Valdes not invited to UNICEF Charity Dinner | Calm down it's for first team squad and coaches

[SteveJ]

Ah, Christ...

 

[unchanged_lineup]

Neither are 99% of the people in attendance.

What don't you understand, it's my opinion, it's not a big story but I'm entitled to think it's pretty sad to leave him out. He could have contributed to a good cause, it's not like he would have been stealing headlines or anything. Now because he's been left out it's made the club look bad in the media, all could have been avoided if he was just given a seat with his wife.

And how about a seat for me? I've as much right to be there as he has.

 

[Rado_N]

Neither are 99% of the people in attendance.

What don't you understand, it's my opinion, it's not a big story but I'm entitled to think it's pretty sad to leave him out. He could have contributed to a good cause, it's not like he would have been stealing headlines or anything. Now because he's been left out it's made the club look bad in the media, all could have been avoided if he was just given a seat with his wife.

Maybe we should have invited the rest of the reserve team players in case their wives decided to act like school children on social media?

 

[Rado_N]

Ah, Christ...

I bet he got invited ffs

 

[SteveJ]

There'll be no room for UNICEF at this rate.

 

[unchanged_lineup]

There'll be no room for UNICEF at this rate.

Think of the social media kudos though. MUFC first team, reserves, u-12s AND Jesus in one room together!

 

[a_devil_inside]

With Valdes not going we get to miss out on some wags photos

 

[Devil81]

And how about a seat for me? I've as much right to be there as he has.

Why are you earning a salary from the club?

 

[SteveJ]

Think of the social media kudos though. MUFC first team, reserves, u-12s AND Jesus in one room together!

Still no place for Herrera though.

 

[Rado_N]

Has Nick Powell's missus been on Instagram crying?

 

[unchanged_lineup]

Why are you earning a salary from the club?

Why am I earning a salary from the club? Who knows, but I'm hardly gonna turn it down, am I

 

[Damien]

With Valdes not going we get to miss out on some wags photos

Dave and Edurne:

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Anthony and Samantha Martial:

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Mata and Evelina Kamph:

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Romero and Eliana Guercio:

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Jones and Kaya Hall:

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Schneiderlin and Camile Sold:

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BFS and Ana:

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Darmian and Francesca Cormanni:

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Blind and Candy Rae Fleur:

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Rojo and Eugenia Lusardo:

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Lingard and Emma Hyde:

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Mike, Memphis and Marouane:

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Woody:

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Dave and Edurne:

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Anthony and Samantha Martial:

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Mata and Evelina Kamph:

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Romero and Eliana Guercio:

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Jones and Kaya Hall:

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Schneiderlin and Camile Sold:

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BFS and Ana:

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Darmian and Francesca Cormanni:

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Blind and Candy Rae Fleur:

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Rojo and Eugenia Lusardo:

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Lingard and Emma Hyde:

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Mike, Memphis and Marouane:

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Woody:

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Why, all of those names... it's almost as if... it's ONLY the first team members and the coaching staff there.



Edit: ok, fair enough, and Woody.

 

[Rado_N]

Where's the pics of Jesus and @SteveJ?

 

[Damien]

Sam Johnstone was there too but he's been on the bench a few times and still trains with the first team

 

[hbgreg]

This just stinks of LvG flexing his muscle(s) again - he's a fecking egomaniac! Overly obsessed with "LvG" not with Manchester United, which should be the most important thing. I can't believe he has no idea, so I can only assume that he does not care, about the damage his actions could be doing to the hard earned reputation of our club!

I'm of the opinion that he's taken us as far as he can, for which I am honestly very thankful, and for which I believe he's been handsomely rewarded. So lets' call it a day at the end of this season before it gets too messy. We can all remember LvG as a bit of a saviour and he gets to retire gracefully to his (bigger than Koeman's) villa in Portugal with his reputation intact.

I think he should accept a "mutual" agreement to step aside at the end of the season with a huge pay-off to allow Pep to take over the reigns and start the next phase of getting us back on that fecking perch!

