year old
Treble winning is either a top wum or an 8 year old
What the feck happened in here?
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On a serious note, if you don't train with intensity you don't play with intensity. The same way that the best marathon runners train to run for longer than 26 miles so that they can deal with the race better.
But let's not stop the medical department get the blame for the fragility of the species..
On a serious note, if you don't train with intensity you don't play with intensity. The same way that the best marathon runners train to run for longer than 26 miles so that they can deal with the race better.
But let's not stop the medical department get the blame for the fragility of the species..
How can United expect to win matches when they're up against Chelsea's diving fannies, the referee, AND 5 billion flu virions?????
I think the mods have not quite realised what he brings yet to the forum. Give it time. He will grow into a legend here, I can feel it.
Thankfully not. This was just a way to keep the Chelsea thread on track. Newbies have unlimited posts in match threads so the thread would have ended up over 100 pages. At least here there's a post limit.
You break my heart. Hasn't he already grown into one? That's how a 100 million signing performs!
Good thread
The truth is out there, guys.
I don't even know what to say. It seems it's impossible to express an opinion on here that isn't in line with trending views, and it appears that the current trending views on here are that we are shit, Pogba is shit, Zlatan is shit, Mourinho is shit, etc. I have been right about many things (and proven to be so) particularly my comments and predictions on Liverpool and Chelsea. I've tried to offer solid arguments and never resorted to insulting anyone. Yet I get repeatedly insulted. The title of this thread in itself is an insult. I do not understand what is so amusing about expecting higher standards from our medical team given that we have the best modern facilities and a huge budget. A club like United should never accept second place. We can't allow substandard practices in any area particularly from the support staff because their role is to help the players prepare for games in the best possible way.
If we lose, let us lose because of our own poor performances. I am sick and tired of losing due to injuries, illness, suspensions, ref decisions, off the field drama, etc.
If outcomes were determined solely by footballing displays on the pitch, we would be in the top two, challenging Chelsea for the title and not trying to fight for a CL spot.
It's disappointing that contrarian views are not allowed and instead are met with mocking and derision.
To the people here who have been able to take part in reasonable debate, thank you. There are some of you, in this thread, who agreed that it's not acceptable for Jones to repeatedly injure players in training, or for Rashford to repeatedly fall ill. Thank you for being the voice of reason.
This shall be my final post on RedCafe. I am quitting the forum. I see no point in expressing my view only to be met with personal insults and attacks.
However I shall continue supporting United both live at Old Trafford and at home, and in my day to day life. We will win the title and CL under Jose, mark my words. He is the manager who will build us a new era of dominance.
If we lose, let us lose because of our own poor performances. I am sick and tired of losing due to injuries, illness, suspensions, ref decisions, off the field drama, etc.
If outcomes were determined solely by footballing displays on the pitch, we would be in the top two, challenging Chelsea for the title and not trying to fight for a CL spot.
It's disappointing that contrarian views are not allowed and instead are met with mocking and derision.
To the people here who have been able to take part in reasonable debate, thank you. There are some of you, in this thread, who agreed that it's not acceptable for Jones to repeatedly injure players in training, or for Rashford to repeatedly fall ill. Thank you for being the voice of reason.
This shall be my final post on RedCafe. I am quitting the forum. I see no point in expressing my view only to be met with personal insults and attacks.
However I shall continue supporting United both live at Old Trafford and at home, and in my day to day life. We will win the title and CL under Jose, mark my words. He is the manager who will build us a new era of dominance.