Bundesliga 2015/2016

I just watched the sportschau. Hoeneß really needs to feck off and stop talking. Christ on a bike. If he becomes our president again, I´ll take a break from following any coverage of German football bar the 90 minutes of the games.

Great dance performance from Auba and Miki after the 4:0. That was quite stylish. :lol:
 
Leverkusen - Hertha has been a damn fine football match. Looks like they'll lock in that 3rd place already.
Hernandez playing beautifully :drool: he's night and day when he plays with confidence.
 
Leipzig are after Volland, who has a release clause of 15 million euros in his contract, according to BILD. They're also interested in Breel Embolo apparently.
 
Leipzig are after Volland, who has a release clause of 15 million euros in his contract, according to BILD. They're also interested in Breel Embolo apparently.

Volland might a possibility, esepcially in the (unlikely) case of Hoffenheim being relegated. Embolo is completely unrealistic, though. The boy is one of the highest rated talents in Europe right now and will probably cost around 30 Mil. €. He also will have far more interesting interested clubs after him than Leipzig, where there is no telling how long it takes to establish in the top third of the league.
 
Great dance performance from Auba and Miki after the 4:0. That was quite stylish. :lol:
Marcel Schmelzer's comment on the dance: "We all wanted to do this dance but not all of us have the talent to do it." :D

Goal and dance:


I reckon it was an Armenian dance. Very shortly after Auba released a video, Mkhitaryan posted one, too, showing him dancing in Amsterdam at the Armenian days (or whatever it was named; where Armenians across Europe met to celebrate their culture), and the style was similar to the one yesterday.
 
Stuttgart is so lucky they have Pussyburg next week at home. Those c*nts will spread their a**cheeks faster than a Golf goes from 0 to 100.
 
And now the worst man on the pitch scores with a backheal into the bottom right corner. :lol:

Stuttgart is so lucky they have Pussyburg next week at home. Those c*nts will spread their a**cheeks faster than a Golf goes from 0 to 100.

Wolfsburg-Stuttgart is on matchday 34, Stuttgart away from home
 
The match promised many goals. Only the top 4 have more goals then they have... :cool:

And a Pizza delivery 4:2
 
And now the worst man on the pitch scores with a backheal into the bottom right corner. :lol:



Wolfsburg-Stuttgart is on matchday 34, Stuttgart away from home
See that´s how fast they do it. They are seven days early. :(
 
Stuttgart completely falling apart.

Looking at the table now, at least the battle for the 4th place and the relegation promises some excitement. 4th to 7th in the span of 3 points (although Gladbach has the advantage of the better GD here) and only 2 points between 14th and 17th.

Absolutely shocking is the difference between 2nd and 3rd (20 points, +33 GD) + 4th (30 points, +35 GD), though. As big the gulf between Bayern and Dortmund seems right now, ther gap after that also continues to grow, on and besides the pitch.
 
Will be very interesting to see what will happen with Wolfsburg in the next months!!!

The fans can't understand that Hecking is still in the job and Allofs is under pressure too.

How much money is available for transfers (after the VW scandal)??

Rodriguez, Luis Gustavo, Schürrle, Dante, Kruse and Dost will surely leave the club.

Today there are rumours that Draxler could go back to Schalke.....that is very unlikely i think. But he earns 9m € and Wolfsburg wasn't his "wish destination" last summer.
 
It's even harder to believe that Stuttgart are probably going to be 17th in the End. That squad should have been competing for an EL spot...
Kevin Großkreutz was basically crying in the post match interview after only joining the club a couple of weeks ago.
 
Not that anyone cares, but :D :D :D :D

Oh and, what the feck is wrong with the greenkeeper in Ingolstadt? Can you even fault the referees that they got most of the offside calls wrong when the pitch looks like that:

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Seriously, circles? What the fecking feck? Is this allowed?
 
It's even harder to believe that Stuttgart are probably going to be 17th in the End. That squad should have been competing for an EL spot...
Kevin Großkreutz was basically crying in the post match interview after only joining the club a couple of weeks ago.
Totally shocked by this. Last time I looked at the table they seemed all but safe.
 
Not that anyone cares, but :D :D :D :D

Oh and, what the feck is wrong with the greenkeeper in Ingolstadt? Can you even fault the referees that they got most of the offside calls wrong when the pitch looks like that:

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Seriously, circles? What the fecking feck? Is this allowed?

That looks straight out of the 90s, but apparently the team was founded in 2004? What the hell?
 
