Where'd all the Gooners go!?

... As I said.....feck all

You'll be trotting out the mantra you are a big club, next.
No, the 12 trophies I listed do not amount to "feck all" - they amount to 12 recognised trophies.

You obviously suffer from creeping insecurity about size, otherwise you wouldn't be so desperate to dismiss Spurs.
 
No, the 12 trophies I listed do not amount to "feck all" - they amount to 12 recognised trophies.

You obviously suffer from creeping insecurity about size, otherwise you wouldn't be so desperate to dismiss Spurs.


Creeping insecurity?

What does that mean? I don't think that adjective goes with that noun, however.....

I am not desperate to dismiss Spurs...it's just so easy.....after all, I have been dismissing Spurs for 50 years and so far been proved right:smirk:

Come back when you look like winning a league title. I promise not to be so dismissive then, OK :D
 
So Pete, Jo, Alastair & co. where too from here? You guys are in a pretty terrifyingly bad position which in all honesty is more of your manager/board's fault for leaving both departures this late.

How has these last 2 weeks impacted (what willl you be happy with come the season end?) on your initial expectations for the season ahead? And how much faith do you still have in Wenger - especially if he continues his odd ramblings and refusal to spend money to bring in a couple of new faces?
 
Creeping insecurity?

What does that mean? I don't think that adjective goes with that noun, however.....

I am not desperate to dismiss Spurs...it's just so easy.....after all, I have been dismissing Spurs for 50 years and so far been proved right:smirk:

Come back when you look like winning a league title. I promise not to be so dismissive then, OK :D

Anyone miss this asshole? Me neither.
 
They've just had to take cover as it started raining. Leave them alone.
 
I wonder if they will put all the blame on their coach like the scousers did.
 
Gillespie = cafe legend

Should post more :D

Hey Jo (where you going with that gun in your hand?)

How are you mate. Who would have believed it eh? The guys are missing my presence on the forum.

The fact is I only post during the season itself, I cant be arsed with all that transfer speculation bollox

Also, I do love my cricket and I have been transfixed by the glorious exploits of the England team ( which kind of makes up for the fact that Kent again are also rans)

Anyway, just back from hols and fingers poised to give you thirsty readers of my prose the benefit of my undoubted wit and incisive unbiased analysis of football even though it's a bit like casting pearls before you manc swine
 
Here to embarrass yourself for another year.

Give us your percentages.

Oh yes

I remember that.....to be honest I think Pete's table is probably the best indicator at the start of the season

Of course, we will meet you at OT Sunday

To be honest, with our suspensions and injuries not to mention a lack of signings I suspect the chance of a Man Utd win are 70%, a draw 20% and a win 10%

Be nice though if events prove me wildly pessimistic :)
 
I wish I knew. Also there was highbury lad, but feck knows what happened to him either.

The proud tradition of Arsenal fans on the caf who lived to piss off the Mancs.
 
The proud tradition of Arsenal fans on the caf who lived to amuse the Mancs.

Corrected.

Percentages, Jopub's rants, may the keep coming. Best thing about yesterday's result was the more gooners coming back from "work trips".
 
I wish I knew. Also there was highbury lad, but feck knows what happened to him either.

The proud tradition of Arsenal fans on the caf who lived to piss off the Mancs.

Despite manc popular myth on the cafe, my aim is not to piss them off.

The fact they often so easily are and usually when confounded by the obvious truth of my superior posts speaks volumes about the fragility of their collective ego ;)
 
I wish I knew. Also there was highbury lad, but feck knows what happened to him either.

The proud tradition of Arsenal fans on the caf who lived to piss off the Mancs.

Who fecked off like cowards the second Arsenal went back to being shite.

Tell me a storey is the only worthwhile Arsenal fan on here.

Don't accept cheap imitations.
 
Despite manc popular myth on the cafe, my aim is not to piss them off.

The fact they often so easily are and usually when confounded by the obvious truth of my superior posts speaks volumes about the fragility of their collective ego ;)

What was it you said before the Carling Cup final last year?

