Couldn't think of a better thread to put it in, but I'm entering new muppet levels - yes - a starting XI based on muppet signings. Here goes:
----------Welbeck-------
--Young---Kagawa---Nani
-------Carrick---Modric---
Alba---Vidic---Ferdinand-Clyne
*opens Fifa case*
----------Rooney-------
--Young---Kagawa---Nani
-------Carrick---Modric/Martinez---
Evra---Vidic---Ferdinand---Jones
-------------DdG---------------
With Lindegard, Rafael, Evans, Cleverley, Valencia, Hernandez and Welbeck on the bench
is more than good enough to take on anyone in Europe.
And that still leaves the likes of Smalling, Park, Giggs, Scholes, Anderson and Fletcher (if he returns) in the stands!