Three possible scenarios...
Scenario 1: You lot play us off the pitch, we sneak a goal (probably through Carlton Cole), Rob Green and our defence play a blinder. 1-0
Scenario 2: You lot play us off the pitch in the first half, leading 1-0, we equalise with twenty minutes to play, Rob Green and our defence play a blinder. 1-1
Scenario 3: You lot play us off the pitch, Rob Green and the defence play a blinder, Ronaldo gets dodgy penalty mid-way through second half and scores, we throw everything at you, Tevez gets brilliant breakaway goal after slick passing move involving Rio and Carrick, crowd give him deserved applause. 2-0
Oh, and Robbie Keane misses a penalty for Spurs against Reading.
Scenario 1: You lot play us off the pitch, we sneak a goal (probably through Carlton Cole), Rob Green and our defence play a blinder. 1-0
Scenario 2: You lot play us off the pitch in the first half, leading 1-0, we equalise with twenty minutes to play, Rob Green and our defence play a blinder. 1-1
Scenario 3: You lot play us off the pitch, Rob Green and the defence play a blinder, Ronaldo gets dodgy penalty mid-way through second half and scores, we throw everything at you, Tevez gets brilliant breakaway goal after slick passing move involving Rio and Carrick, crowd give him deserved applause. 2-0
Oh, and Robbie Keane misses a penalty for Spurs against Reading.