Still can't believe that Darmstadt is save. What a great achievement staying up. Won't be easier next season but every year with TV-Money from the Bundesliga will help massively financially.

Yeah. What Wagner could have done with his career, if he didn´t have a rotten peanut for a brain.
 
It's even harder to believe that Stuttgart are probably going to be 17th in the End. That squad should have been competing for an EL spot...
Kevin Großkreutz was basically crying in the post match interview after only joining the club a couple of weeks ago.
Nah they should not have. Their defense has been atrocious for five years. Darmstadt found five Bundesliga level (central) defenders for FREE in Sulu, Caldirola, Bregerie, Balogun, Rajkovic.
 

What's so funny about that? Their attack is quite good, even with Ginczek out for most of the season and their terrible momentum they have scored the 5th most goals and at the back they at least have a lot of experience. Give that squad to a coach who knows what he's doing and who is capable of creating a solid defense and they'd be in the top 10 easily.
Even under Zorniger they were outplaying a lot of opponents and mainly failed because their finishing let them down and before their catastrophic slump under Kramny they were actually constantly among the four best teams of the second half of the season for like 12 match days.
 
What did Wagner do?
Last year him and Niemeyer were banned from team training at Berlin, and forced to train by themselves. All to make them leave. So he ran into the Berlin corner after the goal to celebrate, then he got into it with the Berlin goalie which earned both a yellow. Two minutes later he was send off with another yellow for a stupid tackle. In the end Darmstadt was not only down to 10, but he had also added 2-3 extra minutes to the game with his shenanigans, when it´s well established that added minutes in Darmstadt games are always given easily. Plus Darmstadt has conceded the most goals in the last 10 minutes. He´s just not very smart, as you can see by his post-match comment, that the celebration was not directed at the fans, but sporting director Preetz and manager Dardai, who were both on the bench, not in the stands. :wenger:
 
Last year him and Niemeyer were banned from team training at Berlin, and forced to train by themselves. All to make them leave. So he ran into the Berlin corner after the goal to celebrate, then he got into it with the Berlin goalie which earned both a yellow. Two minutes later he was send off with another yellow for a stupid tackle. In the end Darmstadt was not only down to 10, but he had also added 2-3 extra minutes to the game with his shenanigans, when it´s well established that added minutes in Darmstadt games are always given easily. Plus Darmstadt has conceded the most goals in the last 10 minutes. He´s just not very smart, as you can see by his post-match comment, that the celebration was not directed at the fans, but sporting director Preetz and manager Dardai, who were both on the bench, not in the stands. :wenger:
Ahhh, sounds a bit thick alright. :lol:
 
Not that anyone cares, but :D :D :D :D

Oh and, what the feck is wrong with the greenkeeper in Ingolstadt? Can you even fault the referees that they got most of the offside calls wrong when the pitch looks like that:

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Seriously, circles? What the fecking feck? Is this allowed?

That looks straight out of the 90s, but apparently the team was founded in 2004? What the hell?

Interview with the Ingolstadt greenkeeper in the online-issue of "11Freunde":

"We do have a little tradition here in Ingolstadt to do something special for the last home match of the season[...]"
 
I have never understood why Schalke hired Breitenreiter in the first place. I have not a lot of sympathy for because he appears to be resistent to reflecting on his work but on the other hand, but again Schalke don't provide a classy exit for their head coach, although they have so much experience with these situations.
 
Boateng is so incredibly good. He's doing it all, perfect modern defender. :drool:
 
Stuttgart :drool: Bobic and Dutt made it happen.

Bremen surviving is quite nice as well. The cherry on top would be Frankfurt going down.
This has been coming for a long time now.. Terrible management, terrible stadium and the transfers have been other worldly.
 
Wasn't that long ago Schalke had both Papadopoulos (albeit constantly injured) and Matip at CB. Not sure how well Naldo will do at 33.
 
Watching the AC Milan-Roma game last night, I didn't realise Rudiger was on loan from Stuttgart to Roma, strange to see a guy playing for a team who almost finished 2nd in Serie A on loan from a team that got relegated form Bundesliga 1, although maybe that's why they went down, not having him in their back 4. Bit like Kingsley Coman being on loan at Bayern from Juventus for 2 seasons, hard to fathom that one out, particularly with no clause stopping him playing against them in the CL. El Sharaawy also playing for Roma against Milan, his parent club, and apologizing to the Milan fans after he scored last night...