Easter Premier League Fixtures (06/04/12 - 11/04/12)

Benayoun is fecking awful.

How he has eeeked out a career at the tops clubs in the PL is beyond my comprehension. He must have an ace persuasive agent!

He is nothing more the a plodder.

How did he manage it?!
 
finally the cnut gets a yellow and thats another shocking foul again!!
 
You got to admire Sagna's guts to go into a challenge with Balotelli - the guy is clearly bent on trying to injure someone.
 
This is becoming extraordinary, why has Mancini kept Balotelli on the pitch?
 
Gawd, Balotelli always does as little as humanly possible, such is his love for his club.
 
Wow that was Balotellis 3rd red card and he finally gets a yellow for it. Amazing.

Is Atkinson afraid of being called a racist or biased towards English players and won't give him a red because of it or is he just a moron?
 
If the Arsenal defenders had any nous now they'd be standing on Mario's toes, nipping him, anything to annoy the cnut. It's only a matter of time until he has another brain fart.
 
Mario has to get a retrospective red.. surely.
That was an awful tackle on Song.
 
Balotelli should write out a little story and have it broken up and printed on different shirts, then he can tell it bit by bit when he scores. Like the comics in the paper. Like how when you put all the McBain segments together that ever appeared on The Simpsons it's like a little movie where they all follow on.

One week he could have 'Why always me?'

Then he scores again and it's 'That gets carded...'

Then the next week, 'When I was a boy...'
 
Balotelli should write out a little story and have it broken up and printed on different shirts, then he can tell it bit by bit when he scores. Like the comics in the paper. Like how when you put all the McBain segments together that ever appeared on The Simpsons it's like a little movie where they all follow on.

I reckon he should have codes written on them and sell decoder rings on his website.
 
I don't get this YOLO thing?