FC Porto v Manchester United MINUTE BY MINUTE

SharkyMcShark

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Another SharkyMcShark minute by minute thread.

At the moment United and Porto are breaking even at $1.87 each to progress.

A moving montage of moments against Porto from the home leg to Coldplays Viva La Vida has me ready for tonight's match. Confirmed lineups to follow.

I can tell you that our starting XI is Van Der Sar, O Shea, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Carrick, Giggs, Anderson, Ronaldo, Rooney, Berbatov.
 
:( Unfortunately. Please do jump in if possible - I don't want this to turn into a Sharky wankfest (the only person who will attend this will be me aswell).

I'm going to take time out now to note how effeminate the voice of one of the blokes on SBS sounds. We can now confirm that this person is Ljubo Milicevic, Melbourne Victory reject.
 
I'll help you out Sharky.
 
The players are in the tunnel, along with my old maths teacher posing as Porto's goalkeeper.
 
i would, but ill be streaming the match and probably be 6 mins behind the action, also wouldnt know who has the ball most likley cause of grainy picture,

good luck sharky and solius
 
SBS pundits switching randomly between "Manchester United will win comfortably" and "United are up against it they needed a seventeen year old to save them on the weekend"

Porto are unchanged from last week - Hulk still looks like something that isn't quite human - it has something to do with the shape of his chin.
 
Porto are lining up with the same team as before, with the front three of Hulk, Lopez and Rodriguez.
 
Reckon we'll win this. Rio'll make the difference


Come on, Manchester!
 
We're off, to the sound of hissing from Porto fans.
 
Rooney seems to have started out on the right wing.
 
Hulk fires in a free kick but Van Der Sar comfortably saves.
 
It's not volunteers Sharky it's people posting in the wrong thread.
 
Anderson gets back to cover O'Shea and does very well to shephard the ball out of play using his massive arse.
 
GOAL!

PORTO 0 - 1 UNITED

RONALDO

What a goal that is! Cristiano Ronaldo picks the ball up about 30 yards out and absolutely belts it into the top left corner. Wonderful start.​
 
Carrick has a low drive at goal but it's well wide.
 
Ronaldo is brought down on the left side of Porto's half after some trickery.
 
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