Manchester United vs West Ham United

A simple ball in to Hernandez?!?!

feck off Southgate you bucktooth cnut. That pass is orgasmic.
 
Gareth Southgate has been talking for about 45 seconds and has already called Anderson's pass easy and said the assist was from Fernandez.
 
Simple ball from Anderson wtf no it wasn't it was class!
 
Lee Dixon says "Fabulous ball, as Gareth said".

NO HE feckING DIDN'T.
 
Well, if that pass was easy, then passing is very easy. Why do we don't made more these easy passes if they are so easy. fecking idiot.
 
wow

did you see ando's pass from his perspective

eye of the needle stuff and looked even better
 
fecking simpleton pundits. Even Keano says Smalling is lacking match practice. Yeah maybe if this is early December.
 
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I forgot what it's like to see one of our wingers go past players and try produce something.

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Agreed. It really does, imo, magnify just how poor Valencia is atm though.

He literally does nothing of any note going forward anymore. He doesn't beat a player, he doesn't drive into space, he doesn't cross the ball. He just stands there, and passes backwards.
 
Good stuff from both Nani and Anderson I think. Anderson has been disciplined when needs be, I like the way that he just deals with loose passes from the oppo that come straight at him, he just guides them first time to one of ours, hardly ever gets that wrong.

Jones has looked very good, good anticipation and good covering as well.
 
for all of you moaning about the "analysis", why even bother watching it...just go and do something else for 15mins!

this is one hell of a low key game. if we can geta 2nd quickly it's more put to bed than asloth.
 
Man I still love Keano you can still feel his burning desire. Wish we had him in his prime right now it would take us to the next level.
 
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Agreed. It really does, imo, magnify just how poor Valencia is atm though.

He literally does nothing of any note going forward anymore. He doesn't beat a player, he doesn't drive into space, he doesn't cross the ball. He just stands there, and passes backwards.

When Giggs made that huge run, he passed to Valencia and he started to move back. Giggs must have been boiling up inside.
 
My commentators haven't been too bad. Only thing that annoys me is they keep saying "Chicharito Hernandez", apparently they are incapable of saying one of those two names by itself. Oh and they are also Romanian.
 
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Agreed. It really does, imo, magnify just how poor Valencia is atm though.

He literally does nothing of any note going forward anymore. He doesn't beat a player, he doesn't drive into space, he doesn't cross the ball. He just stands there, and passes backwards.

It's maddening the way he slows down the whole momentum of an attack with his stop-start moves. When Rafael gets ahead of him, he's better because he's got an outlet but he seems lost when he has to do it on his own. I wish the old Valencia would come back.
 
Feels almost like a friendly, mainly because West Ham has been fecking shit and have hardly put up a fight. A few of our players understandably a bit rusty after returning from injury. Decent half though and some good movement all around the pitch. The goal was quality - great pass from Ando and great movement and control from Hernandez.

Had the 'pleasure' on watching this on ITV. Is this their usual level of quality when it comes to commentating? There's no insight or borderline clever thoughts on the game whatsoever - they're both just saying what is actually going on on the pitch, as if they were on the radio. One of them even commented on Rooney "playing quite deep today" when he dropped deep once to get the ball - he does that every game ffs! If anything he's playing higher up today than he often does. I usually find Danish TV pretty poor, but they're world class compared to this.
 
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Agreed. It really does, imo, magnify just how poor Valencia is atm though.

He literally does nothing of any note going forward anymore. He doesn't beat a player, he doesn't drive into space, he doesn't cross the ball. He just stands there, and passes backwards.

You're right. Valencia is stealing a wage and has done nothin to contribute to our attack. Nani completely showed him up at one stage by playin a first time pass into Nani's run for Nani to have a shot at goal. He's a cnut and should be forced to clean the shitters at Carrington.
 
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Agreed. It really does, imo, magnify just how poor Valencia is atm though.

He literally does nothing of any note going forward anymore. He doesn't beat a player, he doesn't drive into space, he doesn't cross the ball. He just stands there, and passes backwards.

Val has been decent tbh. That's incredibly harsh.
 
Had the 'pleasure' on watching this on ITV. Is this their usual level of quality when it comes to commentating?

Yes. They should all be flogged during half-time.
 
Val has been decent tbh. That's incredibly harsh.

No he hasn't.

Answer me this honestly, as a winger, has he done any of the following?

-Taken a defender on?
-Beaten a defender?
-Even attempted a cross?
 
Feels almost like a friendly, mainly because West Ham has been fecking shit and have hardly put up a fight. A few of our players understandably a bit rusty after returning from injury. Decent half though and some good movement all around the pitch. The goal was quality - great pass from Ando and great movement and control from Hernandez.

Had the 'pleasure' on watching this on ITV. Is this their usual level of quality when it comes to commentating? There's no insight or borderline clever thoughts on the game whatsoever - they're both just saying what is actually going on on the pitch, as if they were on the radio. One of them even commented on Rooney "playing quite deep today" when he dropped deep once to get the ball - he does that every game ffs! If anything he's playing higher up today than he often does. I usually find Danish TV pretty poor, but they're world class compared to this.

They've got a goal in them. If that Val Tez or whatever his name is had put a bit of power in the two shots he's had, they could be 2-1 up by now.
 
Roy Keane has no sideburns.