funniest thread (unintentionally so) ever
nice one Dumpy !
nice one Dumpy !
Get your league tables out for the lads
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1 Man Utd 24 37 57
2 Arsenal 24 32 57
3 Chelsea 24 21 53
4 Everton 24 17 43
5 Aston Villa 24 12 41
6 Man City 24 6 41
7 Liverpool 23 20 40
8 Blackburn 24 1 38
9 Portsmouth 24 9 37
10 West Ham 23 8 36
11 Tottenham 24 4 28
12 Newcastle 24 -15 27
13 Middlesbrough 24 -16 25
14 Sunderland 24 -18 23
15 Bolton 24 -10 22
16 Reading 24 -20 22
17 Birmingham 24 -13 20
18 Wigan 24 -17 20
19 Fulham 24 -19 16
20 Derby 24 -39 8
2 Arsenal 24 32 57
3 Chelsea 24 21 53
4 Everton 24 17 43
5 Aston Villa 24 12 41
6 Man City 24 6 41
7 Liverpool 23 20 40
8 Blackburn 24 1 38
9 Portsmouth 24 9 37
10 West Ham 23 8 36
11 Tottenham 24 4 28
12 Newcastle 24 -15 27
13 Middlesbrough 24 -16 25
14 Sunderland 24 -18 23
15 Bolton 24 -10 22
16 Reading 24 -20 22
17 Birmingham 24 -13 20
18 Wigan 24 -17 20
19 Fulham 24 -19 16
20 Derby 24 -39 8
City above Liverpool.....
...........and City are shite...........
...........and City are shite...........
All very tight around the second bunch of teams
Serious chance they won't finish 4th
Serious chance they won't finish 4th
City above Liverpool.....
...........and City are shite...........
but they have a game in hand...
The relegation battle would be fun to watch this year.
Blackburn and Pompey are catching up to them as well
oh, and as it stands, West Ham will move to one point behind the scouse if they win their game in hand
dont think they will in all seriousness....
I mean they still have to play the 3 of us....
Chelsea next
Everton solid in forth, the blues in work are gonna be having a field day over this one tommorow, may just have to team up with them and give em it both barrels
If they dont watch out they will go into the bottom half.
I think they have a fight on their hands for fourth
Only Pompey, Boro and Brum have worse home records outside the bottom 3!
Fortress Anfield, indeed.
Fortress Anfield, indeed.
Something Man Utd fans loved doing most of last season:
Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
1 Chelsea 4 2 0 0 4 2 1 1 0 3 2 3 10
2 Man City 4 2 0 0 2 0 1 0 1 2 1 3 9
3 Wigan 4 2 0 0 4 0 0 1 1 2 3 3 7
4 Liverpool 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 0 0 4 1 3 7
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5 Arsenal 3 2 0 0 3 1 0 1 0 1 1 2 7
6 Everton 3 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 1 3 2 2 6
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7 Portsmouth 4 1 1 0 4 2 0 1 1 2 3 1 5
8 Newcastle 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 1 2 4
9 Blackburn 2 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 4
10 Aston Villa 3 1 0 1 3 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
11 Birmingham 4 0 1 1 2 3 1 0 1 4 4 -1 4
12 West Ham 3 0 1 1 1 3 1 0 0 1 0 -1 4
13 Reading 4 1 0 1 2 2 0 1 1 0 3 -3 4
14 Sunderland 4 1 0 1 1 2 0 1 1 2 5 -4 4
15 Tottenham 3 1 0 1 5 3 0 0 1 0 1 1 3
16 Middlesbrough 3 0 0 1 1 2 1 0 1 2 2 -1 3
17 Bolton 4 1 0 1 4 3 0 0 2 2 5 -2 3
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18 Fulham 4 1 0 1 3 3 0 0 2 2 4 -2 3
19 Man Utd 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 2 -1 2
20 Derby 4 0 1 1 3 4 0 0 2 0 5 -6 1
I've just noticed on the current league table that both Liverpool and West Ham have played 23 whereas every other team has played 24.
This means their much talked about game in hand is against West Ham and at "Fortress Anfield" where their record....well you know what I'm getting at......
The race for 4th is ON.
This means their much talked about game in hand is against West Ham and at "Fortress Anfield" where their record....well you know what I'm getting at......
The race for 4th is ON.
It's too bad that Spurs had such a shoddy start to the season. The Scousers will still finish 4th considering the mediocrity around them in the table, but Tottenham are probably the fourth best team in England all things considered.
