marcus agrippa said:
Meet the official Caf nutcase
Phone for Muslims.....
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Slabber said:
but were they TRUE Christians?
Slabber said:
took me quite by surprise...with the (questionable)company i keep, it's not everyday i meet a fire-and-brimstone type....
This telephone thingy is proof that the bloody muslims are completely clueless. If they need a phone to remind them to pray then they are obviously not that interested in praying or otherwise it would be on their mind like `what can i blow up today´ or `I don´t arf fancy my cousins 12 year old daughter, I know i´ll ask the elders of the village if I can marry her, I need another camel comber´.
Its just proof of another clueless minority trying to get themselves on the news occasionally so we don´t forget about them, afterall we are not going to thank them for great inventions (or contributions to the human race) like the solar powered camel sadel, or sand in your tea instead of sugar, or the paris dakar rally, or cinnamon toothepaste. But this sounds like whinging and I hate whingers. So I´ve come up with a gadget for Muslims.
Its called the mobile phone, and it won´t ring 5 times a day to remind you to pray it´ll ring a 1000 times reminding you to feck off.
Its just proof of another clueless minority trying to get themselves on the news occasionally so we don´t forget about them, afterall we are not going to thank them for great inventions (or contributions to the human race) like the solar powered camel sadel, or sand in your tea instead of sugar, or the paris dakar rally, or cinnamon toothepaste. But this sounds like whinging and I hate whingers. So I´ve come up with a gadget for Muslims.
Its called the mobile phone, and it won´t ring 5 times a day to remind you to pray it´ll ring a 1000 times reminding you to feck off.
Slabber said:
I mean true Christians not apostate (so called) Christians. Try a google search under "Inquisition" and find out what you are actually talking about and who was doing the burning. Yes Jesus was the Jewish Messiah (who they are still waiting for) but they rejected him as foretold. They were expecting an all conquering King, which Jesus will be on his second coming. They failed to see the part where it was also foretold that the Messiah would first be cut off.
Psalm 22:16 written: 1018 BC (Before Christ)
"For dogs have compassed me: the assembly of the wicked have enclosed me: they pierced my hands and my feet."
Isaiah 53:5 (Suffering Servant Passage) written: 712 BC (Before Christ)
"But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed."
Isaiah 8:14 written: 742 BC (Before Christ)
"And he shall be a sanctuary; but for a stone of stumbling and for a rock of offence to both
the houses of Israel, for a gin and a snare to the inhabitants of Jerusalem."
Isaiah 53:7 written: 712 BC (Before Christ)
"He was oppressed, and he was afflicted, yet he opened not his mouth: he is brought as a lamb to the
slaughter, and as a sheep before her shearers is dumb, so he openeth not his mouth."
Matthew 26:62-63 "Then the high priest stood up and said to Jesus, 'Are you not going to answer? What is this testimony that these men are bringing against you?' But Jesus remained silent. The high priest said to him, 'I charge you under oath by the living God: Tell us if you are the Christ, the Son of God.'"
Soldiers gave Jesus vinegar to drink as he hung on the cross
Psalm 69:21 written: 1018 BC (Before Christ)
"They put gall in my food and gave me vinegar for my thirst."
John 19:29 "A jar of wine vinegar was there, so they soaked a sponge in it, put the sponge on a stalk of the hyssop plant, and lifted it to Jesus' lips."
the gambling for his garments...
Psalm 22:18 written: 1018 BC (Before Christ)
"They part my garments among them, and cast lots upon my vesture."
Mark 15:24 "And they crucified him. Dividing up his clothes, they cast lots to see what each would get."
Darkness reported at Christ's Crucifixion
Amos 8:9 written: 787 BC (Before Christ)
"And it shall come to pass in that day, saith the Lord of God, that I will cause the sun to go
down at noon, and I will darken the earth in the clear day:"
Matthew 27:50-54
50 Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost. 51 And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom, and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent; 52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, 53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared to many. 54 Now when the centurion, and they that were with him, watching Jesus, saw the earthquake, and those things that were done, they feared greatly, saying, Truly this was the Son of God.
