Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"

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How long before we have HazardCaf? Seriously though this thread is fecked, why is everyone so desperate for a winger when we need a bloody midfielder.

Position doesn't matter. Fans demand an top-of-the-muppet-league signing, feck which position he usually plays in
 
Looks like ESPN has been tricked by that rnanutd.com page :lol:

ESPN fell for that fake link :lol:

I serously cant get over how easy reporters/newspapers/websites fall for all this :wenger: Same last night with the ghost quote by Hazard "I have offers from Manchester and Chelsea, both good offers..."

The webiste is class, but the url is the giveaway :lol:
 
I serously cant get over how easy reporters/newspapers/websites fall for all this :wenger: Same last night with the ghost quote by Hazard "I have offers from Manchester and Chelsea, both good offers..."

The webiste is class, but the url is the giveaway :lol:

ESPN's deleted tweet

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Nah if SSN Sources would've said that he is interested in going to City, most posters would've whipped out muppet suicide photos.

Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

So that would not happen after we all would try to make it look like we didnt want him anyways, and that Kagawa is the way forward.
 
Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

So that would not happen after we all would try to make it look like we didnt want him anyways, and that Kagawa is the way forward.

Sigh, If any person with even half a brain could read this thread, he/she could see that nearly no-one else is expecting him to sign. I've said this ten thousandth time and still idiots like you are pretending as if everyone is expecting him to sign for us.

Makes me laugh how many people are convinced that he's not signing for us.
 
I'll tell you who the idiots are, the ones getting pissed off that he didn't announce his decision last night. Some people had the common sense to question whether he had ever said that he would do this, but nobody wanted to hear. Now they're getting pissed off about it and saying he 'trolled' everyone. Eden Hazard probably didn't even know he was meant to be saying anything last night.

I still think he's probably a bit of a twat though.
 
It's natural to convince yourself it aint happening. Because if it doesn't you've prepared yourself for it, if it does then treat yourself to a mega self jizz fest.

Moral is to always take a negative approach to life because if you don't you wont cum as big.
 
No you have issues for getting too worked up about it prateik.
He isn't a United player so whatever he does, however he mouths off to the media should never get us United fans so frustrated at him (I believe some of us genuinely feel like that towards him).
 
Football 'journalism' is absolutely fecked and it's really very annoying.

There used to be a purpose to journos, they gave an insight to things and provided us with information and often interesting opinion. Now it's been reduced to being the fastest to post less than 140 characters on the latest 'breaking news', and any concern for accuracy is completely gone.

I'd go as far as to say that 90% of football journalism is now completely pointless, because anyone with a brain isn't going to believe anything any of these twitter gimps 'report' until it's been confirmed officially by the club in question. The only stuff word reading now is opinion pieces, and to be honest I doubt they even account for 10% of the guff out there, so my '90%' may have been underestimating the problem.

goddam fecker shits.
 
I'm not getting worked up at all.
Just saw the video of him talking about his next club from Jan. Its a bit weird.
I cant remember any footballer doing that.
 
Sigh, If any person with even half a brain could read this thread, he/she could see that nearly no-one else is expecting him to sign. I've said this ten thousandth time and still idiots like you are pretending as if everyone is expecting him to sign for us.

Makes me laugh how many people are convinced that he's not signing for us.

What? That's uncalled for.
 
He's acting like LeBron James, it's annoying. Would be better if he'd let the transfer play out in private.

Having said that, I really hope that he'll join United. Excellent player already and his potential is even greater.
 
feck. this wanker has been doing this for months.. he has issues :wenger:


Wierd. Given he's a massive attention whore you'd think he'd want to go to one of the big clubs. If not us then Real or Barca. Apart from truckloads of cash what do City or Chelsea have to boost his profile?
 
Someone at ESPN is collecting their P45 later then.
 
Wierd. Given he's a massive attention whore you'd think he'd want to go to one of the big clubs. If not us then Real or Barca. Apart from truckloads of cash what do City or Chelsea have to boost his profile?

He says he absolutely wants to play in the PL.Barca and Madrid are attractive clubs but he'd rather play in the PL
 
Holy shit thats awesome, tricked ESPN :lol:
 
Do you think SAF would go after a player who mouths off and turns his potential move into a circus?
 
Football 'journalism' is absolutely fecked and it's really very annoying.

There used to be a purpose to journos, they gave an insight to things and provided us with information and often interesting opinion. Now it's been reduced to being the fastest to post less than 140 characters on the latest 'breaking news', and any concern for accuracy is completely gone.

I'd go as far as to say that 90% of football journalism is now completely pointless, because anyone with a brain isn't going to believe anything any of these twitter gimps 'report' until it's been confirmed officially by the club in question. The only stuff word reading now is opinion pieces, and to be honest I doubt they even account for 10% of the guff out there, so my '90%' may have been underestimating the problem.

goddam fecker shits.


That's probably a fair summary of the state of football journalism today. In years gone by it was quite an honour to be a member of the N.U.J. and real football journalists were amongst the most respected specialists of their profession.

Now, though, it aseems that any wanker who freelances trying to peddle a few lines to some second-rate rag calls him/herself a journalist. And what price accuracy? I doubt that many of these third-rate journos bother to check their stories - In fact most are probably made up from the mish-mash of opinion and fanciful lies that are doing the rounds of the internet.

And Eden Hazard??? - it porbably will be Madrid, Barcelona, City or Chelsea before he would come to OT. There's a story for you.... "Hazard prefers Spain to the UK". How long before we see that in print?
 
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