[kouroux]

So lucky

 

[Raw]

We're getting so lucky with West Ham's shite finishing.

 

[Ferguson]

Comedy of errors

 

[Gregawa]

Payet doing a Rooney there.

 

[Lennon7]

That pass from Rooney, pathetic

Wasn't bad play til that. Kinda expected it too

 

[WyoManU]

If you guys already didn't know...Rooney was finished as a top player a couple years ago.

 

[RobinLFC]

United escape again.

 

[UnofficialDevil]

Terrible from Martial

 

[Irrational.]

We should be dead and buried.

Our players are all doing a tribute act to Slippy G tonight.

 

[JonDahl]

feck me

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Did one of the bottles hit Rooney on the bonce? He looks dizzy.

 

[Drifter]

Martial slip nearly cost us.

 

[Revan]

My Gosh, Martial has gone full shit too.

 

[Oddboy]

What the feck is going on??

 

[spwd]

Is he trying to smash the bus up too!

 

[Sid234]

Martial...C'mon!

 

[The Hungry Surgeon]

If they go 2 up it's over, we need to equalize before HT.

 

[ManUnitedCanuck]

Did everyone decide to where their flat bottom indoor shoes today, when the pitch is slick as hell??

 

[NJM78]

Fecking comedy football going on.

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

We should be 3 down easy.

 

[minoo-utd]

Self confidence and trust ?????

 

[Kostur]

Could have, should have been like 3-0 up to now, fecking pathetic.

 

[Brown Toothpick]

Yeah, seems you're not losing tonight.

 

[kenny19]

If we don't remove rooney I will personally fund a plane to feck off van gaal.

 

[Cheech Wizard]

Can score a pearler of a free-kick from 40+ plus yards, but can't curl that in from 10.

 

[Maradona10]

And most games we can do neither

 

[ha_rooney]

To be honest, I'm not exactly surprised by this performance so far.

 

[RikRuud]

On the flip side, I'm sure Mourinho will be putting lines through a lot of players name while watching this.

 

[mitchmouse]

Are you high as well? just watch the game.

rooney is poor but no worse than anyone else = and there are enough people with experience out there

 

[3KDré]

Rooney, it's a simple pass and you don't need to do the Hollywood fizz the ball type of pass every time.

 

[Sied]

Thank the lord baby jesus christ for that bobble

 

[simonhch]

Should be 2-0

 

[Manny]

I swear they've over watered the pitch

 

[Inigo Montoya]

I'm actually embarrassed for Utd fans

 

[El Zoido]

Have we had a shot yet?

 

[Mr.Kaya]

Do some fecking changes in that midfield already, LvG! Ffs.

 

[Sigma]

Well, at least its been entertaining.

 

[simonhch]

Cutting us to shreds.

 

[3KDré]

So open, where are the fullbacks?

 

[mitchmouse]

To be honest, I'm not exactly surprised by this performance so far.

i posted a prediction of this at about 4pm! not sure I needed to rush home from work...

 

[Manchie]

Yaya Rooney

 

[Inigo Montoya]

I swear they've over watered the pitch

There's been a bit of rain here

 

[cyberman]

We haven't won a header yet! Why the feck do we keep playing it long!???