Get your league tables out for the lads

Doing decent.

Just sitting around calculating ways to carry out my anti-scouse modding victimisation conspiracy in between sips of an ice cold Pepsi cola.

How are you?
 
jasonrh said:
Doing decent.

Just sitting around calculating ways to carry out my anti-scouse modding victimisation conspiracy in between sips of an ice cold Pepsi cola.

How are you?
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I'm fine ... just lazing around.

You really need to let that go Jase ... the ice cold Pepsi cola that is, not the scouse hate campaign.
 
I know, its a horrible habit.

Glad you're doing well.

We just removed michael owen's mum, by the way. I expect the conspiracy talk to increase exponentially now.
 
jasonrh said:
I know, its a horrible habit.

Glad you're doing well.

We just removed michael owen's mum, by the way. I expect the conspiracy talk to increase exponentially now.
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Christ, didn't know she was back ... definatly a wum though if I recall correctly. As for conspiracy talk, I think they have been handled quite well ... if it was up to me I'd have demoted every last one and made them prove there worth again. Or killed them, in real life like.

Victims.
 
Don't worry Psmith, I'm sure an optimistic poo fan will be rubbing that all important game-in-hand in our faces soon enough.

Liverpool fans wake up and smell the faeces... Rafa will ruin your league season with his bizarre rotation policy.
 
Dumpstar said:
Something Man Utd fans loved doing most of last season:

Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
1 Chelsea 4 2 0 0 4 2 1 1 0 3 2 3 10
2 Man City 4 2 0 0 2 0 1 0 1 2 1 3 9
3 Wigan 4 2 0 0 4 0 0 1 1 2 3 3 7
4 Liverpool 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 0 0 4 1 3 7

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5 Arsenal 3 2 0 0 3 1 0 1 0 1 1 2 7
6 Everton 3 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 1 3 2 2 6

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7 Portsmouth 4 1 1 0 4 2 0 1 1 2 3 1 5
8 Newcastle 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 1 2 4
9 Blackburn 2 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 4
10 Aston Villa 3 1 0 1 3 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
11 Birmingham 4 0 1 1 2 3 1 0 1 4 4 -1 4
12 West Ham 3 0 1 1 1 3 1 0 0 1 0 -1 4
13 Reading 4 1 0 1 2 2 0 1 1 0 3 -3 4
14 Sunderland 4 1 0 1 1 2 0 1 1 2 5 -4 4
15 Tottenham 3 1 0 1 5 3 0 0 1 0 1 1 3
16 Middlesbrough 3 0 0 1 1 2 1 0 1 2 2 -1 3
17 Bolton 4 1 0 1 4 3 0 0 2 2 5 -2 3

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18 Fulham 4 1 0 1 3 3 0 0 2 2 4 -2 3
19 Man Utd 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 2 -1 2
20 Derby 4 0 1 1 3 4 0 0 2 0 5 -6 1

:lol::lol::lol:
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Fast forward 1 month and we are 17 places higher :lol:
Not a bad recovery from a side that has yet to hit full stride.
 
Fred the bin dipper said:
Bob Paisley had no previous managerial experience. he won 3 European Cups and 6 titles in 9 seasons. Shankly took over Liverpool, who at the time were a struggling 2nd division side.
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now there's rafalution

but he don't know what he's after

the bloody f**kin dippers

go on living in the past



i know the reply 18-5 so have it.
 
I was going to bump this one!

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:)

No, but its a shame I can't even claim you're nothing but midtable mediocrity. Simply because you're not even that at the moment. :p
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Shame... What are we again? :p

Fred the bin dipper said:
there is a very real danger you could find yourselves in the position we were in last year, all but out of it by sepember. i think you lot will win tomorrow, but you have a few tough games coming up that i dont think you will win, against Everton and Chelsea, and if us, Chelsea and Arsenal keep winning, then you could find yourselves too farbehind all 3 and make catching all 3 pretty unlikely.
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Please try not to be so negative next time ;)

I can't be arsed with the rest so I'm just going to :lol:
 
The best bit in this whole thing is that not only did it take just a few weeks for Dumpstar's wum to backfire horribly, but he walked himself that tiiiiny little bit closer to a banning with it.
 
jasonrh said:
The best bit in this whole thing is that not only did it take just a few weeks for Dumpstar's wum to backfire horribly, but he walked himself that tiiiiny little bit closer to a banning with it.
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I was just waiting to bump this thread, wanted to do it yesterday but I had to wait for the Chelsea match...

