Keeps It tidy
Hates Messi
This stuff is dangerous. It does enhance performance though. It does this by stimulating the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. The players just have that much longer to make the right pass.
I had the second feeling like a month feeling before but, I was on something that was not exactly performance enhancing.