RAWK goes into Meltdown 2010/2011

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This was back in 2009. When Rafa was still in charge, but entertaining nonetheless

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WeasteDevil said:
Whoever made that has serious trouble with the articles of grammar (general rules of it also), unless he/she/it was trying to be poetic in some retarded way.
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They're always like that on RAWK, they try to put everything in this archaic language to make it sound dramatic, only problem being they've never read anything in their lives except Carra's autobiography and RAWK.

I mean look at that one Rimaldo posted above, that ends, 'There is a God, his name art Rafa.' fecking spastics.
 
The situation as I see it is like some horrific, heart-wrenching chick flick.

We wrongfully dumped our girlfriend who gave us the best sex we've had in 20 years because one night she came home and decided she was too tired despite guaranteeing us hot passionate sex for another time. We were spoilt. A lot of us demanded more sex but she just couldn't deliver, certainly not under the strain of mass public disputes with our parents who wanted her gone for a couple of years and even tried to replace her once with Susan Boyle.

She emotionally left for Italy where a slick Italian fello was looking for a new girl to do a steady job even though it would be impossible for her to measure up to the previous bird who had done everything in the bedroom.

Meanwhile we moped about a bit, perhaps shouted explicits at our parents for forcing her out, "Yes we've had a poor year together but think of all the memories we shared. How can we possibly find someone better?!"

"Don't worry sons, we've got for you an even better girl, the LMA girl of the year, she's not really a looker, heck her personality leaves a lot to be desired but what you need is stability right now and we've got just the girl."

And so a tumultuous relationship began. The girl knew she was out of her depth from day one. We tried to see the positives but with every passing week she grated more and more on us. She would come home and say "Why do we need to have sex? Judge me in the bedroom after a year and not tonight, I've done wonderful things in here with my previous boyfriend, once he nearly got his condom almost on but it was just a second too late."

Whilst swigging a bottle of whisky one night we sat reclined on our sofa watching the news and noticed that our previous girlfriend, the one we've been pining the loss of in comparison to our new bimbo, was having a tough time as well. She didn't have the glint in her eye that we had seen so often in our home city. She didn't suit her new boyfriend and our new girlfriend definitely didn't suit us.

One night we recieved news our former beauty had returned. She invited us round for tea, "We'll be right over!" We exclaimed in excitement. We hurriedly grabbed our coat and put our shoes on, opened the front door, were about to excitedly step out when we heard a noise:

"And just where do you think you're going?"

It was Roysalina.

We dejectedly closed the door, hung our coat back up and like lambs being sent to the slaughter, slowly followed her upstairs for another night of abject failure.
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:lol::lol:

Is it just me or is there something sexual between Liverpool fans and Rafa? It's disturbing.

They're all a bunch of chubby chasers.
 
Hm...are you sure he doesn't mean they'd be equivalent to chavvy biscuits in a fiesta?
 
Definitely the hand of Rimaldo :lol:
Originally Posted by RAWK
Can you imagine the anguished cries? The tears of fear? The sheer fetid stench of dread and terror emanating from the deathly hallows of Old Trafford and the Bridge? Unfinished business is back on the agenda once more. We shall rise and become the force we were always destined to be. Once more our name will echo around the lands, peasants will cower, lords and ladies will flee, a force unstoppable and merciless will sweep over pastures fair and rip asunder all who dare stand in its way. The trophies shall return, the glory days of yesteryear will be memories no more but a birth right, a reality. We shall again be as untouchable as we were that dizzying night in Istanbul. Europe shall tremor as an overwhelming throng of battle hardened men lead by the king of general’s, blitz all in its path.

Premier league crowns fall effortlessly by the way side, Kings of Europe, Kings of the World they shall proclaim us. A symbol of class and righteousness, one all aspire to. The only true football club, a club with the loyalist of fans, a club with a master tactician at its helm, a tactician not afraid to say it how it is, one with a weakness for bullies and one who sees them for what they are. We shall once more be the benchmark that all teams, past, present and future shall be matched to, a benchmark that they shall all fail to near.

Liverpool Football Club and the glorious Benitez, hand in hand, arm in arm, vanquishing all foes, cleaving in twain all those who dare oppose us. We can dream lads but we must also see sense, this dream is about to become a reality. Fate tore us apart and now it has sewn us back together. The plague, the transatlantic pestilence that once sapped everything from us is no more, you singlehandedly removed that from this club, even though it cost you your job and tarnished your reputation in the eyes of the nonbelievers. Oh where for art thou now oh foolish non-believers and naysayers? Cowering behind your sofa's? You forced Rafa from us as you realised it was the only way we could be stopped, but now he shall return and there will be no second reprieve for you this time.