Anyway where is the line drawn now?

What is classed as a wind-up / bit of banter too far?

You lot might just end up taking all the 'fun' out of the football forum.

Anyway he was on tonight - can see he didn't reply to this thread! :D
 
Bumping retardedness is always 100% OK - that is true for every team.

This post is probably OK most of the time - moreso from a user who actually contributes. But when it is from someone solely here to WUM, then it will be viewed a bit differently. There are United supporters being looked at with an increasingly jaundiced eye for this very issue as well.

The 'new rules' are still very embryonic, and we're human so sometimes we may over or under react. We want sensible discussion and banter, but not wumming.

It isn't always easy to see where the line is.
 
jasonrh said:
Bumping retardedness is always 100% OK - that is true for every team.

This post is probably OK most of the time - moreso from a user who actually contributes. But when it is from someone solely here to WUM, then it will be viewed a bit differently. There are United supporters being looked at with an increasingly jaundiced eye for this very issue as well.

The 'new rules' are still very embryonic, and we're human so sometimes we may over or under react. We want sensible discussion and banter, but not wumming.

It isn't always easy to see where the line is.
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I suppose that is true and fair enough in the grand schemes of things.

Anyways, you think they'd learn not to write United off...

:lol:
 
I love it when shit like this comes back and bites people on the arse!

:lol:
 
On the grounds that the Premiership is just the league by another name, and true glory can only be achieved in Europe, I present to you the Champions League Group A table:

1 Marseille 2 2 0 0 3 0 1 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 1 0 3 6
2 FC Porto 2 1 1 0 2 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 4
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3 Liverpool 2 0 1 1 1 2 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 1 -1 1
4 Besiktas 2 0 0 2 0 3 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 2 -3 0
 
Dumpstar is a fecking Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime.
 
Desert Eagle said:
:lol: Where are you Dumspter??
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I'm here reading all this but I fear any post I make in this thread will mean I'm out of this forum which I've frequented since way before any of you lot (2000).

This thread starter was a bit of fun, which some fat idiot though was a WU.

So, while this flybynight idiot cowboy mod is around my contributions will have to be fewer, specially in threads like these.

So I can't possibly respond with calls like, "you're still sh*t-tah!" "18-5" "forever in our shadow" and the likes. :rolleyes:
 
Dumpstar said:
I'm here reading all this but I fear any post I make in this thread will mean I'm out of this forum which I've frequented since way before any of you lot (2000).

This thread starter was a bit of fun, which some fat idiot though was a WU.

So, while this flybynight idiot cowboy mod is around my contributions will have to be fewer, specially in threads like these.

So I can't possibly respond with calls like, "you're still sh*t-tah!" "18-5" "forever in our shadow" and the likes. :rolleyes:
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Excellent.
 
Dumpstar said:
I'm here reading all this but I fear any post I make in this thread will mean I'm out of this forum which I've frequented since way before any of you lot (2000).

This thread starter was a bit of fun, which some fat idiot though was a WU.

So, while this flybynight idiot cowboy mod is around my contributions will have to be fewer, specially in threads like these.

So I can't possibly respond with calls like, "you're still sh*t-tah!" "18-5" "forever in our shadow" and the likes. :rolleyes:
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Rubbish ...
 
jasonrh said:
On the grounds that the Premiership is just the league by another name, and true glory can only be achieved in Europe, I present to you the Champions League Group A table:

1 Marseille 2 2 0 0 3 0 1 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 1 0 3 6
2 FC Porto 2 1 1 0 2 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 4
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3 Liverpool 2 0 1 1 1 2 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 1 -1 1
4 Besiktas 2 0 0 2 0 3 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 2 -3 0
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Thats relegation fodder that is Jase ...
 
Things can always change so you better not talk shite, thats the moral of this thread
 
Now, we're did I put my league table.













Oh, here it is.

table.jpg
 
Too quick for me Hairdryer

I was aiming to bump this thread too. Seems as though we are right back in it after our poor start. I hope the international break doesn't disrupt our rhythm too much.
 
We will be lucky if Sunderland get something from Arsenal
Surprises can always happen
 
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