Coincidence? A pagan historian by the name of Thallus, who lived shortly after the resurrection of Christ (about A.D. 52)
wrote concerning a miraculous darkness that covered the earth at the Passover of A.D. 32 and attempted to explain it
as an eclipse of the sun. There was no eclipse of the sun that year.
Proverbs 30:4 (700 B.C.): "Who hath ascended up into heaven or descended? Who hath gathered the wind in His fists? Who hath bound the waters in a garment? Who hath established all the ends of the Earth? What is His name, and what is His son's name, if thou canst tell?"
Genesis 1:26 (4000 B.C.): "And God said, Let "US" make man in our image.."
zappa4UTD said:
I am sure that the Muslim phone thing is just someones idea of how to ake money and not anything to do with Muslim beliefs. I am sure Muslim people know how to follow what they believe in, allthough I am Christian in belief and obviously have my own views on Islam which I do not believe in I still find your post not very funny.
zappa4UTD said:
Im Red2,
while it would be easy to rip into you regarding the quality of your sources, i will desist...
i realise you are a Christian, and therefore perhaps cannot help it, but i really don't think you should come here proselytising....
there are probably Catholics on here who'll take offence at what you're saying about their church...
just a thought...just a thought..
while it would be easy to rip into you regarding the quality of your sources, i will desist...
i realise you are a Christian, and therefore perhaps cannot help it, but i really don't think you should come here proselytising....
there are probably Catholics on here who'll take offence at what you're saying about their church...
just a thought...just a thought..
Im red2 said:
Stop it. The bible is a load of bollocks. That was established a long time ago.
Oh feck off Im red 2. fecking lilly livered ill follow every one elses opinion that muslims are the best thing since hal al sliced bread. I critisize everyone who needs critisism, and ill give praise to those that deserve it, if your so fecking clued up geezer. What praise are you going to give them.
I fecking sick and tired of this looney liberal attitude that all people are the same and deserve a fair chance.
I fecking sick and tired of this looney liberal attitude that all people are the same and deserve a fair chance.
You earn your respect and and earn a chance in this world, not just given it because every fecking saturday a group of rag heads march to the nearest square and voice their opinion on how the jews have ruined the world.
Well here is the truth.
Palestine belongs to the jews, that is fact wether you love them or hate them. They own it because WE gave it to them, why did we give it to them, because Palestine was part of the Ottoman empire (as was Iraq) a true ally to Germany during the war. Palestinians
Well here is the truth.
Palestine belongs to the jews, that is fact wether you love them or hate them. They own it because WE gave it to them, why did we give it to them, because Palestine was part of the Ottoman empire (as was Iraq) a true ally to Germany during the war. Palestinians
marcus agrippa said:
I am Irish so as you can probably imagine I was raised Catholic (so I know what I am talking about) and most of my relatives and close friends are still Catholic(but not all). If Catholics feel offended by the history of their Chruch then maybe they should ask themselves if they are in the correct church.
My intent is not to offend catholics but to expose the lie. I hope you have not taken any offence because there really is no offence intended.
If you find anything wrong with my source(the Bible) what is it?
Palestinians YOU LOST and WE WON we took your land as spoils of war. You don´t like it tough shit. So you terrorist bastards can feck off.
Now theres the truth, can someone please have a counter argument and tell me where im going wrong
Now theres the truth, can someone please have a counter argument and tell me where im going wrong
Slabber said:
By you.
zappa4UTD said:
I never said I thought Muslims where good or bad, all I said is I do not believe in what they believe in(which no Christian does). You are entitled to critisize anyone you want. But I am not here to critisize anyone. You want to know what I think? All religions that are not true Christian are bad. O.K Happy?? But all people are potentially good(or bad)
Im red2 said:
no worries: i'm not offended; i don't believe in any of that religious stuff...but i've known a lot of Catholic institutions in my time, and quite a few of them have been a force for good in the world:
what is it your messiah says? - "A house divided against itself cannot stand"...? "All sins will be forgiven men, but blasphemy against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven".....
if you know the context from which i took that, you will understand what i'm saying to you...
also: the Bible, as most impartial scholars will tell you, is not really accurate (and i'm being very generous with my wording here)...
zappa4UTD said:
It is also a Christian belief that the land where the Jewish people currently claim to be their own actually is their own . Watch events at the temple Mount in the future and see the Bible come to life.
marcus agrippa said:
Examples please? Some Catholic institutions have done good no doubt about it but the Church has led people from the truth that is the whole thing.
