Let's all Laugh at England

Can a loss be a win? If Man Utd lost a semifinal in this manner, you’d be unforgiving of several “scapegoats” in the team. Mourinho would be getting a baptism of fire by now but it’s England - let’s all celebrate their mediocrity.
If United achieved feck all for 50 years then maybe? It's hardly comparable.
 
Might be the last time we have to hear that horrible anthem in a world cup game.
 
It’s a retort to “haters gona hate”. Too teeny boppery for my liking.

That's fair enough actually.

I actually don't think there's been too many meltdowns from England fans to be honest.

I don't think I'm melting down, although I was fecking boiling during the game. Of all the England failures down the years this is the least painful.

Now my reaction after the Iceland game was a full on Volcanic meltdown, I'll admit that.
 
so England get knocked out of the World Cup and you post this

are we having some sort of identity crisis sweetheart

Of all the complete and utter shite posted in this thread, the English national anthem is what bothers you?

God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen

What don't you like about it?
 
We could do with unearthing a couple of top midfielders to give this team what it's missing, we could be up to beating proper teams if we do, as it is we just got found out against the first decent team we've met this WC, no hard luck stories.
 
Of course it won’t work :D

Though I see evidence to the contrary. Anyway sleep on it, it’ll be ok by the morning. It ain’t coming home boss. :lol:
You really have an Ireland sized potato chip on your shoulder don't you? It's a real pity, 14k posts cant all have been so one-eyed so I'll give the the benefit of the doubt.

As you rightly say the world cup is not coming home but I think you miss the point … football, waistcoats and everything ENGLAND has come the feck home!
 
That's fair enough actually.

I actually don't think there's been too many meltdowns from England fans to be honest.

I don't think I'm melting down, although I was fecking boiling during the game. Of all the England failures down the years this is the least painful.

Now my reaction after the Iceland game was a full on Volcanic meltdown, I'll admit that.

Haha nothing like throwing the meltdown card around, it generally gets a-few reactions and reels some in :lol:
 
well done England but reality check

no one believed but your narrow wins against Tunisia and Colombia got people thinking you were the real deal

Sweden really got the hopes up and everything fell into place to the point wheree you thought you'd never get a better chance

the more tired yet talented team progressed though
 
You really have an Ireland sized potato chip on your shoulder don't you? It's a real pity, 14k posts cant all have been so one-eyed so I'll give the the benefit of the doubt.

As you rightly say the world cup is not coming home but I think you miss the point … football, waistcoats and everything ENGLAND has come the feck home!

Salty tears. Calm down dude, Ireland are rubbish. I mean we got hammered by fecking Denmark with Bendtner grabbing one :lol: I mean seriously.

It’s all fun lighten up :)
 
Of all the complete and utter shite posted in this thread, the English national anthem is what bothers you?

God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen

What don't you like about it?
it's a let's laugh and England thread? don't you understand
 
Can a loss be a win? If Man Utd lost a semifinal in this manner, you’d be unforgiving of several “scapegoats” in the team. Mourinho would be getting a baptism of fire by now but it’s England - let’s all celebrate their mediocrity.
Yeah because I expected nothing from England at all. I wasn’t even sure they’d make out of the group. I don’t feel gutted or upset, quite proud of them really, it’s was a surprise they got so far. I didn’t think they’d win the World Cup but it’s been a nice feeling for the last week or so wondering ‘just what if?’. I expect United to win and play well, that’s the difference. Irish, Scots would love to experience the same but they’ll just continue to cheer on whoever England are playing. Wales got to a semi and fair play to em.
 
Oh FFS get a damn clue :lol: We're arrogant if we hope for our team to do well, but we're 'celebrating mediocrity' for getting into the last four of the World Cup!? It's a fantastic achievement for what was the youngest team at the tournament this year. Hardly mediocre.

First off, Nigeria had the youngest team in the tournament - get your facts right.

I don’t have a problem with England losing. It was the manner by which they lost that was concerning. They couldn’t have started the game any better but the ghosts of yesteryears came back to haunt the team.

It’s always the fragile mentality when the going gets tough. England bossed it in the first half, should have scored a couple more and then the performance declined. England had just 1 shot on target(Trippier’s goal in the 5th minute) throughout a game that lasted for 120 minutes.

