FC Porto v Manchester United MINUTE BY MINUTE

Bruno Alves heads wide from a freekick.

The commentator geniously claims "If it was in between the posts, it would have been 1 - 1".
 
Sharky will have you fill you in for the rest of this half as I'm eating my dinner.
 
We have done really well to make Porto a lot less threatening than they were at Old Trafford. Rio being back seems to have buoyed the defence.

Ronaldo's goal was from 40 yards :eek:
 
Fergie says Rooney will be ok and see it through.
 
Some bizarre sounds at the start of the second half from the crowd that sound like a rattlesnake and then a ship.
 
Berbatov shoots, for once but it's straight at Helton.
 
It's raining like a motherfecker in Portgual.
 
Ronaldo's tracking back has been really impressive and unexpected.

Evra loses the ball once again and Raul Mereles rasps a shot wide.
 
Hulk picks the ball up 30 yards out and shoots hopelessly wide.
 
The commentators once again mention that Hulk is called that because of his resemblance to the actor.

Of course he actually looks nothing like him.
 
Giggs with superb vision plays a ball in to Berbatov who duly fecks it up.
 
Ronaldo wins a freekick after a coming together between him and Sissokho, who has a funny plaster on his nose.

Giggs floats the freekick straight into the keepers arms.
 
O'Shea wins a corner.

Comes to nothing.
 
Evra gets a headbutt to the face trying to clear and is down and bleeding.
 
Somebody got booked as Evra got up, may have been Evra himself.
 
Dangerous freekick for Porto here.

Hulk fires straight at VDS.
 
Rodriguez wriggles away from Carrick and hits wide.

Porto all long range shots so far.
 
I'm here to prevent the jizz, Sharky.