Bluemoon goes into Meltdown
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) is joined by CEO Duncan Drasdo and Financial Director Andy Green from the Manchester United Supporters Trust for a special episode on all things behind the scenes at Old Trafford including a brief history of MUST and their aims today, views on INEOS and Sir Jim Ratcliffe so far, and the Old Trafford regeneration.
Oh, I see, getting nervous are we?Indeed, moving forwards an update every goal probably isn't ideal.
This man is clearly mentally ill.
Blue on unhappy the Beeb have made them heavy favourites for the title. As usual...."conspiracy".
Well walking to work this morning in my Rag top on, I heard 6 lads in the distance start shouting some stuff.
They had Scouse accents so straight away I thought, here we go a few Liverpool fans wanting a bit of banter, anyway as I got closer I spotted that 4 of them had City shirts on.
I said to them, what are Scousers doing with City shirts on and they said to me that they where born and raised at the Etihad. I said that's weird considering when they where born the Etihad wasn't even constructed and did they mean Main Road..... The confusion on their faces when I said that was unbelievable.
I questioned who they really supported so one of them got their Henna tattoo out of his Man City badge. At this point they banged me out for being a rag obviously....
You'll hear about it on Bluemoon soon
They had Scouse accents so straight away I thought, here we go a few Liverpool fans wanting a bit of banter, anyway as I got closer I spotted that 4 of them had City shirts on.
I said to them, what are Scousers doing with City shirts on and they said to me that they where born and raised at the Etihad. I said that's weird considering when they where born the Etihad wasn't even constructed and did they mean Main Road..... The confusion on their faces when I said that was unbelievable.
I questioned who they really supported so one of them got their Henna tattoo out of his Man City badge. At this point they banged me out for being a rag obviously....
You'll hear about it on Bluemoon soon
They'll claim qualifying for the CL will be a conspiracy also as it means them having to play more games
"Hypocritical bunch of ****s....called in the local on the way home from work,SSN are showing a comparison between Hart and Bravo.
Some deluded fecker shouts "Thirty feckin Three......Hahahaha,The blue ****s are trying to sign a keeper at 33 years of age"
I asked him how old Ibrahimovic was.....a couple of rags turned and faced the bar...no answer from the gobshite,did clock him in the mirror on his phone tapping away...Google no doubt."
ha ha...The stories keep coming!!
Some deluded fecker shouts "Thirty feckin Three......Hahahaha,The blue ****s are trying to sign a keeper at 33 years of age"
I asked him how old Ibrahimovic was.....a couple of rags turned and faced the bar...no answer from the gobshite,did clock him in the mirror on his phone tapping away...Google no doubt."
ha ha...The stories keep coming!!
It's the sense of entitlement. They really do think that they belong amongst the footballing elite since the lottery win bought them two PL titles in 8 years. Not quite the outright dominance the daft cnuts promised us.
These nicknames for our players and staff as well... I guess we'll add these to Family Man, De Donut, Peggy, New Messi etc.
These nicknames for our players and staff as well... I guess we'll add these to Family Man, De Donut, Peggy, New Messi etc.
Fockin rag conts were chatting shit about united being better than City and I said 'oh yeah but how many fockin wine gums can maureen fit in his mouth I bet he can't stuff twenty in like Pep can" and then the rag conts who admitted they weren't from Manchester and actually lived under the sea started crying and pissing themselves in fear when they saw my tattoo of Mike Summerbee riding a blue unicorn.
I was wearing a vintage United top while visiting Niagara Falls in the summer of 2012 and I came upon your typical city fan. Bald, ugly and in sky blue City shirt that probably said 'Champions' on the back. He shouted champions at me, pointed, laughed, etc. I responded by saying, we'll see who wins it next year and forever in our shadow. Oh yeah, we won the title the following season. cnut.
"I haven't thought up of the rest yet."
'you saw me standing alone'
Unverified Steaua Bucuresti twitter account was on fire last night :
I can't embed specific tweets but if someone can, please
https://twitter.com/fcsteaua
Few posts:
I can't embed specific tweets but if someone can, please
https://twitter.com/fcsteaua
Few posts:
Here's the thing @ManCity fans! You support a club bought with oil money made illegally! You have no history! You just have money!
We may lose this game 10 nil! But we've lost to a team with no history! If your the oil guy decides to leave you are dead!
Sell some oil! Buy a club! Get some trophies! Think your cool!
i wonder if the pride of Manchester knows what's it like to play a champions league final! Oh wait.. #Oil
We may lose this game 10 nil! But we've lost to a team with no history! If your the oil guy decides to leave you are dead!