I don’t see how you see this as an achievement. Achievement is winning the bloody trophy or at least get to the final.
 
God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen
I don't know if I despise more the concept of 'God' - the Abraham (Western) type - or the concept of unelected leaders. But the last paragraph of it is pretty absurd:

Lord grant that Marshal Wade
May by thy mighty aid
Victory bring
May he sedition hush
And like a torrent rush
Rebellious Scots to crush
God save the King

Would have voted to leave UK if I was Scott just for it.

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Ok, not let's laugh a bit at England :lol::lol::lol:
 
well done England but reality check

no one believed but your narrow wins against Tunisia and Colombia got people thinking you were the real deal

Sweden really got the hopes up and everything fell into place to the point wheree you thought you'd never get a better chance

the more tired yet talented team progressed though
This. It's a big failure to lose in the circumstances, but they lost to the better team. Modric/Rakitic vs Henderson :lol::lol::lol:
 
Oh FFS get a damn clue :lol: We're arrogant if we hope for our team to do well, but we're 'celebrating mediocrity' for getting into the last four of the World Cup!? It's a fantastic achievement for what was the youngest team at the tournament this year. Hardly mediocre.

Third youngest, Nigeria and France are younger.
 
it's a let's laugh and England thread? don't you understand

Sorry, does not compute.

God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen

What don't you like about the English national anthem?
 
I would just like to apologise for the bolded part of my post I sent early on in this thread. I was drunk and upset we had lost; so apologies to all non-English United fans I pissed off.
Club>Country.
:lol: Fair play to you. It's all in good fun, we'll all be back supporting the same team in a month or so. Until we turn on each other in the player performance threads...
 
Except for that fact that you are calling people out for years of supporting United just they land at your national team and because your team lost and some united players were a part of the team.

That's stamping on the toys after throwing them out of the pram. A lot of you have behaved like kids.

Your team lost, people will laugh just like they did for the other teams and move on. Your kind of posters made it even worse.

Now i will support France in the final as they have pogba who plays for united and being a united supporter, I feel it would be good to support the United players.

Your boys are coming home. Hope you will be at the airport with flowers to receive them. They almost got it home. Hard luck.

What an utter load of rubbish! The problem you have is that there is nothing laughable at this England team. They have performed above expectation, become a team, and played for each other.

This has not happened since 1996 - it’s a revelation, and they will go home with their heads held high. You could laugh at the team we had at Euro 2016, as that was utterly pathetic, but the difference is like night and day. The issue is the utter hate that’s present in this thread, I’m happy for anyone to laugh at the England team - when they have been pathetic (most of the last 28 years) - but there’s nothing to laugh about here.
 
What are you exactly Russian, english, both or none of the aforementioned?

I'm definetely not English. I just like giving a bit of stick to all those dicks who think supporting United and England comes as some sort of a package. I actually don't mind England at all. I love the style of football and love the atmosphere at the games and the passion but when some posters come out with crap like that, it's hard not to add fuel to fire.
 
That is utter drivel. They ran the first half and had they finished chances it should’ve been game over. What were you watching?
thats true but apart from the Lingard chance England didn't have much going forward. Both Kane chances were offside. what i meant was that England did not play with the same intensity once they scored. Once the second half started they were already looking to play time wasting. But i really think this England team is going to grow. Hopefully Euro 2020?
 
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Sorry, does not compute.

God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen

What don't you like about the English national anthem?

It's fecking shite and it's lyrics are dour. Even most English people know that.

I mean no offence to Lizzie, I'm sure she's great but a national anthem should be about its people.
 
Sorry, does not compute.

God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen

What don't you like about the English national anthem?

If one day you have a gender fluid monarch, will you have to say "God save our gracious monarch"?
 
What a great tournament. So pleased to be part of it at home with amazing weather and some great results. Beaten by a world class midfield in the end but should’ve finished it off in the first half.

Delighted to be in the knockout stages this year and if you’re still thinking about england without being English you’re a fecking virgin lol
 
I'm sure England will be awesome again in the Euro 2020 qualifiers against Estonia, Andorra and San Marino. Harry Kane will bag 15 goals, England will go undefeated and the hopes will rise again...

It's like the Scouse boom-bust cycle but on a four year loop. :lol: