Cristiano Ronaldo - Performances (wums will be thread banned)

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I've always wondered who is likely to be Ronaldo's best friend at Madrid? and I am not too sure Messi best friend at Barca is Neymar though. Any ideas?

Think he got on well with Marcelo and Coentrao? Basically people who speak Portugese I guess.

He seemed to be annoyed when Ozil and Di Maria got sold too, though that might have been for purely footballing reasons.
 
I had a mutual hatred the lad I used to play centre mid with for about 5 years. Couldn't speak to each other off the pitch without coming to blows but were fine talking and dovetailing on the pitch. We were fecking good as well. Still hate him.
 
I had a mutual hatred the lad I used to play centre mid with for about 5 years. Couldn't speak to each other off the pitch without coming to blows but were fine talking and dovetailing on the pitch. We were fecking good as well. Still hate him.
Undiagnosed latent homosexuality in the pair of you. That's not a wind up. Think about your true feelings for him. You may end up in an extraordinary place.
 
Undiagnosed latent homosexuality in the pair of you. That's not a wind up. Think about your true feelings for him. You may end up in an extraordinary place.
Nah, he's not beautiful enough for me. A 4 at best.
 
Viva!!! @SirAF

PS He missed a penalty straight after. Weak effort. Well saved.
 
Got his weekly goal though, more important than Real's shit result.
 
Has there been anyone as good as him at heading a ball by the way? The likes of Dzeko, Mandzukic, Llorente etc are good at heading partly also because of their length and physique but when it comes to actual heading skill, Ronaldo is quite clearly better than them.

Copa 2011 header:
Against Chelsea in the 2008 final:
Against Man Utd in 2012/2013:
Against Getafe:
This one against Deportivo is just fecking outrageous:

He makes them look like tap-ins.
 
Has there been anyone as good as him at heading a ball by the way? The likes of Dzeko, Mandzukic, Llorente etc are good at heading partly also because of their length and physique but when it comes to actual heading skill, Ronaldo is quite clearly better than them.



He makes them look like tap-ins.

Which head are we talking about here?
 
Has there been anyone as good as him at heading a ball by the way? The likes of Dzeko, Mandzukic, Llorente etc are good at heading partly also because of their length and physique but when it comes to actual heading skill, Ronaldo is quite clearly better than them.

Copa 2011 header:
Against Chelsea in the 2008 final:
Against Man Utd in 2012/2013:
Against Getafe:
This one against Deportivo is just fecking outrageous:

He makes them look like tap-ins.


He scored a great running jump one for us against Roma (i think), but yeah he's very good at it.
 
He scored a great running jump one for us against Roma (i think), but yeah he's very good at it.

Oh yeah, the Roma one is absolutely outrageous. Duncan Ferguson would've been proud of that one.

My favourite Ronaldo goal along with the "tap in" in Porto.
 
Didn't Gary Neville once say it was his favourite ever United goal?

Don't know, could very well be.

Who would've thought our skinny, feminine, shallow young latin wing wizard would turn out as such a monster in the air. :D
 

No worries, Celta Vigo is next at Bernabeu, and they have terrible defensive record. He'll score few important goals in 7-0 win and everyone will laugh at people suggesting that his stats could be misleading about his performances this season.
 
Good day for the haters. How pathetic do you have to be to watch a team that you hate just to see them fail? Oh well, have fun I guess. ;)
 
Good day for the haters. How pathetic do you have to be to watch a team that you hate just to see them fail? Oh well, have fun I guess. ;)
Just be aggressive on the report button. Like the thread title says: "Wums will be banned".
 
I'd have better things to do than to watch Liverpool on a saturday, but whatever floats your boat.

Like what? I spend my weekends watching football (pathetic or not), not just Real Madrid matches hoping they lose.
 
Just be aggressive on the report button. Like the thread title says: "Wums will be banned".

So only quality posts like "Viva Ronaldo :drool: " are welcome here? Posting here after he has not scored and criticising him should not be allowed then?

Thank feck you are not modmin.
 
So only quality posts like "Viva Ronaldo :drool: " are welcome here? Posting here after he has not scored and criticising him should not be allowed then?

Thank feck you are not modmin.
I don't go much into the messi thread, but I'd bet both my nuts that it almost never happens in there. Correct?
 
I don't go much into the messi thread, but I'd bet both my nuts that it almost never happens in there. Correct?
Criticism? There was a thread for him at the world cup. He got lots of criticism and mocking there. Hard to criticize him since then.
 
I don't go much into the messi thread, but I'd bet both my nuts that it almost never happens in there. Correct?

No, Messi's performances are never as bad as Ronaldo's.
 
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