Something Man Utd fans loved doing most of last season:
Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
1 Chelsea 4 2 0 0 4 2 1 1 0 3 2 3 10
2 Man City 4 2 0 0 2 0 1 0 1 2 1 3 9
3 Wigan 4 2 0 0 4 0 0 1 1 2 3 3 7
4 Liverpool 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 0 0 4 1 3 7
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5 Arsenal 3 2 0 0 3 1 0 1 0 1 1 2 7
6 Everton 3 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 1 3 2 2 6
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7 Portsmouth 4 1 1 0 4 2 0 1 1 2 3 1 5
8 Newcastle 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 1 2 4
9 Blackburn 2 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 4
10 Aston Villa 3 1 0 1 3 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
11 Birmingham 4 0 1 1 2 3 1 0 1 4 4 -1 4
12 West Ham 3 0 1 1 1 3 1 0 0 1 0 -1 4
13 Reading 4 1 0 1 2 2 0 1 1 0 3 -3 4
14 Sunderland 4 1 0 1 1 2 0 1 1 2 5 -4 4
15 Tottenham 3 1 0 1 5 3 0 0 1 0 1 1 3
16 Middlesbrough 3 0 0 1 1 2 1 0 1 2 2 -1 3
17 Bolton 4 1 0 1 4 3 0 0 2 2 5 -2 3
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18 Fulham 4 1 0 1 3 3 0 0 2 2 4 -2 3
19 Man Utd 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 2 -1 2
20 Derby 4 0 1 1 3 4 0 0 2 0 5 -6 1
This is such a brilliant thread
They'll still get fourth, they'll go on a big winning run eventually. But it isn't half fun watching them stagnate
I won't be so sure.
If they get knocked out by Inter then they would certainly put all the effort in league. But off field things are still not sorted out and that could further ruin their season.
I'm not so sure
Man City and possibly Villa or Everton could pip them to it
Man City and possibly Villa or Everton could pip them to it
As near to Sunderland than they are to United
ha ha!
ha ha!
how many points are they below us? 17?
Bestest 'Came back to bite me in the arse' thread on the net.
Best Thread Ever.
No doubt!
No doubt!
As long as they keep Gerrard and Torres fit, they'll get 4th.
Not so sure whether they have it in them to go on a big winning run. They have 15 games left, including:
Chelsea away
Bolton away
United away
Everton home
Arsenal away
City home
Spurs away
All games which I would expect them to drop points in.
Looking at the table, they've only won 10 games this season!
Premier League Table
Premier League Table - January 30 2008 Pos Team P Pts
1 Manchester United 24 57
2 Arsenal 24 57
3 Chelsea 24 53
4 Everton 24 43
5 Aston Villa 24 41
6 Manchester City 24 41
* Premier League table
* All tables
Premier League Table - January 30 2008 Pos Team P Pts
1 Manchester United 24 57
2 Arsenal 24 57
3 Chelsea 24 53
4 Everton 24 43
5 Aston Villa 24 41
6 Manchester City 24 41
* Premier League table
* All tables
As long as they keep Gerrard and Torres fit, they'll get 4th.
Not so sure whether they have it in them to go on a big winning run. They have 15 games left, including:
Chelsea away
Bolton away
United away
Everton home
Arsenal away
City home
Spurs away
All games which I would expect them to drop points in.
Looking at the table, they've only won 10 games this season!
Imagine the fun if they failed to sign Torres
Spurs have better talent than Liverpool now that they are taking care of their defensive problems.
Huddlestone is looking like a future player for England. If Hutton comes in, with King and Woodgate at CM, and Huddlestone in the midfield cleaning up in front of them, then you'll see a much improved Tottenham next year.
I think that Tottenham are as good or better than Liverpool at every position except for Gerrard. And it doesn't seem like Rafa knows how to use Gerrard to effect in his system. Liverpool are in danger of turning into a mid-table team.
In fairness to the Scousers, they can get comfort and hope from the lyrics in their own anthem:
"When you walk through a storm
Hold your chin up high
And don't be afraid of the dark"
Bring a fecking torch and lots of batteries too!!
"When you walk through a storm
Hold your chin up high
And don't be afraid of the dark"
Bring a fecking torch and lots of batteries too!!
Something Man Utd fans loved doing most of last season:
Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
1 Chelsea 4 2 0 0 4 2 1 1 0 3 2 3 10
2 Man City 4 2 0 0 2 0 1 0 1 2 1 3 9
3 Wigan 4 2 0 0 4 0 0 1 1 2 3 3 7
4 Liverpool 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 0 0 4 1 3 7
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5 Arsenal 3 2 0 0 3 1 0 1 0 1 1 2 7
6 Everton 3 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 1 3 2 2 6
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7 Portsmouth 4 1 1 0 4 2 0 1 1 2 3 1 5
8 Newcastle 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 1 2 4
9 Blackburn 2 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 4
10 Aston Villa 3 1 0 1 3 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
11 Birmingham 4 0 1 1 2 3 1 0 1 4 4 -1 4
12 West Ham 3 0 1 1 1 3 1 0 0 1 0 -1 4
13 Reading 4 1 0 1 2 2 0 1 1 0 3 -3 4
14 Sunderland 4 1 0 1 1 2 0 1 1 2 5 -4 4
15 Tottenham 3 1 0 1 5 3 0 0 1 0 1 1 3
16 Middlesbrough 3 0 0 1 1 2 1 0 1 2 2 -1 3
17 Bolton 4 1 0 1 4 3 0 0 2 2 5 -2 3
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18 Fulham 4 1 0 1 3 3 0 0 2 2 4 -2 3
19 Man Utd 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 2 -1 2
20 Derby 4 0 1 1 3 4 0 0 2 0 5 -6 1
Dont you just feel a cnut now then eh?
Dont you just feel a cnut now then eh?
Basically, that table tells it's own story. Since then, Liverpool has managed to win 8 games and 33 points in 20 games.
United has in the same period won 18 games and 55 points in 21 games.
Where's Fred the Bindipper gone then? Always the same with those Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime, counting their chickens too soon. They really did think they won the league against Derby.