Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Medical isnt that simple. There needs to be scan? Treadmill with pulses? Etc? Im not sure, but it must have been more than a simple gp checking your weight.

Plus that is so childish, if a deal has been made surely an adult and a giant club can afford to honor that and do it properly?

The doctor can do the medical in a ledical centre in New York, surely they have scans and treadmills there aswell.
 
He just said yea yea, to just get in the hotel room!

Don't forget, he is the chief of "blah blah blah"
 
True, but why would we do that? If all parties have agreed, then what is the point in flying people all the way to New York just to do the paperwork and medical a few days earlier than we would do it at OT? That wouldn't mean he starts training any sooner. All that it does is satisfy the muppets.

You never know what can happen. If he has signed we can be certain he is ours untill then who knows what can all go wrong.

They should make it offical before some crazy fan in Africa decides to end his life because he cant take the tension anymore.
 
You never know what can happen. If he has signed we can be certain he is ours untill then who knows what can all go wrong.

They should make it offical before some crazy fan in Africa decides to end his life because he cant take the tension anymore.
He hasn't sign. A deal of this magnitude wont be sign in a backdoor hotel. There'll be fanfare when he signs, tv, reporter etc
 
Unlikely that United will announce it today with Rooney testimonial. Juve may though, Dortmund style.
 
Got bored of this two weeks ago. In my head he is a United player and I'd be surprised to hear otherwise. The fact we aren't being linked with other CMs is the thing which convinces me.

Can't believe the thread is still ticking over each day with zero new news to discuss...
 
Never going to happen but would be funny if mourinho buys rafael and park ji sung as well and subs pogba for the both of them in midfield again for a match.
 
EDIT: Mouday, Mhikiday, Waynesday, Zlataday.... Where the feck did Pogday go?
 
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There's no more "saga". This story has already ended. The next one begins with "Pogba signs".

But of course, that's no reason for this thread to stop hurtling towards 1000 pages. ;)
 
From YNFA

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Well that's that then - Pogba, in a comprehensive, frank and hard hitting interview with Italian Football TV confirms that he is staying at Juventus.

The French football star, previously linked with a move to Manchester United, also told presenters that he was looking forward to a successful Champions League campaign with the Serie A side.
 
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This is what i believe will be
------------Morgan------------
----Herrera---------Pog------
Mikh-------------------Martial
-------------Zlatan------------

Much more balanced

Yeah I agree. so much balance in that side. Its suits the selected players in that they are all picked in their best positions (Martial will eventually move inside) and all have players around them that supplement each other.

Unfortunaltey, we all know what will happen. We'll restrict our £100m world record signing, drop Herrera and play or talismanic, creative, fans favourite and inspirational leader.
 
With all due respect to New Castle, I believe if a toon fan approached Pogba and asked him to sign New Castle jersey, he would totally sign it. Also, he would reply back with a smile and/or a 'let's see' if the New Castle fan quizzed him about joining New Castle. It's called being nice to football fans who are crazy about you. We should really stop looking too much into footballers signing clothes and/or footballs and their diplomatic replies. That goes for the previous incident of Pogba signing a United shirt as well.

But I want to talk about facts. I want to be clear, I do not want to play mind games. But I have seen some facts:-

In United's favour:-
1. Di Marzio and his staff confident that he will join United. They haven't started backtracking either (not yet at least).
2. We're literally not being linked to any other midfielder or a player and the season is almost here. Mourinho said he has identified 'four' targets and would have surely made a move if he wasn't sure of Pogba.
3. Sky joining the bandwagon as well with recent reports.
4. Pogba's own agent never said Pogba will stay as Juve and continuously said "no agreement is reached". His club hasn't come out and denied it either.
5. Juve have been spending money. Sh*t ton of money.


In Juve's favour:-
1. His holidays is going a bit too long for someone who is supposed to join a new team and get going with the adapting process/training. It could yet swing in Juve's favour if an agreement isn't reached.
2. Juve are a great team on current form and a better prospect than United at the moment.

In Real's favour:-
1. Real didn't mind throwing CL final deciding Di Maria for a more marketable James Rodriguez. They would surely want something as shiny as Paul Pogba. When have they ever been the ones to think about a player's price tag? Could it be that they are lurking in the shadows for United to do all the discussions and reach an agreement on a final bid and then matching it up? (But this is more of a conjecture than a fact)

Going by these facts, I think Mourinho will get Pogba. Something I didn't think would be possible when rumors started back in July.
 
