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What the chuff are KPIs?
I'm glad it wasn't just me.
What the chuff are KPIs?
Nani has scored 10 goals this year, and I know he's started 29 games this year, but does anyone know the exact number of assists?
[B][U]Date Opponent Result G A MOTM:[/U][/B]
Nov 13 A-A. Villa D 2-2 0 1 1 vote
Nov 10 A-Man. City D 0-0 0 0 0 votes
Nov-2 A-Bursaspor W 0-3 0 0 -
Oct-30 H-Spurs W 2-0 1 1 No. 1
Oct-24 A-Stoke W 1-2 0 0 No. 6
Oct-20 H-Bursaspor W 1-0 1 0 No. 2
Oct 16 H-WBA D 2-2 1 1 No. 1
Oct 2 A-Sunderland D 0-0 0 0 No. 4
sep-29 A-Valencia W 0-1 0 0 No. 3
sep-26 A-Bolton D 2-2 1 1 No. 1
sep-19 H-Liverpool W 3-2 0 1 No. 2
sep-11 A-Everton D 3-3 0 2 No. 2
aug-28 H-West Ham W 3-0 1 1 No. 3
aug-22 A-Fulham D 2-2 0 1 No. 6
aug-16 H-Newcastle W 3-0 0 0 No. 3
May-9 H-Stoke City W 4-0 0 0 No. 1
May-2 A-Sunderland W 0-1 1 0 No. 2
apr-24 H-Spurs W 3-1 1 1 No. 1
apr-17 A-Man City W 0-1 0 0 -
apr-11 A-Blackburn D 0-0 0 0 No. 6
apr-07 H-Bayern W 3-2 2 0 No. 1
apr-03 H-Chelsea L 1-2 0 1 No. 3
mar-30 A-Bayern L 2-1 0 1 No. 2
mar-27 A-Bolton W 0-4 0 2 No. 2
mar-21 H-Liverpool W 2-1 0 0 0 votes
mar-14 H-Fulham W 3-0 0 1 No. 3
mar-10 H-AC Milan W 4-0 0 1 No. 4
mar-06 A-Wolves W 0-1 0 0 3 votes
feb-16 A-AC Milan W 2-3 0 0 2 votes
feb-10 A-Aston Villa D 1-1 0 0 -
feb-06 H-Portsmouth W 5-0 0 1 No. 2
jan-31 A-Arsenal W 1-3 1 1 No. 2
jan-27 H-Man City W 3-1 0 0 No. 3
jan-23 H-Hull City W 4-0 0 1 No. 2
jan-16 H-Burnley W 3-0 0 0 No. 3
10 19
Portugal:
Oct-12 A-Iceland W 1-3 0 0
Oct-8 H-Denmark W 3-1 2 1
sep-07 A-Norway L 1-0 0 0
sep-03 H-Cyprus D 4-4 0 1
May 24 H-Cape Verde D 0-0 0 0
jun-01 H-Cameroon W 3-1 1 1
3 3
I've updated my list from last season:
Code:[B][U]Date Opponent Result G A MOTM:[/U][/B] Oct-30 H-Spurs W 2-0 1 1 No. 1 Oct-24 A-Stoke W 1-2 0 0 No. 6 Oct-20 H-Bursaspor H 1-0 1 0 No. 2 Oct 16 H-WBA D 2-2 1 1 Missing MOTM thread (Slackers) Oct 2 A-Sunderland D 0-0 0 0 No. 4 sep-29 A-Valencia W 0-1 0 0 ? (No one counted the votes) sep-26 A-Bolton D 2-2 1 1 No. 1 sep-19 H-Liverpool W 3-2 0 1 No. 2 sep-11 A-Everton D 3-3 0 2 No. 2 aug-28 H-West Ham W 3-0 1 1 No. 3 aug-22 A-Fulham D 2-2 0 1 No. 6 aug-16 H-Newcastle W 3-0 0 0 No. 3 May-9 H-Stoke City W 4-0 0 0 No. 1 May-2 A-Sunderland W 0-1 1 0 No. 2 apr-24 H-Spurs W 3-1 1 1 No. 1 apr-17 A-Man City W 0-1 0 0 - apr-11 A-Blackburn D 0-0 0 0 No. 6 apr-07 H-Bayern W 3-2 2 0 No. 1 apr-03 H-Chelsea L 1-2 0 1 No. 3 mar-30 A-Bayern L 2-1 0 1 No. 2 mar-27 A-Bolton W 0-4 0 2 No. 2 mar-21 H-Liverpool W 2-1 0 0 0 votes mar-14 H-Fulham W 3-0 0 1 No. 3 mar-10 H-AC Milan W 4-0 0 1 No. 4 mar-06 A-Wolves W 0-1 0 0 3 votes feb-16 A-AC Milan W 2-3 0 0 2 votes feb-10 A-Aston Villa D 1-1 0 0 - feb-06 H-Portsmouth W 5-0 0 0 No. 2 jan-31 A-Arsenal W 1-3 1 1 No. 2 jan-27 H-Man City W 3-1 0 0 No. 3 jan-23 H-Hull City W 4-0 0 1 No. 2 jan-16 H-Burnley W 3-0 0 0 No. 3 10 17 Portugal: Oct-12 A-Iceland W 1-3 0 0 Oct-8 H-Denmark W 3-1 2 1 sep-07 A-Norway L 1-0 0 0 sep-03 H-Cyprus D 4-4 0 1 May 24 H-Cape Verde D 0-0 0 0 jun-01 H-Cameroon W 3-1 1 1 3 3
What are the current odds on Nani winning player of the year? i reckon hes a great shout for that award, he's by far the stand out premier league player of 2010 in my opinion.
