Moyes... Moyes... Moyes. The feelings that this cretin stir up in me.
He was actually the reason I joined Red Cafe. I was so venomously angry with what he was doing to Utd, I needed some reassuring words from likeminded Utd fans.
I genuinely can't stand the man.
I always thought he did a decent job at Everton. Working on a tight budget, he managed to bring some good players through while consistently getting Everton to punch above their weight.
That is his level though.
I was horrified at the thought of him taking over from Fergie. Just from watching the man I could see he had zero charisma, old fashioned tactics, and nowhere near enough experience and respect to command the Utd dressing room.
The day I found out he had been sacked evoked a triumphant feeling; almost like I was a prisoner who had been freed from a year of torture and misery.
So... I partly detest him because of what he did to my precious Utd, but the majority of my hate derives from the utter shitewaffles that come from his Scouse noisebox.
It's not his fault that he will never be good enough to successfully manage a big team, and I don't blame him for taking the job. But his insulting quotes, bitter ramblings, complete lack of humility and blaming everyone but himself makes my lip curl everytime I hear or see him.
I genuinely hope he takes Sunderland down or gets sacked before Christmas. His beyond tattered reputation will mean no one in the top leagues will take him and he will eventually end up back in league 2; where he won his only proper trophy.