Morning muppets

Does anyone think we'll actually get any significant news today? Or just another day of Pogba fecking around on holiday not giving a shite (aka 'the David Moyes') while we all fall over ourselves wondering when the hell this saga will end?
 
Well that's that then - Pogba, in a comprehensive, frank and hard hitting interview with Italian Football TV confirms that he is staying at Juventus.

The French football star, previously linked with a move to Manchester United, also told presenters that he was looking forward to a successful Champions League campaign with the Serie A side.
Phenomenal input.
 
Morning muppets

Does anyone think we'll actually get any significant news today? Or just another day of Pogba fecking around on holiday not giving a shite (aka 'the David Moyes') while we all fall over ourselves wondering when the hell this saga will end?

I doubt it.

I don't think we hear anything new until Pogba's holiday is finished.
 
I think anyone would be very tempted with the offer of a new castle.
 
With all due respect to New Castle, I believe if a toon fan approached Pogba and asked him to sign New Castle jersey, he would totally sign it. Also, he would reply back with a smile and/or a 'let's see' if the New Castle fan quizzed him about joining New Castle. It's called being nice to football fans who are crazy about you. We should really stop looking too much into footballers signing clothes and/or footballs and their diplomatic replies. That goes for the previous incident of Pogba signing a United shirt as well.

But I want to talk about facts. I want to be clear, I do not want to play mind games. But I have seen some facts:-

In United's favour:-
1. Di Marzio and his staff confident that he will join United. They haven't started backtracking either (not yet at least).
2. We're literally not being linked to any other midfielder or a player and the season is almost here. Mourinho said he has identified 'four' targets and would have surely made a move if he wasn't sure of Pogba.
3. Sky joining the bandwagon as well with recent reports.
4. Pogba's own agent never said Pogba will stay as Juve and continuously said "no agreement is reached". His club hasn't come out and denied it either.
5. Juve have been spending money. Sh*t ton of money.


In Juve's favour:-
1. His holidays is going a bit too long for someone who is supposed to join a new team and get going with the adapting process/training. It could yet swing in Juve's favour if an agreement isn't reached.
2. Juve are a great team on current form and a better prospect than United at the moment.

In Real's favour:-
1. Real didn't mind throwing CL final deciding Di Maria for a more marketable James Rodriguez. They would surely want something as shiny as Paul Pogba. When have they ever been the ones to think about a player's price tag? Could it be that they are lurking in the shadows for United to do all the discussions and reach an agreement on a final bid and then matching it up? (But this is more of a conjecture than a fact)

Going by these facts, I think Mourinho will get Pogba. Something I didn't think would be possible when rumors started back in July.

Well put, I can see why you got fast tracked from the newbie's section (is it still there?).

Just one more thing to add, although it does look like Pogba is very close to joining United today but looking at De Gea's transfer saga last summer, until you don't see an official statement by the club that a player is signed, literally anything is possible in the transfer market.
 
He hasn't sign. A deal of this magnitude wont be sign in a backdoor hotel. There'll be fanfare when he signs, tv, reporter etc

You think the actual signing of a contract would take place in front of journalists and TV?
 
Well put, I can see why you got fast tracked from the newbie's section (is it still there?).

Just one more thing to add, although it does look like Pogba is very close to joining United today but looking at De Gea's transfer saga last summer, until you don't see an official statement by the club that a player is signed, literally anything is possible in the transfer market.

Even then... Remember we announced fee agreed for ramsay pending a medical.
 
Well put, I can see why you got fast tracked from the newbie's section (is it still there?).

Just one more thing to add, although it does look like Pogba is very close to joining United today but looking at De Gea's transfer saga last summer, until you don't see an official statement by the club that a player is signed, literally anything is possible in the transfer market.

Indeed, he was leaving all summer and he planned too but if you let things drag on, and on and on and on, at some point you will reach the deadline and it might not happen. We have everything to gain by hurrying this thing up.
 
People here are still debating wether he is coming to us? :lol:

As long as he signed, he isn't a United player.

It is very likley to happen but this, it is 100% done and dusted attitude, should not be on display until he has actually fecking signed. Or Until United say a deal will happen very soon or until Juve or Pogba or Raiola say it, hell I'll even take the BBC's word if they say it is 100% done, then we can talk like this. Until then please remember anything can happen.