He is now obviously starting to erode away the clubs values on all different levels, not just play style. And we all know that today's non-journos have far too much time on their hands, due to not being able to write or proof read, that once they dig their teeth into the "LvG is crippling United" they won't let go until they've made it a reality.

Only the first team members and staff were invited.

 

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Only the first team members and staff were invited.

Nah, let's just go with his suggestion and nuke everyone from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Samid]

Lingard and Emma Hyde:

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What's Lingard doing there with his mother?

 

[Chesterlestreet]

Didn't Wayne and Coleen attend? Probably out boozing with Jebus and SteveJ.

Also, Woody looks good there. Insane but good.

 

[Rado_N]

Woody's left arm is about 3 inches shorter than his right.

 

[Damien]

Ander and Isabel Collado:

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Johnstone and unnamed:

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[Rado_N]

Unnamed? Did her parents not like her?

 

[jojojo]

Ander and Isabel Collado:

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Johnstone and unnamed:

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I was just about to complain about you dropping Ander from the list.

 

[TheGame]

Mike, Memphis and Marouane look like the cast of 2 1/2 men.

 

[Damien]

I was just about to complain about you dropping Ander from the list.

Yeah I saw didn't miss him out intentionally but he was at the bottom of the page and next to Anthony Martial so I kinda mixed him up... yeah.

Couple more...

Paddy and Luke:

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(non-United player) Lucy-Jo Hudson & Alan Halsall (ft. LJ's breasts):

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[unchanged_lineup]

Unnamed? Did her parents not like her?

LVG is her dad, and she crossed him before she was named.

Strangely enough, the specific details of what actually happened have never come to light, although the rumour is that she refused to play for the u-21s.

 

[VanGaalEra]

Haha the state of some of the posts on the first couple of pages.

 

[Chesterlestreet]

Unnamed? Did her parents not like her?

Voldemorta.

 

[VanGaalEra]

Rojo's wife

 

[khoazany]

Paddy and Luke:

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Best couple this

Edit: Just look at the first few pages and what an absolute state of the caf...

 

[SteveJ]

Where's the pics of Jesus and SteveJ?

See the Dave and Edurne photo, chief.

 

[SteveJ]

The Guardian:

Manchester United said Valdés was not invited because he is not a member of the first-team squad.

 

[limerickcitykid]

The Guardian:

Well why didn't someone just say that?

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

Only the first team members and staff were invited.

… and who's decision was it to drop Valdes from the first team squad?

 

[prath92]

martial is trying his best not to laugh in that pic. Paddy and Luke look wasted

 

[iKeano]

Hemorrhaging money?? But overly dramatic don't you think?

Jesus Christ

Not really lads, when you output a financial commitment that is a season ticket, its frustrating to see money squandered so needlessly.

 

[Welsh Wonder]

Not really lads, when you output a financial commitment that is a season ticket, its frustrating to see money squandered so needlessly.

Why? It's hardly as if the cost of a season ticket is influenced by our income/spending. I'd imagine that performances and entertainment would be a more pressing concern than the wages of a man we never see. Then again, I can't speak for you and if you are that concerned/frustrated then, well, yeah.

I actually agree with you that Valdes probably should have been released (for the sake of his career and the potential negative press for us) but I think you're just being overly dramatic with the 'hemorrhaging money' thing.

 

[unchanged_lineup]

… and who's decision was it to drop Valdes from the first team squad?

Baldesss's.

 

[iKeano]

Why? It's hardly as if the cost of a season ticket is influenced by our income/spending. I'd imagine that performances and entertainment would be a more pressing concern than the wages of a man we never see. Then again, I can't speak for you and if you are that concerned/frustrated then, well, yeah.

I actually agree with you that Valdes probably should have been released (for the sake of his career and the potential negative press for us) but I think you're just being overly dramatic with the 'hemorrhaging money' thing.

You're missing my point... When you invest in a season ticket, its a huge commitment. Throwing money needlessly after a non-player cause of a fall out seems a tad disrespectful to me, given that the rest of us live under average circumstances and not the crazy wages of all involved at Utd.

 

[Rado_N]

… and who's decision was it to drop Valdes from the first team squad?

His, when he refused to play for the reserves?