That bloke second-left obviously thinks he's Napoleon.
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I like the way their boat, the 'Global Britain' looks just as shit as you'd expect it to.
EmbarassingI can just make out the 'Made in China' stamp.
This shite will excite some people.I like the way their boat, the 'Global Britain' looks just as shit as you'd expect it to.
It was all going well until Gove went up to the captain and started offering his opinions about boats, said how much he knew about his opinions about boats, and then started to sail the thing.
We are flailing
We are failing
We are failing
Couldn't someone have tipped off the Belgians about a Russian vessel disguised as a trawler heading with heavy weaponry to Brussels?I like the way their boat, the 'Global Britain' looks just as shit as you'd expect it to.
I'd have preferred them to be arrested on suspicion of being immigrants trying to sneak onto the continent.
W'anchors away!*
*Yes, it's actually spelled 'aweigh' but who cares?
*Yes, it's actually spelled 'aweigh' but who cares?
As Brussels isn't by the sea, does anyone think they delivered their message somewhere else
A basic knowledge of European geography is more than can be expected surely?
I was assuming once they reached the coast they'd have switched over to a Sherman tank painting like a Union jack.
No, patriotism lit their path.
I expect they all just hate brussel sprouts, and have accidentally conflated the two.
HMS global Britain
50 years out of date
Patched together with MDF and some teak laminate
Too small to copes with the waves its about to meet.
Piloted by a bunch of morons.
Sounds about right.
50 years out of date
Patched together with MDF and some teak laminate
Too small to copes with the waves its about to meet.
Piloted by a bunch of morons.
Sounds about right.
Brussells Missouri is accessible from the Mississippi, they can even push a little bit to Hamburg.
'Do we not sail on the ship of fools?' as the philosopher Andy Bell once warbled.
John Major attacks government over approach to Brexit
https://www.theguardian.com/politic...or-attacks-government-over-approach-to-brexit
https://www.theguardian.com/politic...or-attacks-government-over-approach-to-brexit
On the poop deck of SS Global Britain they're probably singing "The big ship sailed through the ally-ally-oh" A children's song that continues "The big ship sank to the bottom of the sea"
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Meanwhile the EUROboat has 27 captains that all want to go in different directions, parts of the boat are defective, it has left port tho and is going round in circles not knowing where the final destination is. 1 captain is bullying the rest but might not be captain for much longer.
That's Britain sorted, now describe the other EU countries.
Well. Britain dont have 27 captains
I thought you were alluding to the number of types of Brexit. We must be approaching 27 by now.
Nah, its a flotilla. Some of those boats wouldn't be able to compete were they not part of the group
Apparently the real name of that boat is the Edwardian, rather apt to where Brexiters aspire to turn the clock back to.
It's a Thames riverboat, that would probably be the first small craft to cross the channel since the Brits last fled the European mainland at Dunkerque.
Fake news and quotes a Murdoch speciality
It's a Thames riverboat, that would probably be the first small craft to cross the channel since the Brits last fled the European mainland at Dunkerque.
Fake news and quotes a Murdoch speciality
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I like the way their boat, the 'Global Britain' looks just as shit as you'd expect it to.
What a shitter. Looks ready to sink at any moment. Appropriate choice considering Brexit will sink the UK.
Pob faced cnut of a charlatan. Oh and mandatory Michael Gove image:
Still waiting to see any benefit of leaving for the actual common person. All negative so far isn't it? Mainly costing the everyday person money?
At least we won't have straight bananas though, and that guy won't have to spend a few grand repackaging his fish which was a one off and probably made up anyway (genuine reason for voting leave for someone in my office).
Just coming here for an occasional rant
At least we won't have straight bananas though, and that guy won't have to spend a few grand repackaging his fish which was a one off and probably made up anyway (genuine reason for voting leave for someone in my office).
Just coming here for an occasional rant
Ah so Germany isn't ruling the EU anymore?
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Obviously you didn't read my post correctly but that's ok
Are all the 27 captains German?
lol feckin read it
Occasionally tune in to Sky News - All out Politics
See that Brexiters still boasting about high employment and GDP - you haven't left yet
Also that Whitehall have been told to cut public spending by 6% by 2019/2020 - is this because the UK will not be saving all this money they said they would by leaving the EU or that they will become a tax haven?
See that Brexiters still boasting about high employment and GDP - you haven't left yet
Also that Whitehall have been told to cut public spending by 6% by 2019/2020 - is this because the UK will not be saving all this money they said they would by leaving the EU or that they will become a tax haven?
So you got 26 captains of unknown nationality being bullied by another captain who won't be there anymore. Blimey, I wonder why the UK is so desperate to seal the best possible trade relationship with such poorly run continent.
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Occasionally tune in to Sky News - All out Politics
See that Brexiters still boasting about high employment and GDP - you haven't left yet
Also that Whitehall have been told to cut public spending by 6% by 2019/2020 - is this because the UK will not be saving all this money they said they would by leaving the EU or that they will become a tax haven?
The cuts would have been at least as bad or probably worse if we had remained in the EU and the Cameron government had remained in power. It was part of their manifesto to eliminate the deficit by 2020.
Do you have proof to say that will all change once the UK leaves?Occasionally tune in to Sky News - All out Politics
See that Brexiters still boasting about high employment and GDP - you haven't left yet
Also that Whitehall have been told to cut public spending by 6% by 2019/2020 - is this because the UK will not be saving all this money they said they would by leaving the EU or that they will become a tax haven?
Pob faced cnut of a charlatan. Oh and mandatory Michael Gove image:
He's the total package. A cnut that looks like a cnut.
Which will mean even more borrowing, money's got to come from somewhere.