I wrote something up for those who couldn't watch the match and still don't know what it was about...
Teams:
Manchester United: Van der Sar, Neville, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Ronaldo, Carrick, Anderson, Nani, Berbatov, Rooney. Subs: Foster, Giggs, Park, Rafael Da Silva, O'Shea, Fletcher, Tevez.
Hull: Myhill, McShane, Turner, Zayatte, Dawson, Marney, Hughes, Boateng, Geovanni, King, Cousin. Subs: Duke, Barmby, Garcia, Mendy, Halmosi, Folan, Ricketts.
1': We're off!
5': Goal! (Ronaldo) Reality sinks in for Hull. Ronaldo grabs a Berbatov pass, turns and fires, the ball squirming under Myhill. 1-0.
6': Hull win a free-kick. Geovanni smacks it with plenty of venom, but it rises over van der Sar and the bar.
8': Evra puts in a fantastic challenge to hook the ball out of the box, Vidic beaten (!). Evra then flattens former Red Devil McShane to win the ball again. Evra's been awesome, but Vidic's not happy against King and Cousin.
9': Berbatov flicks the ball over Boateng and plays in Nani with a fantastic through-ball. Good cross, but Ronaldo just misses the end of it.
11': Good atmosphere here at Old Trafford.
12': Geovanni plays a clever through ball into space: So much space, in fact, that nobody was there to collect it.
12': And Boateng decides to show Geovanni how to pass the ball to nobody with a ball down the left towards Evra.
12': There's been a goal for Rory Delap United. One patented long-throw, Ricardo Fuller getting on the end of it. Easy.
13': Ronaldo shows off his massive chest by insisting it wasn't a handball.
14': Rooney finds some space down the right and wins a corner.
14': Nani takes it short, Carrick crosses but can't find anyone.
15': Hull struggling to find the ball a bit. When they do, Berbatov forces Zayatte into a throw-in.
16': Rooney goes close! Shocking amount of space just outside the box, Rooney hits a shot but it's rising and goes just over the bar.
17': Geovanni tries from about 50 yards. Unlike David Bentley, it struggles to get as far as van der Sar.
18': Unable to do through-balls down the right, Hull hoof it up instead and Turner catches it - to give to Manchester United for a throw.
19': Nasty tackle on Nani by Turner, who is booked for the foul. He'll be alright once he gets some magic spray.
20': Foul on King by Vidic. Yank yank yank - not the Glazers, but Vidic and King's shirt.
22': Goal! (King) Easy free-kick, Cousin gets on the end of it and heads easily into the net. Vidic's having a mare. 1-1.
23': Carrick fouled by Geovanni, free-kick.
24': Ronaldo draws a foul from poor McShane, who's no match against Ronaldo.
25': Nani decides to do the samba with Geovanni, bumping him off the ball.
26': Vidic fouls Drama-King. Vidic doesn't look too good out there.
28': Goal! (Carrick) Fantastic counter-attack. Carrick scores on his return, bottom-right corner. Myhill had no chance. Through McShane's legs and off the post. 2-1.
30': Ronaldo finds an illegal amount of space on the right, and Ronaldo smashes it into Myhill and out for a throw.
33': Fantastic interception by Vidic to win the ball. And then from the resulting counter-attack, Rooney's through-ball is just too heavy for Ronaldo. Seconds later, Gary Neville (!) charges into the box like Evra does, just misses the ball - anything on it and it would have gone in.
34': Good determination by Evra to win the ball off King.
35': Ferdinand now barges forward and gets into a dangerous amount of space, but is forced wide. His pass misses Ronaldo, who somehow manages to win the ball back in the 6-yard box and the ball goes straight at Zayatte.
36': Nani shoots about a mile high and wide with Rooney lurking outside the box. Perhaps the hair's making it hard for him to spot?
38': Anderson makes another jinking run through the middle and gets crowded out. Cousin tries another Bentley effort from the halfway line. It goes about a mile high. Rooney then gets caught offside.
39': Hughes tries to volley the ball and he doesn't connect properly, going harmlessly towards van der Sar.
40': McShane somehow gets beaten by Nani in the air in the 18-yard-box. The header goes to Rooney who doesn't quite get it on-target.
41': Evra jumps with Turner and ends up going right over him. Perfect 10. Somehow wins a free-kick.
43': Good run by Berbatov; Rooney goes down easily, but wins a corner...
43': Goal! (Ronaldo) ... Which Ronaldo scores from a Nani corner. 3-1 to Manchester United.
45': 2 minutes of added time.
45+1': Berbatov fools everyone, including Ronaldo, with a through-ball that nearly misses everyone. Vidic then gets an iffy challenge in and loses the ball.
45+2': Half-time. It's mostly been one-sided, with some rather poor defending by Vidic.
Half-time ratings:
Manchester United: van der Sar 6, Evra 7, Ferdinand 6, Vidic 5, Neville 6, Ronaldo 7, Carrick 6, Anderson 6, Nani 7, Rooney 6, Berbatov 7
Hull City: Myhill 6, Dawson 6, Zayatte 6, Turner 5, McShane 5, Geovanni 6, Boateng 5, Hughes 6, Marney 5, Cousin 6, King 7
All scores, courtesy of the Guardian:
Chelsea 3-0 Sunderland (1-0 if you only count goals that are onside)
Man Utd 3-1 Hull
Middlesbrough 0-1 West Ham
Portsmouth 0-1 Wigan
Rory Delap 1-0 Arsenal
West Brom 0-1 Blackburn