Welcome home sweet prince, it’s time to lay a few ghosts to rest and bury those who have failed to overthrow us. Our mighty name is in the safest of hands with you at our rudder, we cannot fail with you and we shall not fail you once more. I cried tears of sadness when you were ripped from us, when you fell on your own sword for us. You were the second coming, sacrificing yourself for the masses, for the greater good. Now I cry tears of sheer joy for your impending return. There is a God, his name art Rafa.
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Some gems -

I am grateful to Roy. Losing used to be agony, now it means nothing. He's great for my health.
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feck OFF HODGSON YOU WANKER
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I feel physically sick, surely this cant be aloud continue?! truly cant believe this.
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TOLD YOU SO - DEAD MAN feckING WALKING SINCE THE CITY GAME

HE HAS TO GO NOW

THE PRESS CONFERENCE SHOULD BE TO TENDER HIS RESIGNATION

RAFA IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Get the feck out Roy. You fecking imbecile. If he's here for the next match, I'll have no faith in NESV whatsoever.
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Ive lost the will to be depressed ! Fooking shambles from back to front
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RAWK is no fun anymore. They actually want Liverpool to fail so Hodgson gets sacked, and joy of joys, Saint Rafa is re-installed.
 
had the choice to watch the liverpool game or Chelsea's , not being interested in a relegation six pointer I choose the chelsea match....

Liverpool 3 points off relegation zone................:lol::lol:
 
Re: Liverpool v Wolves Wed 29th - 8pm Sky Sports 1
« Reply #2778 on: Today at 10:52:52 PM »
The days of standing on the edge of the abyss are over, Liverpool have fallen over the edge. Benitez seems reluctant not to fall with them. He staked his reputation on the club and he found that even when it plummeted, he didn't want to give it all up.

He has been promised riches and finances at Juventus but still he hesitates. He is bound by something more. He is a flawed hero but history will see his management as no less heroic for the reality that it was doomed.


In six months, the Benitez era will seem like a golden age - Sport, Frontpage - Independent.ie

It really was a golden age...



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To be fair, it sounds ridiculous, but the Benitez era is looking like a golden age right now.

We can debate night and day about how much Benitez has contributed to the current downfall, but at the end of the day, it was only two years ago they beat Real Madrid 4-0. It's unbelievable how far they've fallen since then. Quite amazing.
 
2Bullish said:
Re: Liverpool v Wolves Wed 29th - 8pm Sky Sports 1
« Reply #2778 on: Today at 10:52:52 PM »
The days of standing on the edge of the abyss are over, Liverpool have fallen over the edge. Benitez seems reluctant not to fall with them. He staked his reputation on the club and he found that even when it plummeted, he didn't want to give it all up.

He has been promised riches and finances at Juventus but still he hesitates. He is bound by something more. He is a flawed hero but history will see his management as no less heroic for the reality that it was doomed.


In six months, the Benitez era will seem like a golden age - Sport, Frontpage - Independent.ie

It really was a golden age...



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That's by Dion Fanning. He's like something out of RAWK. He hates Fergie and loves to suck the cock of Benitez. He's "chief soccer correspondent" for the Sunday Independent in Ireland but he writes like its a Liverpool fanzine.

His father is the editor. Nepotism rules in Ireland.
 
charleysurf said:
That's by Dion Fanning. He's like something out of RAWK. He hates Fergie and loves to suck the cock of Benitez. He's "chief soccer correspondent" for the Sunday Independent in Ireland but he writes like its a Liverpool fanzine.

His father is the editor. Nepotism rules in Ireland.
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I used to play 5-a-side with him. He's an alright bloke.

That article is pish, mind you. Although I'm sure it's lapped up by Liverpool fans, who are a key demographic for sports journos in Ireland.
 
alastair said:
To be fair, it sounds ridiculous, but the Benitez era is looking like a golden age right now.

We can debate night and day about how much Benitez has contributed to the current downfall, but at the end of the day, it was only two years ago they beat Real Madrid 4-0. It's unbelievable how far they've fallen since then. Quite amazing.
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And Benitez is responsible for starting that downfall.

Roy has completely failed to stop the rot.
 
Pogue Mahone said:
I used to play 5-a-side with him. He's an alright bloke.

That article is pish, mind you. Although I'm sure it's lapped up by Liverpool fans, who are a key demographic for sports journos in Ireland.
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He's never shown any objectivity when it comes to United and Liverpool. That's fine off the pitch, we're all fans, it's all banter. But it's annoying when you express it on the national soapbox your daddy gave you. I get the impression he reads RAWK and gets wet when he sees threads on there praising him for yet another paen to Benitez.
 
charleysurf said:
He's never shown any objectivity when it comes to United and Liverpool. That's fine off the pitch, we're all fans, it's all banter. But it's annoying when you express it on the national soapbox your daddy gave you. I get the impression he reads RAWK and gets wet when he sees threads on there praising him for yet another paen to Benitez.
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Don't get me wrong. It is annoying. If I'd never met him I'd think he was a knob.
 
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