Doubt he has the profile for it, but based on form he's definitely up there. With people still waffling on about his consistancy and saying things like "He's just starting to show his talent now", I cant see him winning it. He'd probably need another year of the same stuff
On another note would anyone argue that Nani is now the best player at the club?
I consider him more vital to this team than Rooney myself, hes literally involved in nearly every goal we score and without him i dread to think how impotent our attacking play would have looked this season.
He'd be my first name on the team sheet now, hes the most important player in the team bar none, we can cope without Rooney as we're proving, we can cope without Rio or Vidic as we've shown and been forced to show time and again over the last 12-18 months, could we cope without Nani? cope maybe to strong a word but id say our attacking threat would diminish tenfold without him more so than any other player.
On another note would anyone argue that Nani is now the best player at the club?
I consider him more vital to this team than Rooney myself, hes literally involved in nearly every goal we score and without him i dread to think how impotent our attacking play would have looked this season.
He'd be my first name on the team sheet now, hes the most important player in the team bar none, we can cope without Rooney as we're proving, we can cope without Rio or Vidic as we've shown and been forced to show time and again over the last 12-18 months, could we cope without Nani? cope maybe to strong a word but id say our attacking threat would diminish tenfold without him more so than any other player.
I'm glad it wasn't just me.
I'd still prefer to play our best players in their natural players to ensure they perform to their best ability rather than sacrificing them to their 2nd position due to the teams limitations. Nani for me plays on the right, thats where he excels, thats where he's worldclass and thats where i'd want him if we were playing Barcelona/Chelsea/Real etc.
Sky Sports | Manchester United News | Football | Premier League | Nani - I'm one of the best
a bold statement, the boy has made leaps and bounds though and i player i am pleased to have in the squad week in week out
"As a player I think I'm close to being as complete as I can be," said Nani. "Now I can say I'm one of the top players in the world.
"I play for the best club in the world
"and my role in the team is as a decisive player, scoring goals or setting up and so the team can win."
"You have to believe in yourself and believe in your abilities on the pitch. Big games are for big players."
"I want to be one of the best"
just need cut out his annoying diving....no need for that.
just need cut out his annoying diving....no need for that.
So do we keep him on the right side when Valencia comes back?
Really good to see him doing thjis well. Hope he can continue as he is our main player at moment. Just sometimes his decision making is a bit poor.
He has 30 goals/assists in his last 30 games.
I think about this stat everytime a commentator manages to bring up Nani and inconsistency, suggesting he's still far from producing anything consistent for us, and that we aren't seeing the fruits of his efforts. Every single game. Not in general play, but in end product. Well, 30 out of 30 you repetitive, clueless twat!
A regular and important player at one of the best clubs in the world - Nani has every right to feel he is one of the best footballers on the planet. He's not arrogant, just full self-belief. It's been key to his turnaround in form in 2010. But with four goals and seven assists so far this term, he's still not completely content...
Where's this from then?
I love his theatrics, especially when he shows the ref the stud marks...if it winds other fans up, i'm all for it.
I love his theatrics, especially when he shows the ref the stud marks...if it winds other fans up, i'm all for it.
Me to, im not one for encouraging diving as i cant stand it when rivals do it so i shouldn't and don't condone it from our players but i must admit when Nani does go down and does his Ronaldo esk screaming like a fanny impression i can just imagine the hate filled rage of our rivals fans watching it and i do laugh! its the same when we had Ronnie, Nanis become that player they love to despise, and mainly whether they admit it or not because he's now bloody good, if he was shit they wouldn't care it wouldn't bother them that much case in point when was Nani ever hated before? before the last 10 months of his brilliant form i doubt rival fans even bothered to notice him, its a testament to how good he's become and how important he is to Manchester United hes now become that pantomime villain Ronaldo was.
Long may it continue if you ask me.