Wesley Sneijder

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Maciek said:
Euro '96... Juve got Zidane, we got Poborsky...
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Ah yes. The same window where Jack Walker said "Why do we need Zidane when we've got Tim Sherwood"

I liked Poborsky. He wasn't crap. He was just a right winger in an unfortunate time when another right winger scored from the half way line on the opening day of the season.
 
Paul Scholes as Ronald Weasley
Ronaldo as Ronaldo Weasel
Yolanthe Sneijder as Hermoine
Howard Nurse as Dolores Umbridge
Lionel Messi as Dobby
Xavi as Dobbi
Iniesta as all of the Ghosts
Darron Gibson as Malfoy
Wesley Sneijder as Wesley Sneijder with a lightning shaped tick on his boots which vaguely linked him to Manchester United F.C.
Old Trafford as Hogwarts
Lou Macari's chippy as that cave with the glowing green shit
Eccles as Hogsmeade
 
Rod, Wes and Barry...weren't they the band out of Rainbow?
 
Barcelona F.C. as those fancy dancy cuntos with that giant woman from Rising Damp played by Pep.
 
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Sneijderman 3: WR8's jizzrags.



Along Came A Sneijder.....to China.









In other news: Howard Nurse said nowt is happening.
 
Jesus lad's, we're a disgrace, this thread is one big cluster-feck.

It'll be locked again soon no doubt...

And this will all end in heart-break.

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"You three back already?!" Roared BigSamgrid the half-witted giant. "Thought ya's had gone back 'ter the Ministry O' Muppets there?" He smiled, confusedly at the three tiny figures before him. "Well go on then! Cat get yer tongue or somethin'?"

Scholesly looked nervously at the others, then back at BigSamgrid, the half-wit, his ginger mop flowing in the cool breeze filling his managerial hut from the open window. "We, er...well we kidnapped someone BigSamgrid!"

"Ya's did what?!" The mongmountain bellowed. "Ye'll get expelled fer this! Ya know Sir Albex Dumbleson doesn't condone kidnapping this early in august! Well I wondered who you were, in ya little clogs there. You must be, grind my buttocks together with a metal wand, you must be Wesley Sneijder!"

Sneijder looked around nervously. "Yes." He was coy, as ever. "You must be right flattered there, linked to United!" Sneijder shuffled away quickly, smiling: "What, I didn't no...haha...no."

"Well go on then...yolanthe...I mean Hermoine..." Said BigSamgrid, "Get yer tits out fer the lads."

Page 19. Book 3: Wesley Sneijder and the Prisoner of Intermilan.
 
Once again, members of Redcafe prove that they can't be trusted to behave like adults :lol:

Thread closing = you can have your toy back when you've thought about what you've done
 
Say it....say Chowder!

Sneijder.
 
Anyway, there won't be any movement until the weekend at best I reckon, if any, he seems pretty sure he'll be playing against Milan and so does the manager.

So we can relax and enjoy the Marseille game tonight, Van der Sar's testiomional tomorrow and Scholes' aswell.
 
I don't feel comfortable with him traveling to China with Inter, he is supposed to be here with us, it's called cheating.
 
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Sarni said:
I don't feel comfortable with him traveling to China with Inter, he is supposed to be here with us, it's called cheating.
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Heard a while ago he wanted to play in the Supercoppa before leaving Inter. This weekend could* potential be the end of this... either way. But keep the faith fellow reds (who want him that is) :devil:
 
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gaz1185 said:
Heard a while ago he wanted to play in the Supercoppa before leaving Inter. This weekend could* potential be the end of this... either way. But keep the faith fellow reds (who want him that is) :devil:
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From who?
 
It always amazed me how so many people sound the same and use the same gifs on this forum. It's suspicious. But on Sneijder, you just wonder if the performance of others might see us pull out of any transfer. No one seems to know what's going on and maybe Scholes retirement would give any story some credibility. There's pressure on us to spend, but it'll be interesting to see what happens
 
golden_blunder said:
lads keep on track
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Please GB, close this thread.


This thread is an embarrassment to the Caf. I cannot believe some of the utter dross that is getting posted in here.

Either that, start banning some of the nobheads that are making it farcical.
 
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