UK Riots (with the exception of Manchester which has its own thread)

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The idiocy is just... people are so incredibly dumb. :lol:

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They're right round the corner from me now. My friend who lives a few roads away said she saw hundreds of them.
 
They're right round the corner from me now. My friend who lives a few roads away said she saw hundreds of them.

Make sure you stay indoors mate. Hopefully the thugs will blow over or the police will interfere and bring a calm to all the madness...
 
They're right round the corner from me now. My friend who lives a few roads away said she saw hundreds of them.

Listen to me Solius, if shit gets hairy, you know what to do, blow upon an empty Newcastle Brown Ale bottle thrice, then say "I need you Paul, I need your chicken (fore Nando's is destroyed) I need thine lager (for Tesco's is looted) and I need thy fishing rod (for I enjoy fishing) lest ye forget thou Dressing Gown (for that it is cold this night." And Paul Gascoigne will come to your aid, and help you defeat the rioters*


*You may end up dead.
 
Someone has been stabbed apparently.
 
That'll be Gazza.


Seriously though, shits getting really fecked up.
 
I actually laughed out loud at Solius' planking comment on that picture.

Solius, if the rioters are near your house, give those eyebrows a shave. They look very flammable!
 
They burned down Krispy Kreme apparently, bastards.
 
They've smashed up the pub round the corner from me.
 
Apparently they're meeting at Edmonton Green at midnight. That place is a shithole already, won't look any different.
 
Ah Krispy Kreme is fine.
 
C'mon fella's move it round my way - i've got my bally ready.
 
For fecks sake break out the tear gas and rubber bullets, put an end to this. I don't want to hear what a "fantastic job" the police are doing, they are failing and need to get to grips with the situation.

feck it mate we need a good riot to get these Tory lads out.

Burn it all.
 
:lol: I'm enjoying shameless partisans like Diane Abbot blaming "Tory" cuts (that haven't even properly begun yet) for the rioting. No Diane they are opportunist criminals not the sodding Tolpuddle martyrs.

feck Diane Abbot and half of 'new' poxy Labour.

If these hooded bellends can start up a bit of unrest and piss off the masses it appeases me for a while.
 
Hackney now in a bit of bother.

This is going to roll for a few days it seems.
 
They're just going down the A10....It's starting to piss it down now, they'll feck off if it keeps up.
 
Yeh that'll be it for now i assume - tomorrow night could be a biggun if it gets as widespread as reported.
 
I just find this whole thing embarassing. It's just mindless thugs roaming the streets looking for an excuse to cause carnage. What are they fighting for, really? These "people" are taking no responsibiity for their own actions and we're way too soft on these idiots.

If this was Russia, the army would be deployed with live ammo and they wouldn't be messing about.