Sell some oil! Buy a club! Get some trophies! Think your cool!
i wonder if the pride of Manchester knows what's it like to play a champions league final! Oh wait.. #Oil
BREAKING NEWS!!! Owner of Oil FC decided to quit! Man City sent to the conference!! I wonder how many gallons of oil is the club worth?
Wish we played @ManUtd though! Now those guys have some history that stretches further back than 5 years!
Min 60: Steaua 0-3 Little tiny Man Utd! #ThoseNoisyNeighbours Are man city playing in dark blue because they are turning into oil?
Min 65: Steaua 0-3 Man Utd wannabes! #OilCity #ItsAllAboutTheOil
Min 70: Steaua 0-3 #OilCity MANCHESTER IS RED!!! Oil can't cover it! It can buy a part of it for a little while! But that's it!?
Min 78: GOAL! #OilCity Scores a player that would have never played for ManCity without oil money! #LittleTinyManUtd
Min 83: Steaua 0-4 #OilCity Like Pep came to ManCity because of their history! #PepIsBald #OilClub
Steaua 0-5 Little Tiny Man Utd We lost! But who cares! Once the oil guy leaves Man City's top game will be against their U21's!
Looking forward to the next game! Where is ManCity's home ground? Wanna go to the game! Got a map for Sahara Desert? #OilCity #Diggin4Oil
Wish we played @ManUtd though! Now those guys have some history that stretches further back than 5 years!
Min 60: Steaua 0-3 Little tiny Man Utd! #ThoseNoisyNeighbours Are man city playing in dark blue because they are turning into oil?
Min 65: Steaua 0-3 Man Utd wannabes! #OilCity #ItsAllAboutTheOil
Min 70: Steaua 0-3 #OilCity MANCHESTER IS RED!!! Oil can't cover it! It can buy a part of it for a little while! But that's it!?
Min 78: GOAL! #OilCity Scores a player that would have never played for ManCity without oil money! #LittleTinyManUtd
Min 83: Steaua 0-4 #OilCity Like Pep came to ManCity because of their history! #PepIsBald #OilClub
Steaua 0-5 Little Tiny Man Utd We lost! But who cares! Once the oil guy leaves Man City's top game will be against their U21's!
Looking forward to the next game! Where is ManCity's home ground? Wanna go to the game! Got a map for Sahara Desert? #OilCity #Diggin4Oil
That's awesome. What a bunch of lads. They speak the truth about Man Shitty - without the investment, they'd be a nothing club. They buy success. I just love how the pay respect to us as well. Whoever wrote these tweets is a legend.I've suddenly developed good feelings for Steaua even if it's unverified account. I'd like to buy whoever wrote those tweets a beer. Seems like a good bloke
I assume it was the Canadian side?
I didn't think there were any City fans in Western NY
PepIsBald
That is embaressing from Bucharest to be honest
It's not even their official account. It's just some bitter fan.
To be fair who wants to go to Romania on a Tuesday?
I would much rather go to Romania than England.
Manimanc responding to us saying their stories are made up.
They really are quite thick aren't they? Saying that, if they all believe each other's rag tales, who are they harming as long as they're contained on that forum? Some of the rag tales are quite funny as well....especially the one about the hardman that got his tats out
A forum of imbeciles.They're just numpties, in my opinion.They really are quite thick aren't they? Saying that, if they all believe each other's rag tales, who are they harming as long as they're contained on that forum? Some of the rag tales are quite funny as well....especially the one about the hardman that got his tats out
Bluemoon is like a gathering of tourettes sufferes. RAG! cnut!
I only knew that was sarcastic right at the end.
One of the main reasons I don't wear a football top is I can't be arsed to talk football with randoms.
I don't go up to someone I don't know and start chatting to them just because they have a football top on, even if it's United.
I did shout DICKHEAD once, to some bloke who was walking down the street wearing a city shirt as I drove past. He was doing pirouettes trying to see where it'd come from
Every interaction they apparently have with Utd fans is exactly the same. Utd fan insults City, City fan with brilliant retort, Utd fan disappears forever out of shame. It's like they use a template.
That's a perfect template tbf.
They must be fit as feck with all that random walking round they do.
Running Joke Creator 3000...
Input "Template"...
Input "All City fans must wear the Empty Seat" template...
Press "Create Joke"...
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Error...
fecking Windows 10.