RAWK goes into Meltdown 2010/2011

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Leg-End said:
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RAWK is great. El Ninny has betrayed the leader. Kenny is King. Rafa is God.
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Apparently they're doing "Carrol Facts" now :lol: Basically a rip off of Chuck Norris jokes. These aren't from RAWK, just don't know where else to put them

Chelsea had to sign Torres, because Andy Carroll wanted to join a big team #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll ******* John Terrys wife, twice, and then big John made him a lovely cup of tea when he was done. #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll does not ejaculate semen. He ejaculates goals. #carrollfacts

Andy Carroll once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. #carrollfacts

Andy Carroll once punched fergie in the nose! It's been red ever since #carrollfacts

Andy Carroll has no pubic hair on his balls, hair does not grow on steel #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll can touch MC Hammer #carrollfacts

The Greek shaved his head cause Andy said this is a 1 pony town #carrollfacts

Andy Carroll told Fernando Torres he was coming for the no 9 shirt so Torres ran to Chelsea in fear. #carrollfacts

Alex Ferguson asks Andy Carroll how many minutes he wants added on. #carrollfacts

Andy Carroll could tweet a picture of howard webb in a man utd shirt and the FA would pay him £10,000 with add-ons #carrollfacts

The movie 2012 is actually a insight in to what would of happened had Newcastle rejected Andy Carrolls transfer request. #CarrollFacts
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A few every now and then. Didn't start some whole thing the day after he signed for us though :p

EDIT: I just remembered there was a thread of them here a few months after we signed him.

Slight fail... :nervous:
 
Longsden_7 said:
Nothing to complain about from last nights game? Very strange.
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No, but a lot of support for Sunderland, given they don't support Cheslea anymore. And a thread suggesting they should now support Arsenal for the title.
 
I actually like the ones in bold


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Chelsea had to sign Torres, because Andy Carroll wanted to join a big team #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll ******* John Terrys wife, twice, and then big John made him a lovely cup of tea when he was done. #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll does not ejaculate semen. He ejaculates goals. #carrollfacts

Andy Carroll once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. #carrollfacts

Andy Carroll once punched fergie in the nose! It's been red ever since #carrollfacts

Andy Carroll has no pubic hair on his balls, hair does not grow on steel #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll can touch MC Hammer #carrollfacts

The Greek shaved his head cause Andy said this is a 1 pony town #carrollfacts

Andy Carroll told Fernando Torres he was coming for the no 9 shirt so Torres ran to Chelsea in fear. #carrollfacts

Alex Ferguson asks Andy Carroll how many minutes he wants added on. #carrollfacts

Andy Carroll could tweet a picture of howard webb in a man utd shirt and the FA would pay him £10,000 with add-ons #carrollfacts

The movie 2012 is actually a insight in to what would of happened had Newcastle rejected Andy Carrolls transfer request. #CarrollFacts
 
Apparently quite a few years ago Andy Carroll kicked a Horse on the chin in a Newcastle nightclub and invented giraffes. #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll is worth 4.6billion Japanese Yen. That's actually a #CarrollFact!

Andy Carroll doesn't have to ask Charlotte Jackson to "tuck this in love". She knows. #CarrollFacts

When LFC play MUFC and Carroll comes face to face with Gabriel Obertan; Filming will start on a new Alien vs Predator movie. #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll would tell Rihanna the things he "can do in 20 minutes, girl" and it's alot. #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll dresses up as a woman of the weekend. His name? Carroll Konchesky. #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll would do anything for love. Including 'that'. Incidentaly, 'That' is Andy Carroll. #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll would chuck a grenade at Bruno Mars' bird just to see if he was chatting shit or not. #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll Scares Martin Skrtel. #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll smashed it repeatedly. #CarrollFacts

The City of Newcastle's drink related crime levels dropped on the 31st of January. #CarrollFacts

David Guetta ft Rihanna - Who's that chick? It's Andy Carroll #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll let the dogs out. #CarrollFacts

The Tories tried to cut anything Andy Carroll will ever encounter. He refused so they didn't. #Carrollfacts

Upon signing his contract, Andy Carroll automatically owned a 50% share in Newz Bar. #CarrollFacts

Andy Carroll is a better version of Duncan Ferguson than what Duncan Ferguson was. #CarrollFacts

Skrtel isn't actually that hard. Carroll is. #Carrollfacts

Kyriagos offered Andy Carroll and Luis Suarez a 2 on 1 straightener to regain top dog status. #carrollfacts
 
"Why Torres, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world... "

hinesy @ RAWK said:
...but for Chelsea?

In the play A Man For All Seasons, Thomas More says to Richard who abandons his principles in return for the title The Duke of Wales,: "Why Richard, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world... but for Wales?"

and it reminded me of how many of us feel about Torres.

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Its our own fault for daring to believe we could let someone else into that hallowed pantheon of Liverpool heroes, we dared to believe. And then he abandons us for the pay cheque and plastic flag n fan. But he won’t care, because as we’ve found out, he has no understanding of what he’s left, and what’s he gone to. I don’t doubt there are real Chelsea fans out there. But when it comes to real history, to an understanding and realising and loving that genuine organic living breathing link between fan and player, can you hear anything Fernando? No I didn’t think so.

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I’ll leave you with this slight change of a Churchill insult: But come tomorrow Fernando, we’ll still be Liverpool and you’ll be just another player.
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It's when the quotes - and expressions like 'daring to believe' and 'hallowed pantheon' - start appearing you know you're in for a classic night of RAWK hilarity.

[:cool: -- "loving that genuine organic living breathing link"]
 
Waltraute said:
It's when the quotes - and expressions like 'daring to believe' and 'hallowed pantheon' - start appearing you know you're in for a classic night of RAWK hilarity.

[:cool: -- "loving that genuine organic living breathing link"]
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Maybe they should change that quote to - 'Come tomorrow Fernando, you'll be sucessful... and we'll still be bitter and shit.'
 
antihenry said:
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WTF?!

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I'd just like to pedantically point out that Gerry & The Pacemakers did not write You'll Never Walk Alone. Rogers and Hammerstien did..So any "Original Score by" credit would be to them, unless they're expecting to serenade their "Great Redmen" with Ferry cross the fecking Mersey.

...and for that reason, I'm out.
 
Not from RAWK, but from the Sky comment section, some gems there.

Backward step for El Nino, wont take him long to find that out, maybe this Sunday will be a rude awakening for him & he will realise what he has left behind. He should have been a little more patient. Roman's money will not last forever. Liverpool, Euorpean Royalty are back.
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This from a Newcastle fan

Sickening, a local lad??? He's just got greedy, asking for a pay rise or a transfer to liverpool, hope his career is cut short like dean ashton's! Don't show your face in newcastle ever again!!!!
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:rolleyes:
 
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