Wigan Athletic vs. Manchester United

He also looks knackered whenever the camera cuts to him. Like proper knackered. Red faced and panting like Phil Mitchell in a car park. I'm not sure he does any real exercise outside of playing. He just sits on the sofa eating Ginsters the fat twat.

Why take Chico off? He's on a hat-trick FFS!

Because Sir Alex doesn't give a shit if someone is on a hat-trick or not?
 
This second half has been more of a United performance. Granted, Wigan are way too open, but players like Carrick have looked their old selves. He's marshalled the back four and sprayed a few nice balls about.
 
He also looks knackered whenever the camera cuts to him. Like proper knackered. Red faced and panting like Phil Mitchell in a car park. I'm not sure he does any real exercise outside of playing. He just sits on the sofa eating Ginsters the fat twat.

Why take Chico off? He's on a hat-trick FFS!

Needs to give up smoking...
 
He also looks knackered whenever the camera cuts to him. Like proper knackered. Red faced and panting like Phil Mitchell in a car park. I'm not sure he does any real exercise outside of playing. He just sits on the sofa eating Ginsters the fat twat.

Why take Chico off? He's on a hat-trick FFS!

My feeling entirely ,i really dont get that one?
would he take Rooney off he had scored 2 would he feck
 
yes defenders can be slow thats why he put his full weight into evra's ankle - he was too slow to pull out even though he ran five yards to put his foot in and in the time that that took added to the fact he was nutmegged distracted his dinosaur brain from being able to discern he was not going to win the ball.
 
My feeling entirely ,i really dont get that one?
would he take Rooney off he had scored 2 would he feck

Of course he would. You're being fecking absurd. He took Hernandez off because we're going to see out the game so he's sticking someone who can hold the ball up and keep possession and run the clock down. Rooney is quite good at holding off the ball too.

You think Sir Alex gives a toss over whether it's Rooney or Giggs or Hernandez or anyone else and do you really expect him to be impressed with someone being on hat-trick/