95% chance Arsenal would win.

No wonder we're so pissed off with such devastating insight.
 
Who fecked off like cowards the second Arsenal went back to being shite.

Tell me a storey is the only worthwhile Arsenal fan on here.

Don't accept cheap imitations.

Is that a fair assessment? i don't think so.

Look, when we are here giving our admittedly Arsenal view of the world......many of you are baying to have us banned (And remember, some of you big girls blouses in the past banned me just because you lost a match to Arsenal and before I had a chance to post anything!)

And when it suits you, we are criticised for not being around in enough numbers for you to crow when you beat us

Listen, you cannot criticise me for taking the summer off and watching cricket.

Why not create a new rule.....don't ban us when we beat you and allow us our day in the sun and when the shoe is on the other foot, I for one am happy to be here to take the crows and gloats of the mancs should they beat us

Seems fair to me
 
What was it you said before the Carling Cup final last year?

95% chance Arsenal would win.

No wonder we're so pissed off with such devastating insight.

I don't remember at that time you disagreeing with me

To be honest, that seemed a fair assessment back then of our chances

So, I have no accurate crystal ball...who has? Who cares?
 
Should have posted in the cricket thread here, it's been a laugh. Full of disbelieving Indians...
 
Is that a fair assessment? i don't think so.

Look, when we are here giving our admittedly Arsenal view of the world......many of you are baying to have us banned (And remember, some of you big girls blouses in the past banned me just because you lost a match to Arsenal and before I had a chance to post anything!)

And when it suits you, we are criticised for not being around in enough numbers for you to crow when you beat us

Listen, you cannot criticise me for taking the summer off and watching cricket.

Why not create a new rule.....don't ban us when we beat you and allow us our day in the sun and when the shoe is on the other foot, I for one am happy to be here to take the crows and gloats of the mancs should they beat us

Seems fair to me

Victim.

Arsenal beat us last time out.

Arsenal fan bannings - zero.
 
Maybe not last time but certainly in the past

However, if you are suggesting that you guys will man up in future after a defeat to us and respond in a grown up way without bannings, I welcome the new mature approach

Don't worry, we won't be losing to you any time soon.
 
Maybe not last time but certainly in the past

However, if you are suggesting that you guys will man up in future after a defeat to us and respond in a grown up way without bannings, I welcome the new mature approach

Let's be honest though, you piss off and hide whether it's United who beat you or not.

So being told to man up by you is pretty laughable.
 
How do you know about CRAYFORDBOY? As far as I know he hasn't posted for a good few years. How long have you been here?

I really do think CB has departed us.

I used to read this place a lot many years ago and then sort of stopped. I've been digging out a few gems from the past once I joined up and some of the wind-ups on here by the likes of Crayford, Jo and highbury lad are things of art really. They really did piss the Mancs off back in those days, banter which has sadly been missing in recent times. I talked to Jopub over PM and he intimated to me that CRAYFORDBOY was even older than he was..I hope he could hear this..We love you man.

Do you have any funny stories from the past, Grinner?
 
Hey Jo (where you going with that gun in your hand?)

How are you mate. Who would have believed it eh? The guys are missing my presence on the forum.

The fact is I only post during the season itself, I cant be arsed with all that transfer speculation bollox

Also, I do love my cricket and I have been transfixed by the glorious exploits of the England team ( which kind of makes up for the fact that Kent again are also rans)

Anyway, just back from hols and fingers poised to give you thirsty readers of my prose the benefit of my undoubted wit and incisive unbiased analysis of football even though it's a bit like casting pearls before you manc swine

Hi mate, ;) me too, Ive only recently been back although I followed the cricket thread as we spanked those arses

Loved the continuing optimism test after test when the 4th day would arrive with them 500 behind saying Tendulkar could 'save the game' and even 'turn it around' :lol: - classic

Wtf has happened to us :wenger: I have answers but not in here

Good to have you back mate