To know what sin is and to willfully continue doing it is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit.
Im red2 said:
you must be joking! - if you are a serious searcher of the truth, you wouldn't be asking me that....unless, of course, you are absolutely convinced you've found the truth, in which case whatever i say is irrelevant: in either case, i'd be advised to take my own recommendation in my second post here and not proselytise...
about the second statement: you missed my whole point entirely...
How many topics how we now on this thread...
It has become evident from the direction of this thread that we need yet more niche phone companies. Phones4Morons, T-Mongile, etc.
Maybe the 'car; phone; where house?' ?
Maybe the 'car; phone; where house?' ?
marcus agrippa said:
Going back to your post where you say that about blasphemy against the Holy Spirit almost as if you are accusing me of that,(not sure if you are or not) my answer is a Bible verse "but if we walk in the light as He Himself is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus His Son cleanses us from all sin."
I've been trying to think of another phone network to make a ga about all day
I can't
I can't
sincher said:
Plechazunga said:
you're not trying hard enough, sincher's just come up with a couple of doozies....
Once a person is saved.. at that time he receives and is sealed by the Holy Spirit. That person can never blasphemy the Holy Spirit.
2 Cor 1
22 Who hath also sealed us, and given the earnest of the Spirit in our hearts.
Ephesians 1
13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise,
Ephesians 4
30 And grieve not the holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto the day of redemption.
2 Cor 1
22 Who hath also sealed us, and given the earnest of the Spirit in our hearts.
Ephesians 1
13 In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise,
Ephesians 4
30 And grieve not the holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto the day of redemption.
Charismatics.
Well hello Mr caf nutcase and welcome to the forumSlabber said:
Hey guys I'm off to watch the match, I still like football and would like to see United winning but I fear the worst. I predict either 0-0 or 1-0 to Benfica I hope I am wrong.
May God bless you all
May God bless you all
No fire or brimstone here marcusmarcus agrippa said:
took me quite by surprise...with the (questionable)company i keep, it's not everyday i meet a fire-and-brimstone type....
Im red2 said:
Or maybe you're just a loony. I wonder which it is.
Plechazunga said:
Spoony said:
he's got a beard for 25 years, how dare you question his wisdom
Im red2 said:
Maybe there's more to this religion thing than a few primitive types sitting around and arguing about which way the sun's going to come up? I feel truly blessed at this point, maybe there could be a similar prediction/blessing before every match?
If we'd have followed the "we're right because we say so or someone else did" view of the world we'd still be living in caves.
As it is, thanks to trust in science, we're all on the Caf, which is nice, if a little silly and pointless.
As it is, thanks to trust in science, we're all on the Caf, which is nice, if a little silly and pointless.
Slabber said:
Have you looked in the newbie forum?
zappa4UTD said:
They are probably saying the same thing about the British. Contless civilians in Palestine have been killed as a result of "spoils of war". So people like you shouldn't wonder why things like London attacks happen.
Also, Muslims pray at different times every day, so I'd think this phone would be usefull instead of having to consult a chart. You should take a good piece of advice from some other members on here and "google" about the stuff you are going to write, because you're clearly a clueless racist.
Why is this item even worthy of comment? Do we comment when church mass times are advertised in a newspaper? Do we act amazed if someone puts task reminder in Outlook no matter what it is for?
And Zappa4 - tone it down or you will be gone.
And who are WE? Are you Jewish or Israeli?
And Zappa4 - tone it down or you will be gone.
And who are WE? Are you Jewish or Israeli?
Wibble said:
Intelligence returning to the thread...
Im red2 said:
Its also a Muslim belief.
In the Quran, Sura 5.21 clearly states that the Jews sole right to what is Israel.
Perhaps Sultan would like to comment.